He was absolutely fuming when tattle discovered his “new house” was an apartment. He was banging on and posting pictures to make it look like they was buying a multi million pound townhouse in Belgravia 

He could have just said, I don't get that information as often there are special offers for launch/the product is launched internationally/my content is filmed ahead of time.
The irony is that the time it took Andrew to type all that condescending waffle, he could have just answered the poor f*ckers question.
and it’s always the “flu”They’re ill after a holiday……again.
It is sensible for him to wear such light trousers with his bowel issues?What do you think this could be ?. Probably more smoke and mirrors like when he tried to blag their rented flat like it was a bought in cash townhouse in Belgravia
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omgIt is sensible for him to wear such light trousers with his bowel issues?
Ffs it’s a baby name, nothing to do with him or the receptionist being homophobic - why does he have to relate everything back to his sexuality?Is he for real!!! Talk about being self affected!! They are talking about a baby!! Nothing to do with him but of course he has to take offence when it’s a nothing thing!! He’s a bleeping joke of a man.
Didn't he go away on holiday for 2 weeks just for his birthday ?“I don't like huge plans. I hate the pressure” what a load of balls!! He’s forever going on about the things hes doing/does!! He’s got more mood swings than a teenager!!
I don’t know how Grant puts up with him!! He must never know what Andrew he’s getting!!!
He’s just vile and crude. I don’t know why these big brands work with him."Rip the bits off it" is a grim expression I'd never heard before. Why choose such a casually misogynistic expression, it's not as if there aren't plenty of expressions for getting wasted...