Ash Pollard

[bene123]

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such a fucking snob

Big w will sponsor her and she’ll be in there next week picking out her freeebies

 

[Fangit]

Another fucking treatment.....$700ish.
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Do you think she pays for any of these treatments she has seeing as she puts the name of the business on the reel. "Not spons" what a big fat lie. That's why she can have so many because she gets them all for bloody FREE. and how rude to film yourself having these treatments when the woman's doing them.

 

[Fangit]

When she said she was going to do the second challenge of Fitazfk, I thought she had her big weight loss in the first challenge so there probably won't be much of a difference as she didn't have much (any) to lose. Well I am shook at how much she has lost this time. She's drowning in those size 8 pants. Something just doesn't add up. She also hasn't posted a cooking story in ages so I really think she's strictly dieting. Come clean Ash!

I say again ozempic. I'm sure could get hold of it quite easily.

 

[Chickinabiz]

Look at that cunt look on her face.

She'd be absolutely seething

 

[Michy02]

@ashpollard__

 

[peppyop]

Always trying to make a buck. Hasn’t she heard about donations or salvos? Cheap-ass bitch.

 

[reens84’]

she only has them for 1

Do you have inside intel?

 

[Fangit]

No way did 20 mins of low impact movement result in that much weight loss

Ozempic‍‍‍‍

 

[Fangit]

Thanks for reading here and clarifying that Ash.

Don't you love it how she blames the teacher. Couldn't possibility be her child is just scared.
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This is why she’s a moody fucking asshole all of the time! Look at the poo paint colour on her bedroom walls! I’d be fucking depressed as well!

I wonder what mag her house is going to be in. Probably something along the line of vogue living vibes
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Are her teeth like this because she constantly has her thumb stuck in her mouth?

Yes her teeth look a bit bucky. And she seems to have a bit if a lisp too. She wouldn't of let her girls have dummies when they were babies where she'd have to get up in the middle of the night to pop them back in. She'd think they are unsightly. Dummies you can get rid of thumbs you can't.

 

[team dudmum]

Why would you do that to such a beautiful home?! Ugh. Just when I thought I couldn't hate this cunt any more...

 

[bene123]

The Real Dads of Melbourne are advertising it too

I thought they don’t eat bread or was that just a faze too.

 

[Butt3rfly]

What a cunt of a human! I would never speak to my mum like that!

I'd get a backhand if I spoke to either parent like that.

 

[acessj]

Yep. Total total total BITCH. everything is always about her. How she's lost sleep how she's tired. She she she. Poor little kids. Not allowed to stay in their PJs to have breakfast then get dressed and have a chilled time before she rounds them up to get dressed in their little french number dresses for someone else to mind at daycare. There is always a reason why kids wake up and have bad nights lie and behold if their scared she'd tell them just tongo back to bed. She has not one bone in her body of empathy. She always carries on a treat when her kids are not sleeping well and it's always their fault. Why doesn't she just fucking well get up out of bed and just get on with the day. I'm sure the kids are going to daycare today as it's a Thursday so why can't she just go back to bed when she gets back home. No that would be too easy she likes everybody to know on social media. How lucky is she that her kids wake up at 7 most mornings. Most mother's are up at 5 or 6 in the mornings getting on with their day and not moaning like her. Part of motherhood. And fancy telling your child it's their fault that she tired. She really shouldn't be a mother. She Can't handle anything that changes in her world with the kids. Always has to be a straight line can't deviate one bit. Everything has to be textbook. She'll be getting her woo woo sleep specialist back soon to do her magic woo woo stuff. Shut the fuck up Ash.

This is spot on, fucking hell I hope she reads this here!!!

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

The shitshow will start with the plane trip, I actually can’t wait.

Your username I can’t

 

[Kathy Hiltons Martini]

She fkn hates her kids

Looks like the kids hate her too. Classic.

 

[Michy02]

I love that she was whining about not being able to afford a nanny on holidays for the kids and that families in their situation will sometimes bring grandparents on holiday to help care for the kids, but that her and Pete’s parents “weren’t that way inclined”.

Babes, these are YOUR kids on your FAMILY holiday. Get a grip.

lol if none of the grandparents want to join your family holiday to be a free babysitter then that’s saying a lot!!!
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Maybe they are busy, sick, other commitments or don’t like you I dunno. Can’t you IMAGINE the set of rules and nightmare she would be if you gave her little darlings some pizza or lollies lol.

 

[makeitstop]

Judging by what she's said in stories I think her daughter is scared of the dark. If she's waking up at 4am and turning on the light, hello! Get her a bloody nightlight ffs. Kids change, they may have been distracted by light as babies but she obviously needs one to feel safe now. Just my opinion but anyway.
Also the more I see of her house the uglier it gets ‍

Instead she is buying something that covers the light switch to prevent the child from turning the light on.

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Apparently clem keeps Claude awake and actually annoys her so Claude doesn’t enjoy it hence the door lock. I do think she can be stern with the girls but I see a lot of clem in someone in my family who was diagnosed as on the spectrum. I hope she’s getting her the help she needs. It’s a long road that’s for sure.

 

[Swamp Life]

Is she seriously employing an assistant so she can give the people what they want?

She could literally close her account and nobody would ever think of her again.

Lighten up Curly Sue. It’s just Instagram… you’re not saving babies.

That was weird wasn’t it. What next, she’s going to complain that it’s everyone else’s fault when she has to pay this persons salary

 

[makeitstop]

Lucky Pete getting a grifted Pizza Oven for Xmas and extra special that he got it early because Ash has to do an Ad with it.