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[oohbettyno]

“I’m in a size 8”

 

[Seelfox]

Moan,….moan,…. moan….count steps,….moan,..moan…moan…complain about holiday not being appropriate to show off ‘pieces of outfits’…..moan…moan…moan…..panic over food and alcohol…..moan….moan…moan.

Someone needs to check her wiring, you would think she’s being held hostage rather than on holidays.
As for the step count, it’s hardly a Camino she’s doing

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

The leg

 

[OhhBacon]

Why is she wearing a strapless bra?? Makes no sense!!

#content

 

[carolinefg]

What is she doing in those tights with hearts on? Firstly - you’re not 8 years old and secondly- you never leave the house! The most boring, bland “influencer” of all time !

 

[Cerase]

She's pimping a cleanser that she has been sent on stories. Not an #ad in sight. I'm reporting, I'm sick of these fucking freeloaders.

 

[Teresa1974]

So so smug aswell....look at us at yet another event being gifted stuff left right and centre whilst you plebs pay through the nose for it all.

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

She’s previously done an advert in a magazine for Tena!

Well that's answered my question.

 

[FoldInTheCheese]

“Look at me being all brave with outdoor shots”
This woman is so DRIPPY!!

 

[Cherrypie32]

The restaurant cringe is the best (worst) yet!

 

[carolinefg]

“Go and support small businesses in these testing times” is she for real? If that’s the case Nikki then why, when a small brand offers to send you something, don’t you pick something you really like and ACTUALLY PAY FOR IT? How dare she tell others to buy things when she’s boasting about freebies on every post and story?

 

[LeonoreGuest]

I honestly quite liked her when she was a bit slapdash. Now she's so tragic, listening to what her agent says and linking every #afflinks going. Takes away any semblance of authenticity.

 

[Cherrypie32]

It bombed because it looked shit obviously, small brand or not.

 

[Linkylu]

She’s plodding around London!
Hardly SJP gliding around on her heels!

She did a London reel recently with her agent I’m guessing where she just stood in front of a traditional red phone box being filmed. London being busy, most of it was obscured by people walking past and she was just stood there looking awkward and wooden. Can’t believe she’s paying for the kind of content anyone’s kid could film.

 

[LeonoreGuest]

Her agent filmed the whole thing! And it is still this awful.

 

[Margi989]

Her hair does look awful and fake. She seems such an odd character. Needs hobbies and actual non-insta friends.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Crying at the awkwardness of the reel.

Not sure which bit is funniest?
Crossing the road and trying to look all whimsical beside the filthy car, trying to look like she has company for lunch, bringing her own red roses, not wearing a coat in January or leaving the restaurant with her beret and flowers.

Or the offence cliche of actually wearing a red beret and carrying roses.!!!!!

Well spotted - I hadn’t seen her carrying those roses into the restaurant!! This is sooooo bad - beret, red roses and THAT dress it’s like something from an Alan partridge sketch

 

[petitspois]

I've seen this woman's camel toe far too often.

 

[OkTinkerbell]

You’ve only got to look at her normal engagement on her posts to see most of her followers are either bought bots, or people that followed her ages ago who just don’t see her stuff in their feed any more, or if they do they just scroll on past.

The majority of likers and commenters are other accounts like hers trying to get themselves seen.

I had to skip through her stories whining about her low engagement.

 

[OkTinkerbell]

This has to be fancy dress, where are you wearing this in normal life?

*Also, please put the picture on the wall.

My Nan used to have a sofa similar to that dress in the 70’s, frilly trim and all.