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You win a $3M house with zero storage and a 911 Porsche.
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You win a $3M house with zero storage and a 911 Porsche.
Ash Pollard #5 Fried ramen noodle head
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And a broken dishwasher
but you can run the dishwasher for 76 cycles to try get it clean if you have the time! Congrats 
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Yay! I will be sure to walk around in my expensive new house with my nose up in the air witching about everything known to man kind because I cant be pleased
Also hoping I can drive my new porche with the windows down, who cares if it snaps the noodle hair 
Fried ramen noodle head seriously I do not understand how someone who is constantly at the hairdresser has such bad hair. Although I guess the same could be said of her skin with all those facials she gets. Reckon she needs to get back on her meds ASAP!
seriously I do not understand how someone who is constantly at the hairdresser has such bad hair. Although I guess the same could be said of her skin with all those facials she gets. Reckon she needs to get back on her meds ASAP!
And now she's witching again today about Claudette losing her drink bottle and her lunch box but she said she lost it at one of her kindys. How many bloody kindys does this kid go to. Probably made sure she's at one kindy for 3 days and the other kindy 2 days so she's doesn't have to parent her mon-fri. Even the weekend she looses her tit with her kids. She definately should of never had kids as they are just an inconvenience to the lifestyle she wishes she has as you can see by all the reels she finds on insta about wishing for more material things. Because material wealth to show off is her jam.Yay! I will be sure to walk around in my expensive new house with my nose up in the air witching about everything known to man kind because I cant be pleased
She's whinging so much I wonder if she's angling for some paid partnerships for the reno.
Of course she is....cue new dishwasher, storage system, declutterer specialist........
Why does this pig thinks anyone wants to watch her brush her teeth and eat with her large fingers
What's with the teeth brushing clip anyway? To show us she looks aggro even when doing that?
She shoulda had crispy fried ramen for breakfast with chipolata sausages on the side 🥱
Does she not know how an electric toothbrush works?
She looks terrified about being cancelled, losing coin & having to work 9-5. BLESS 
This!!
The dental hygiene queen obviously didn’t read the instructions on how to actually use a rotating electric toothbrush. Next minute she’ll be complaining her teeth hurt and hinting for veneers to cover the worn enamel.
Darl, you are so desperate to get your face on anything that you accept an invite for a street interview but complains it’s not manners asking dodgy questions, says the woman who will abuse anyone in public who doesn’t follow her standards.
I also do not condone what those wandering dodgy interviewers were up to. There’s enough tit going on in the world and this is not minutely humorous or entertaining .
I also do not condone what those wandering dodgy interviewers were up to. There’s enough tit going on in the world and this is not minutely humorous or entertaining .
Anyone know when and why she changed management teams? Did I miss any tea from a fallout with Roxy?
Why would she have even answered the question? My first thought would be to say “what the duck is wrong with you? Why would you ask that? You’re bleeping sick” and then probably smack them upside the head with the stupid microphone.
Her only concern is getting cancelled, not telling them they shouldn’t do that stupid tit to anyone!
The things people do to give themselves something to post about….she would have known.
Oooh interesting! They’ve both unfollowed each other too
