Afroman

[Old Soak]

I cracked and made a thread but the Grammy nominated artist, famous for the song “Because I Got High” had his home raided by the Adams County Sheriff’s office for narcotics and a possible kidnapping in 2022. He had home surveillance and an officer was eyeing some lemon poundcake on the counter that later went missing….and it’s not in evidence and they cut the cameras. So Afroman wanted his door fixed, his gate fixed, $400 in missing cash that was seized and an apology. They refused so he made a music video with footage of the raid (and many more diss tracks) but it started with the poundcake song and they sued him and it went to trial this week. A group of officers sued him for invasion of privacy, defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress. A jury today found him not liable for any of their claims.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Lemon Pound cake is a straight banger. I'm giggling over the fact it went missing as soon as they turned the cameras off...

 

[Old Soak]

What I really want to know is how did they find 12 reasonable human beings that were able to keep a straight face? And how? How were they able to not show any outward reactions?

 

[I'm not actually here]

Had to return to Tattle when I saw Andrea's video.

Thanks for the thread!

Making the Sheriff sit through the entirety of Lemon Pound Cake in trial has me in absolute tears this morning. Approx 44mins in Lauren's video.

 

[brie l]

OH MY GOD @Old Soak, Afroman is on our national 6pm News. I watched his court appearance video (pity Alice and Ioans court case wasn't filmed) and have had the Pound Cake song in my head. And now he has popped up on NZ TV. What a legend. I love Afroman.

What a legend.

 

[Old Soak]

Licc’em Low Lisa Phillips….this whole thing was played in court to the jury LMAO

 

[brie l]

OH MY GOD @Old Soak, Afroman is on our national 6pm News. I watched his court appearance video (pity Alice and Ioans court case wasn't filmed) and have had the Pound Cake song in my head. And now he has popped up on NZ TV. What a legend. I love Afroman.

 

[GingerJones50]

Because I got pie, because I got pie, because I got pie.

 

[Old Soak]

“So there’s no way to prove if you are or are not, in fact, a dipshit”

 

[mchops]

This is what trolling is. Not tattle calling people shit. A well thought out long term plan to expose wankers.

 

[Feather fans]

Lemon Pound cake is a straight banger. I'm giggling over the fact it went missing as soon as they turned the cameras off...

Im surprised he did not include the price of the lemon cake in his request! Pay back the door, the gate, the distress and the lemon cake! )

 

[I'm not actually here]

This is the video Afroman dropped the day before court.

 

[Old Soak]

I needed this so much

I think we all did. Afroman saved 2026 lol

 

[Old Soak]

How many people watched this yesterday sitting in an airport, wondering, "Who is Afroman?"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/19/us/video/afroman-first-amendment-lemon-pound-cake-lead-jake-tapper

Shout out to Kenny Young and Arthur Resnick, who wrote the Pound Cake melody, Under The Boardwalk, way back in the day.

I THOUGHT IT WAS UNDER THE BOARDWALK!
But my weed filled brain would be humming lemon pound cake and putting in the boardwalk lyrics and I thought my brain was trying to do a mashup

 

[Old Soak]

Andrea has done a video lol

 

[Old Soak]

The ex-wife’s testimony is
Nearly died at the WAP question.

Is this irony? It’s gotta be irony. The lemon poundcake in my thread title is MIA

 

[Old Soak]

He was sent hundreds of lemon pound cakes. That doesn’t sound like a damage claim, it’s a bloody reward

 

[M33L4]

Is this irony? It’s gotta be irony. The lemon poundcake in my thread title is MIA

I don’t know how to link TikTok’s without revealing my personal page and we know Marcia would love that. It’s all there. The attorney asks her if her school pupils listen to Wet Ass Pussy and I transcended to heaven.

 

[Thequeenofhouse]

I needed this so much

 

[Old Soak]