I don’t understand her “the school holidays are bleeping doing me in” line. Yes it’s school holidays, but neither of her kids go to school, they go to daycare right? Where I come from, the daycare is open, why does she keep complaining on weekends that she hates the holidays, I’m sure her kids are at daycare 4 weekdays a week.
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Fancy having to parent your own kids, what a crazy notion.
That giant cold sore on her lip looks rank too, did she get that one off Pete’s rooster?
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Always followed up with another story to prove she is just a bleep. Needs retail therapy because her kids, nah Ash, you made them that way.
If you dressed her in some Kmart instead of Stella Mcartney maybe she wouldn’t be so bratty.