Ash Pollard

[bene123]

Tell me you’ve never flown with children and you have absolutely no clue. Who takes bulky gifts to give on a flight? Take small compact things they can do. Pity the poor cabin crew dealing with all the packaging and paper plus the entitled offspring running amoke No one. I repeat no one wants someone else’s toddler child running up and down the aisle disturbing them. It’s not cute and it’s not fun. I would have alternate suggestions but I’m not giving this moron hints.

That’s the first thing I thought too. So much rubbish. What a mess and a shitshow that’ll be

 

[Fangit]

So is she fucking 39 or 40?!

God we'd all know if it was her 40th. Pete would have to be going all out big time for that one. Can't wait for it to come around next year to see how big it will be.

 

[Justanotheraussie]

Tut tut Ash...is this an undisclosed ad?

 

[Broken Veneers]

Now she's got me thinking what kind of fucking kinder / daycare do her children attend where they are closed for 6 weeks and you have to bloody help do maintenance

I don't know but does the lawn look freshly cut?

 

[Wot Now?]

Oh, it's charming!

 

[Amyzep]

Are her teeth like this because she constantly has her thumb stuck in her mouth?

 

[Broken Veneers]

Proves she’s a greedy cunt and will take any and every free item she can.
it will be up next for sale on the marketplace

We have some new items to sell - not sure if any of them were #gifted

 

[bene123]

Wasn't she looking into really elite schools last year for the girls when they start school.

Ohh was she, I don’t even remember haha. I’ve got a feeling it’ll be one of the all girls school or a grammar school.

 

[Butt3rfly]

It's still there.

OK I flipped through them without watching LOL
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Was the house newly built or renovated? I grew up right near Ardie park where her park content is filmed and when she goes for walks it brings back memories of the streets. So I’m guessing she’s in that area.

Knock down rebuild from memory.

 

[mrsnarky]

Back to the scrubbing floors like a maniac, wasn’t she gifted one if those machines that vacuums and washes the floor at the same time? Tineco?Dyson? I’ve got one (different brand) and they are amazing. No need to be a maniac. Oh hang on, it’s ol mate. Cancel that.

Totally not related to Ash but I need to know what machine you have is. Forever scrubbing my floors though not like a maniac.

Also I don’t get why brands would partner with Ash?! She is totally unhinged, angry, and unattractive inside and out. She needs some serious help and to get the hell off the internet.

 

[Fangit]

Yeah WTF with was that? Multiple stories of her just wiping the floor and an in-depth explanation of how her toddler wet herself. Why are her kids even in daycare when all she posts is her as home cooking and cleaning and sometimes shopping? And usually talking into the camera while she does these things.

Because didn't you know she works for a living hustling crap every single day . Desperate Roxy Jacenko is working overtime getting her all these paid adds. And yes I always laugh how these influencers that work (another laughable statement)from home put their kids in daycare when their home ALL DAY doing stuff all. Everything she promotes or does an ad for she would never use again after she shows it on insta especially the clothes as they wouldn't be up to her standards as there not quality clothes and don't come with an expensive $$$$$ label that she's always telling us she has on her clothes and that's why she culls so many clothes cause of all the free shit she'd never wear ever.

 

[Fangit]

I cackled when she said oh my eyebrow lady, they are just perfect and it was very close to the above screenshot. Unless she’s deliberately raising one side, they look like the eyebrow equivalent of that Danny devito and Arnie movie - twins? And if your skin is peeling off after waxing, it’s probably from using a retinol or active skincare ingredient too close to waxing.
And the cold sores, if she’s talking the anti virals 3 times a day, it shouldn’t be still looking like that or getting another one. I swear those patches make mine worse.
she needs a super strength coldsore cream. Clearly her body is not liking all the things she’s doing to her face and skin, plus making herself exercise every day, take it down a notch love.

Wonder what happened to the gym. Looks like she's given that up as a bad joke

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Why do these kids keep waking up in the middle of the night??

 

[Twocent]

Why would you bloody post that?

 

[doyourecallicq]

Today's stories of Ash getting a Jimmy Choo bag from Roxy Jacenko - I don't think I've ever seen her so animated and happy. She always has a face liked a slapped arse when she's around her daughters.

I had to stop watching before she opened the box. I just can’t relate to that level of materialism.

 

[pokerface79]

First the pram now the baby carrier wtaf

Surely this is a one way ticket to a back injury

 

[gawjussssfabric]

Her kids probably wake up so often at night because she gives them absolutely nothing during the day!

Those kids are fed an exceptional diet of soup (no rice no barely nothing to fill them up) weird fish dishes and seaweed chips! She even bought yogurt with extra protein for dessert so they could sleep. she needs help, and not with the kids.

 

[notgifted]

She just looks angry ALL the time (apart from the bag unboxing). Must be a ray of sunshine to live with!

She absolutely does.
This is just what we see on snippets of her stories, imagine how vile and hate filled she is in real life.
I honestly feel like those poor kids would get yelled at constantly.
She needs to see someone about her rage.

 

[lovethatformeh]

And the kinder teachers are supposed to slather on the jam and cream for little miss are they? Coz she sure as shit can’t do it herself yet. Height of rudeness to expect her child get special attention. (I know the educators probably do have to help kids with their meal times, but still)

 

[Fangit]

Pete’s family are going to see the true Ash in this holiday in all her parenting glory 🫣 whinging parent activated

I think it's her brother and his wife and her father not Pete's family