40notfrumpy

[Penelope Strawberry]

From her Twitter, this shockingly bad poem about her dog

So she's taken time out from moaning about her dog to write a cringey poem about her dog?

 

[Franklin22]

The whole outfit is utterly horrendous!!

 

[BoccadiLupo]

The first pair of pleather trousers on todays grid post are way too small for her and a really odd length...not flattering at all.

Agreed. Her tummy area looks awful. Why not just get a larger pair?

 

[OhhBacon]

Oh god! She’s at it again!

Tell me there is a dance, please let there be a dance...ready for a laugh this morning!

 

[Affiliatedlink]

OMG, I just had to have a look at her stories. Is she for real? It’s the usual woe is me, insecurities, being bullied, feeling fat. Being ignored by brands?? Please love me,like me and tell me I’m fabulous ! I HATE these people on Instagram!

 

[Affiliatedlink]

Such an insincere post. Woe is me, look at me make up free, this is me,
Mental health..blah blah. But I do it all to make money!!

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Yep, wasnt she flogging some thigh cream recently that was incredible at smoothing her legs….how did that work out?

Yes it was from the This Works brand - and was a paid advert. She will sell anything and that’s the problem.

 

[martha4clark]

And where is the post she promised about all the small independent shops selling stuff for Valentines Day?!!

 

[OhhBacon]

I’m in a 10…
You really shouldn’t be! For someone who poses in their undies and preaches body positivity why doesn’t she admit what actual size she is, there’s really nothing to be ashamed of. She’s got a great figure but wearing clothes too small is not flattering!

I thought the same about this outfit. She has a good figure but always buys/is gifted a size too small, why does she do this? She could make it interesting to be a different size in different outfits.

 

[Teresa1974]

God shes really milking the woe is me...Ive now been mentioned in her story.

 

[OkTinkerbell]

None of those outfits are particularly flattering, she’s definitely nailed the frumpy. All the comments on her posts are only ever from fellow wannabe beggy beg begs also desperate for a freebie.

 

[Justpassing!]

She looked like a docker in a dress walking over to the restaurant. Nothing sophisticated about her at all. And clutching the roses . Her new agent wants sacking!

 

[Margi989]

She's literally cleaning her teeth on stories. So gross, so vapid

 

[motherofdonkeys]

All the influencers seem to be falling down the huge collar rabbit hole, not a trend I'm a fan of, they look ridiculous.

 

[Emmadale]

It’s absolutely that. She’s got a few extra comments on her last couple of posts re body positivity and she’s trying to make it her ‘thing’. She joins a band of influencers who lean forward in pictures and go ‘look I’m overweight and I can wear what I like’ when in reality they are size 10-12 and have no tummy to speak of. If you truly have body hang ups no amount of 40 somethings in their undies are going to help.

Hilarious if she’s pushing for body positivity when she’s the most awkward poser out there!

 

[OhhBacon]

The knickers do look uncomfortably small

Everything always is, she has a good figure but all her clothes are that bit too tight!

 

[Cerase]

She pulls the slimming world card!

Yeah, though it's very much in her past. She's not showing what she eats/cooks or anything. Bizarre.

 

[Emmadale]

How hard her life must be!! She really does nothing all day other than play with her dog and beg for freebies and attention.
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Which post is she trying to say bombed yesterday? What small brand is she being paid for ‘helping’

Her post last post before the black gown was tags for Zara, H&M and Massimo Dutti, none of which are small!

 

[Saps]

I think she is trendier than Helen so gets ‘better’ brands.

 

[OhhBacon]

It’s to try and hide the fact that the knickers are cutting her in half.

They clearly don’t fit But then every post of her in her pants shows they cut her in half. She really needs to size up!