Ash Pollard

[AperolSpritz]

It’s definitely a learned behavior that speaks to a lot of tension in their household.

 

[Baby Snark]

No one is trying to trap old Petey boy with the ten foreheads!

I think they both settled for each other because they knew they couldn't do any better . Think Pete got the raw deal in the end

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Pete looks miserable. I don’t usually judge partners on social media as to other people my partner doesn’t like his teeth so doesn’t smile in our pictures and he hates social media but Pete looks absolutely miserable. Ash is all or nothing a million miles a minute. She would never be happy receiving a gift from her kids or Pete that didn’t have a designer label tacked on it. She is gross and I hope one day she gets her wake up call

 

[Twocent]

Ruth speaks the truth!

 

[Victoria212]

I am screaming at the fact that Ash says she's going to avoid the "fucking disgusting touristy restaurants" in Bondi, yet she's staying in the tourist dump that is Ravesi's And yes, Ash, you are in for a shit night's sleep - Ravesi's is in THE noisiest location. And why is she so obsessed with getting a good night's sleep anyway? I thought her kids slept 7-7

 

[Chickinabiz]

For sure I couldn’t agree more. I’ve never actually heard of a child wanting to sit in their dirty underwear or nappy and wanting to be taken home to be changed and then she would come back. It’s very weird behaviour and I’m thinking she may be on the spectrum

Lol don't tell Ash that she'll probably punch you through the phone.

 

[Fangit]

Far out. If this hairy armed witch mentions school holidays one more time im gonna scream

Im pretty sure daycares in Melbourne dont close for 6 weeks while school holidays are on!
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Yes she give the shits everytime she mentions school holidays and daycare. Why isn't she just sending them the days she always have school holidays to her doesn't matter. I'm just sticking around till their both at school full time and she can't send them to daycare ever again.

 

[acessj]

Can someone here pls apply for Ash’s content creator job just so we can see the real Ash?!!!

 

[acessj]

What 3 and 4 yr olds want salmon cream cheese and caper bagels for lunch?? She is truly creating monsters with these kids! They’re soooo spoilt - I feel sorry for their future partners.

Thought the exact same thing. She tries SO HARD to make it seem like her kids are these ultra cultured little French girls but they prob pick all the capers out and just eat the bread with cheese like a normal kid. Give it up, we know it’s alllllll for the gram - kids are kids

 

[Victoria212]

What is going on?? Are we back??

I actually thought Ash looked stunning in that red dress...until she put on those absolutely hideous earrings and ruined the outfit. The woman has zero style.

 

[deploytheturtles]

Fuck I'd be furious if someone kept bringing their kids to the gym while I was trying to work out in peace!

 

[MrsEyeroll]

So tempted to comment that clearly, the Big W look wasn't good enough for her to wear out in public.
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Fuck she's ugly. Like actually hard to look at ugly. I thought it was the ridiculous perm but even with straight hair she's ugly. And it's not just the ugliness inside of her spilling out, she looks like a dried up sun damaged prune with a massive forehead. And yes I can say that to her because I have a big forehead too

 

[Broken Veneers]

All these people that put their skin thru this shit constantly for years and years on end will be so sorry when their really 60 and they look so haggard and will look like their 100 years old. Just go alla naturallll
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She wonders where her definite child gets her behaviour from. Wouldn't any parent with empathy for their child either let them get in their bed or just get in her bed and give her a cuddle and she probably would go back to sleep instead of causing WWIII just because you won't give an inch because YOUR kids are not suppose to wake YOU up in the middle of the night. FFS she a total loony binp. Really and truly she should never had those poor little girls. They are going to need some serious therapy when there older. Sounds like Pete's just as bad or is he too scared to do something different to her and tell her to go get f..ked and do what you think is right Pete. Do they ever have a discussion with Clem's when things are calmer.and ask her what is bothering her of a night. Of course not why would the mother with no empathy care about the child she more concerned about her sleep than her child
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She wonders where her definite child gets her behaviour from. Wouldn't any parent with empathy for their child either let them get in their bed or just get in her bed and give her a cuddle and she probably would go back to sleep instead of causing WWIII just because you won't give an inch because YOUR kids are not suppose to wake YOU up in the middle of the night. FFS she a total loony binp. Really and truly she should never had those poor little girls. They are going to need some serious therapy when there older. Sounds like Pete's just as bad or is he too scared to do something different to her and tell her to go get f..ked and do what you think is right Pete. Do they ever have a discussion with Clem's when things are calmer.and ask her what is bothering her of a night. Of course not why would the mother with no empathy care about the child she more concerned about her sleep than her child
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So their bedroom must be down stairs and the girls bedrooms must be upstairs. All that building for just 2 bedrooms. Why would you have your bedrooms so far away downstairs in a house from such little kids. She hasn't any concept of how kids are. One day they can be fine the next not. Anything to her that is out of her perfect world sends her into a deep dive spiral.

Yes, I've seen the floor plan on the Stonnington website. Two bedrooms upstairs but they aren't close to each other - one is at the front of the house and then there's a staircase, rumpus and bathroom between that bedroom and the second one. Parents downstairs. Hopefully they leave lights on. It would be scary for a little kid to go downstairs in the middle of the night.
Edited to add - there are two bedrooms downstairs, the master bedroom at the front and a second bedroom right next to it.

 

[Wot Now?]

Awe big hugs to you, this really speaks volumes of you being a kind & caring Mum, away working to provide the things kids need, missing them is bloody hard isn’t it.
It’s cunts like this Ash that openly show how bad mothers can be, people who don’t deserve those kids, yes she can provide them material things, but that’s not what matters for little growing people, they’ll remember how awful & uncaring she was and that is sad. They won’t want a bar of her when they are older.
Makes me pissed off that there is wonderful people in the world who would give anything for the privilege to be a parent and here we have Ash Pollard, a stuck up bitch openly hating on her kids.

Thank you, Childless not childfree I really appreciate your thoughts.

 

[Fangit]

How funny she's at the pool with one of her children. After we said here the other day why doesn't she do thing's with the kids and one of the suggestions were going to the pool. Hi Ash so glad you read here and took our advice. No mother takes a glass bowl of any description to the pool with kids. Just another piece of advice we hope you take note of from us when you read here next Ash

 

[lovethatformeh]

There is a lot to unpack in her latest stories.
Why on earth does she think a toddler and a preschooler need to learn self defense? She talks about the danger of people pulling up in a van and snatching them.. I don't think any level of self defense would help them. Also no one would want to take them.

And then whinging about fitting self defense lessons, plus possibly ballet, plus swimming lessons into her busy weeks as she works full time. Um how about all the time she manages to fit in her beauty treatments, gym sessions, hair appointments, shopping, massages etc. I'm sure two little kids (who aren't even in school) could find a couple of hours for extra curriculars.

You’re right, there’s a lot of comment on, but it still makes me laugh when she says she works full time! Is she for fucking real??!

 

[Do YoUR oWn ResEARCh]

I use to follower these cleaner gals, but both of them are as much unhinged as Ash. They moan about everything and are very opinionated and loud. So they'll suit each other down to the ground especially the one in the picture. That's how she dresses all the time to do cleaning mind you.

Omg id die if I hired a cleaner and she turned up in a boob tube dress. Putting her size aside, that's not appropriate cleaning attire.

 

[Fangit]

Cant wait to hear this!!!!!

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Her sitting there pulling faces, rolling her eyes and snickering while Pete gets his eyes tested...why the fuck does he put up with her coz it's not her looks surely.

Why is she even in the room with him while he’s getting his eyes checked. Fuck Ash not everything is content.

 

[lovethatformeh]

She’s just so aggressive all the time. With everything.