Ash Pollard

[pokerface79]

I love that she was whining about not being able to afford a nanny on holidays for the kids and that families in their situation will sometimes bring grandparents on holiday to help care for the kids, but that her and Pete’s parents “weren’t that way inclined”.

Babes, these are YOUR kids on your FAMILY holiday. Get a grip.

 

[notgifted]

Were they not in childcare or someone else’s care all of last week, whilst she was off at her many beauty treatments, shopping obsessively for the right yoghurt, at the tennis on Thursday or Friday belittling Pete, and shopping for weights, then complaining because she had to carry them to the car, oh and out for her birthday on the Saturday last weekend. I swear those girls will be off to boarding school in a few years.

Absolutely, she’s got a short memory & an even shorter tolerance for her children. She never has them.

It’s really sad, my youngest will leave the nest next week as she starts her exciting school life, it’s a really sad thought that the couple of days we have home together while the others are at school / work are over. Our time with our kids at home is so very short, sadly I don’t think Ash will be one to miss those days at all.

 

[Swamp Life]

Honestly who posts photos of themself chundering. How is she even looking at her phone if her motion sickness is that bad

 

[marketplace_grifter]

Oh we won't hear the end of this today. Poor little girls will be in for a tough morning blaming them all morning for keeping her awake all night. Why wouldn't you just get in bed with them seeing as they have these large beds and go back to sleep with them you'd do anything for sleep. Pete seems just as bad as her in not giving in. I bet she ranted on and on hollowing down the house that's why Claudette woke up. I feel so so sorry for these girls no love whatsoever.

100000% just climb into on of the large free gifted mattresses and go the fuck to sleep with your girls. And please it's not like you have to worry about the lack of sleep today because its another day of you not looking after your children today because it's another daycare/kinder what ever the fuck you call it day.

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

So she had a busy day handbag shopping which is why she was so cranky this morning and yelling at her three year old to get dressed. No time to eat breakfast in their pyjamas those little girls had to be dropped early at daycare so Ash could enjoy her day without them.

 

[Butt3rfly]

Just the shoes to wear gardening……..fuck she’s a dumb cunt.

 

[Fangit]

So here she is today bagging her own daughter out because she had a bad dream last night and trying to tell a little person that it's only a bad dream to go back to her own bed and it's not real only because she didn't want her own sleep disturbed. What an absolute horrible mother she is. Why would you even say that to your own daughter that was really scared and she's what just over 3 so as if she knows that it's not real to her it was very real. Hasn't Clem's got a big double bed so why didn't she just get in bed with her and give her a cuddle and tell her it's ok mummy's here and the dream will go away now I'm here. No cuddles or reassurance that she safe and no need to be scared. She an absolute bitch of a parent that's is more concerned and moaned that her child interrupted her sleep and how she will be tired today and how dare her child has a nightmare and just wanted her mummy but no she were more interested in HER fucking sleep. She shouldn't be a parent. These poor kids are just going the same path as her and will need to see therapists and it won't be in their adult life it will be in the next couple years .

 

[Dabble]

Fucking hell Ash, Parenting is not for you!!!

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

The girls are probably taking a 4 hour nap so Mummy can clean the house. Also I don’t believe for one minute that this sole incident made the cleaners resign. Imagine working for this raging control freak.

I agree. This was not a single incident. I love that they quit on her. Her ego is so bent out of shape because of it and I’m loving that for her.
Shes a Gold Coast Bogan Bully at best, who went to a fancy school (or did I make that up??) and thinks that makes her fancy and educated. She probably took compulsory French, (who didn’t?) and thinks she’s now Madeleine living in an Italianate house. Sooo fancy. I’m sorry love that mishmash doesn’t read fancy.

 

[makeitstop]

As if Ash would use MCoBeauty products.

 

[acessj]

She’s got a serious fugly sunglasses collection
Her hair looks better styled than the usual fuzzball

I often wonder if Pete feels embarrassed to be out with Dame Edna Everage

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

What happened to “we’re an Emma household”. This lying grifter is too much. Look out for an Emma mattress being sold on FB marketplace under a fake name Malvern East pickup CASH ONLY.

 

[Fangit]

So Claudette asked her to stop camerai-ing her but NO Ash never listens to her kids and has to do something for her insta followers as she's been quite of late. Does she EVER listen to her kids . What a bitch.
And then in another breath she tells her followers how she's stuffed her shoulder up at the gym but She's back there again today doing shoulder exercises. The mind boggles. And I'm getting sick of her filming herself at the gym. Is that why she joined to get content for her insta page. Well when you read here Ash it's annoying stop filming yourself.

 

[gawjussssfabric]

I hope Emma mattress never works with her again! Especially after the paid partnership with this other mattress brand. She can dish out the criticism but can’t take it!

 

[peppyop]

So did she put the girls in daycare so she could go to the movies?

I don’t know how she finds the time to work FULL TIME LOL

 

[Amyzep]

And how about her Christmas tree? Some hessian bows and a hessian stand cover and some random pinecones underneath. Christmas is one time of year that should be about your kids and what they want, not about your own selfish aesthetics.

 

[GemmaBish]

How incredibly rude was she to her mum! She’s a pig. Awful person. I couldn’t even watch the videos the way she was talking to her and her facial expressions.

 

[Fangit]

The way I came running here to post about this
Imagine working for Ash She’d want everything done yesterday and wouldn’t appreciate that sometimes it takes time to make good content

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Just the way she's advertised this is so demanding, must work efficiently and with lightning speed in other words drop everything as soon as I call. you can tell she'll be the taskmaster with the whip. It will be like the cleaners not up to scratch and sacked. God why would anybody want to work for her. It will be interesting days. Can you imagine her interviewing them.

 

[Chickinabiz]

The amount of crap she's taking on the plane for the girls, wrapped mind you because she doesn't want to deal with them. And in her own words "Clem is a chiller".....K Ash we've all seen and heard the tantrums

 

[notgifted]

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just put it in a container like a normal person you absolute flog

Looks like she bought it from the local baker, chucked it on a plate & sprinkled icing sugar on, it’s a damn tart for god sake, if only she cared for her kids like she does her baking