Ash would die if she saw the artworks my kids have done over the years. Couches, walls, floors. But I never reacted by shoving my phone in their face and filming while shaming them into admitting who had done it. Seriously, there's bigger problems in the world than stressing over a bit of ink. And the ink in the handbag is on the lining where no one will see it anyway?
She needs to remove the stick from her ass and embrace the joy that young children bring. Yes, they're messy, they're loud, they don't listen... But they are the biggest blessing. They don't want a perfect show home or a Mum in designer clothes. They want a loving and engaged parent who enjoys being around them

They're at an age where they will be noticing these things now and actually remembering the way they are being treated.