Ash Pollard

[FeelsLikeBudder]

I don’t want to hear this witch complain about money or cost of living ever again, when she’s hiring a bleeping assistant?! Both her kids are in care, why the duck can she not do her own bleeping job for 10 hours?? What else is she doing??!

Answer: complaining about how bad everyone else is doing their job while also complaining about … oh, I don’t know…. Every bleeping thing.
Influencers, loved telling us mortals how wonderful and perfect their lives were until they could not keep up the charade any longer. Now proceed to tell us what a nightmare their vapid but oh so busy lives are under the guise of being relatable. Meanwhile average Jo/Joe in the street has been working their ass off, paying tax and generally just adulting. What’s next? A go fundme for them. There ends my TED talk.

 

[Fangit]

The way I came running here to post about this
Imagine working for Ash She’d want everything done yesterday and wouldn’t appreciate that sometimes it takes time to make good content

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Just the way she's advertised this is so demanding, must work efficiently and with lightning speed in other words drop everything as soon as I call. you can tell she'll be the taskmaster with the whip. It will be like the cleaners not up to scratch and sacked. God why would anybody want to work for her. It will be interesting days. Can you imagine her interviewing them.

 

[pokerface79]

Maybe a job for Emmylou. I would love a cross over episode.

Nearly spat out my cup of tea. IMAGINE Ash in EL’s kitchen.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

I hope whoever gets the job knows about Tattle.

 

[Fangit]

Wow so this is what she instills in her girls. What an absolute witch. These poor girls are going to grow up with such bad values. to think that being nice is a bad trait. Sad sad they need a mother that nurtures them not brainwashing them with witch values

 

[Cheesecakelover]

I've taken mine on very odd occasions but they're primary school age and know to sit down, eat their snacks and not touch anything. Under 5s is bad idea.

Sarah Kearns used to take her kids and they would run around playing on the equipment. Surely the gym insurance policy would not cover this.

 

[lovethatformeh]

sooo what happened to dinnerly? (I know they’re “technically” the same) it’s still weird to jump from one to the other, I guess whoever’s paying her that month is who gets orders

 

[bene123]

I’m glad she’s getting some professional help. Wanting your kids to “obey” you and not eating chocolate is their pretty dresses sounds like first world problems to me

 

[djsass]

She’s a joke

 

[Amyzep]

If my kid was continuously refusing to get into the pool at swimming lessons, I'd take a term or two off. Yeah it's a necessary skill but if you're both crying at the end of it then why keep trying? And I highly doubt the 20 year old swim teacher was trying to give her parenting advice. She probably suggested what had worked for other kids with attachment issues and Ash took it the wrong way.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

She had a big drama with swimming a while back too. Just pull the kid out for a bit.

Also, if you don't want the kids to eat the snacks put them out of reach?!

 

[Stewdio10AmyLou]

Genuine question…do these girls possibly have sensory issues? Just seems odd to me that this behaviour has been going on for months and months with no resolve…about time she sought some help

 

[Kathy Hiltons Martini]

Sorry Ash, little girls having a voice is more important than them being nice. They're not going to listen and do what you say just because you say it, they're future boss witches

 

[lovethatformeh]

The thing that keeps getting me, is she’s witching and moaning about them as if they’re fellow adults, as if they’re just friends or grown ups. THEYRE CHILDREN. No, they don’t know how to listen and obey, it’s lovely when they do and all kids eventually learn, but she keeps forgetting. They’re like 3 & 4, or 4 & 5 aren’t they?? Cut them some slack and stop expecting so much of them ffs

 

[Kathy Hiltons Martini]

She's the type of woman who thinks she's a good mother because she puts caviar in her kids lunch boxes when in reality she's basically a knife wielding Miss Hannigan from Annie.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

The thing that keeps getting me, is she’s witching and moaning about them as if they’re fellow adults, as if they’re just friends or grown ups. THEYRE CHILDREN. No, they don’t know how to listen and obey, it’s lovely when they do and all kids eventually learn, but she keeps forgetting. They’re like 3 & 4, or 4 & 5 aren’t they?? Cut them some slack and stop expecting so much of them ffs

Sooioo many influencers have wildly unreasonable expectations of their under 5yo kids.

 

[AperolSpritz]

The girls might stop breaking in to the secret choc stash if you actually got up when they got up! Letting a 4 and 5 year old roam the house unsupervised is a recipe for disaster!

 

[Butt3rfly]

Letting a 4 and 5 year old roam the house unsupervised is a recipe for disaster!

And we're here for it!

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

The girls might stop breaking in to the secret choc stash if you actually got up when they got up! Letting a 4 and 5 year old roam the house unsupervised is a recipe for disaster!

I don’t understand where she is when a 3 and 4 year old get themselves up in the morning, dress themselves in their expensive dresses, come downstairs and find the hidden chocolates and take it back upstairs to eat. Where the hell are you Ash?

 

[nothappymegs]

I was wondering that too - if they are getting up, getting clothes on and going downstairs to sneak chocolate, get up when they get up. How can you stay in bed when 3 and 4 year old are getting into everything? And if they keep doing it, then you know that you need to get up! They need to be supervised. At least be in the same area of the house, sure let them play while you sit with a cup of coffee but you can’t just not get up with such young children are roaming free.
What’s to stop them from getting into something they shouldn’t like medications, sharp objects etc?