Joanna Surrey

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That Euro party was just unbelievably dull. I raced through for the lively bits, there weren’t any. She has no wit, no chat and no idea how to be remotely entertaining. How many people did she honestly believe would watch them just sitting there? She made herself look stupid and desperate.
 
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In_Deep

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Hmm... I had to wear one of these Tyvek suits during the pandemic.
Although to be fair, mine wasn't as badly creased, nor did it open in the middle to expose my hideously deformed fake breasts...

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Oh yeah, and before I forget...

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... She still hasn't eaten Stan's spud! Ungrateful bitch!
 
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WillowTree21

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Exs will always be brought up.
Don’t make out the beginning you are fine with it all, and then gaslight her that she’s a slag or a slut, this or that.
very family oriented.
Family orientated😡. Doesn’t see any of Mr PP’s family because the harridan won’t let her. Youngest kids removed, as were P & J until they got older. Utter bollocks.
 
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In_Deep

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Well she went all Secret Squirrel on her Birthday, perhaps she just hated being 47, perhaps she hated not being able to show B & J with her on her Birthday, perhaps she hated the fact Bongo bought her nothing on her Birthday, hmmmmm, guess we may see what happened on her daily incredibly boring SC dump later 🤔😁

She has posted a video on the FB, WTF is going on with her hair 😁 and oh my she was picking up a new car 🤷🏽‍♀️ Is it H’s car that she can’t drive and she is driving it, which will drive us mad, or is it a new rental car 🤷🏽‍♀️ I still don’t understand how it’s easy to get cheaper insurance with her driving record on a rental when she is virtually uninsurable on her own cars, seems a very odd thing that. Away she goes being all dangerous on the roads, no seatbelt, recording videos while driving 🤦🏽‍♀️

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"Get up you lazy bitch, and get back to work!'
 
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Joanna Surrey

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As if anybody normal would even do this let alone post pictures. He is literally all she has left and very few people are remotely interested in him now he's a grown man. And (for all of his disabilities) he is a grown man with no doubt natural reactions. I've showed this to a lady at our yard today who has two very autistic older teenage sons and she was aghast. She said out of all the Sen parents she knows none of them would condone this and also pointed out straight away the uproar had she been a man. They all speak to their sons as normally as possible, this still treating and talking to him like he is a baby looks weirder every week. These pictures today are totally wrong and I don't trust her one bit.
 
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DC16

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Katie: I’m going to have therapy every week for the rest of my life…
Also Katie 2025: I have therapy about once a month

Katie 2025; I wish I’d know about therapy years ago…
Also Katie: Pete dropped her off at the Priory but she wouldn’t go in after Junior was born
2018 she attended the Priory after her drugs rant, allegedly
2018 itv offered her therapy after SA, she refused.
2020 in there again, allegedly.
2021 after her car crash high on drink and drugs, allegedly. To hide from the negative press.

So when exactly did she need to know about therapy, as it looks to me she knew about it years ago 🤷🏻‍♀️ so another ridiculous statement from madam.
 
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MelodyMaker

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Look at how right on the edge of his bed she's squeezed on to, he's probably fast asleep and she's snuck on there for a photo op poor H.
Wonder why she's got clothes on and why the pic is filtered 🤔

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tracey3871

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Look at how right on the edge of his bed she's squeezed on to, he's probably fast asleep and she's snuck on there for a photo op poor H.
Wonder why she's got clothes on and why the pic is filtered 🤔

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Spot the sew in topper ... its not even an accurate colour match ...
 

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Blodwin

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Just to add just seen some of the comments defending her on this. Really? Yes it's no problem cuddling up to your disabled adult son who has the cognitive ability of much younger.

Just look at her sultry posed face though? Fgs it looks like one of her OF pictures.

I actually hate myself for commenting on this. She knows damn well what she is doing doesn't she? Goading people. Ensuring hundreds if not thousands of comments on her rancid FB page. She knows this is controversial and same with the so called mobility car. The usual bad attention is at least attention.
 
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Pisspotshow

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On and on and on and on it goes :sleep: 🤪
She's so desperate to try anything to insert herself into the Andre's lives, it's really pathetic.
Why can she not see that Pete doesn't want her?
No amount of podcast lies dressed up as yet more "poor me, I'm so abused" story telling is ever going to convince Joe Public that she isn't a cheap slut with a big, filthy mouth.
That IS who she is!
It's been lived out all her life, is not a fake persona, she is Jordan.
What hurts isn't really that Pete has moved on, it's that he won't even acknowledge her or let her interfere in his life, she sees that as him winning.
Add in the new TV deal for the Andre's whilst she is swirling around YouTube with audiences of 300 or so and it's not hard to imagine the rage of jealousy she feels so any chance to appear on some 2nd rate podcast and talk absolute bollocks and blast the ex's for the mess she has made of her life, of course she's going to take it.
Sooner or later, and I think it will be soon, she's going to open her big mouth and wind up in trouble yet again, either that or some motoring offence, it's all she has left to stay in the public eye, the fake romance hasn't cut it and nobody else is as desperate for fame as Bongo.
 
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BadJanet

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Blimey..... Sink Boy is looking.... erm.... chunky....

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It's the same with all of her exes, they start out looking OK then after living her dreadful lifestyle they lose condition and pile on the pounds.
Soon as they leave, after a decent diet, gym and no more stress and anxiety and they're "hot"again.
Same with her sons, Jett really deteriorated when in her sole control. Hopefully he is back to playing football and healthy home cooked meals now.
They basically get Skanked when with her, she brings them down to her skanky lazy level🤢🙄
 
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Stan Butler

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Skank and Edna on celebrity hunted.
5 minutes into the first episode,
Control, "Today we're hunting Katie and Sophie Price, they've been on the run 15 minutes"
Hunters. "Found them their sat in Lardy Lou LAstudio Katie's having her wig washed"
🤣🤣🤣
 
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Pisspotshow

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Eyes on the road, hands on the steering wheel when you are driving biatch. 😡😡😡
Like mother, like daughter, just can't manage to actually put a seatbelt on correctly.
Passed her test only days ago and already breaking the law!
With her mothers driving history you'd think P would be extra careful, but no, gotta look good for the pictures, as of course Skank belts along hands off the wheel, looking everywhere bar where she's going.
 
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tracey3871

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For those who think she is making a fortune on SM ... I dont ... I think she buys bots, as others have pointed out she doesn't get the engagement on her posts that the number of subscribers or followers she appears to have would warrant when compared to others with similar numbers. She gets reasonable views on JYBother or selling lives because additional people who are interested in the PRODUCTS tune in, not because its her. Same with the podcasts she is a guest on, they already have a following, people don't just tune in because it's Skanky. The biggest tell on this was her recent youtube live for Eurovision which got maybe 300 viewers ... that was just her, no products to sell ... she hasnt much of an audience anymore, look how poor her OF engagement is as well. However much money she throws around she isn't bringing in anywhere near what she is used to and the income she does have is steadily dropping
 
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The dog's doodah

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I’ve had horses all my life and the way she behaves around them makes me wonder just how experienced she is really is with them? She should surely know that hard slapping and being rough around their heads makes them head shy. She just seems to have very little horse sense for somebody who’s supposedly been around them for years.
100%

Watched the video of her riding, looks like they boxed up and went literally 2 mins up the road to ride round the Knepp estate. Was a bit surprised she doesn't even know exactly how old Wallis and Bobby are and that Helen who's been a friend for 10 years (but appears to be treated more like a groom) knows more about them than skanky! IMO she doesnt look a natural rider, yes she can ride but considering how she's always bigged herself up she's far more amateur than professional, a good example of 'all the gear but no idea'. It annoyed me the way Rookie was off the lead running about on the road where there was traffic, completely irresponsible with any dog but especially with a puppy.

Came across these pictures of her, what a stunner 🤣🤣
 

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Stan Butler

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Think cuddly H bear has had a hand in a few pet deaths thinking Rolo and the recent disappearance of the cat that skank claimed she had PTS but only after people noticed it was a different colour, think H is a bad tempered spoilt brat and if he doesn't get what he wants anything in his hand or in reach will get launched at the nearest wall.
 
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DC16

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She has nothing new with what she posts about Harvey, it’s always just:
Controversial pictures of her cuddling him, her seductively looking at the camera, closing her eyes, or locking lips with him (and yes KP, you have achieved your dream of getting your lips exactly like your Harv )
Feeding him cake, ice cream, huge plates of pasta/pizza/burgers/curries.
Harvey having a haircut and being pampered.
Harvey sat in the back of the car with his iPad with no seatbelt.
Videos of him saying how much he loves mummy or telling the dogs to shut the F up.

Today it will be frogs and birthday cake to get HER more attention in the press.
 
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WillowTree21

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Think cuddly H bear has had a hand in a few pet deaths thinking Rolo and the recent disappearance of the cat that skank claimed she had PTS but only after people noticed it was a different colour, think H is a bad tempered spoilt brat and if he doesn't get what he wants anything in his hand or in reach will get launched at the nearest wall.
He has & he is !
 
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SmillieKylie

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So she has done it then, she has acted as if this car is hers from the start and already she is driving it without H in it at all, and no sign of him needing it until August anyway. I still believe it’s a mobility car for H, but she has managed to blag this £53K car for her own use, clever way to not pay the huge insurance premiums on her own vehicles. Rules don’t apply to her, even if reported I doubt anything will be done, madam has worked the system, madam is abusing the system, but hey she has a brand new car and we paid for it. Again she laughs at us, the grifting continues. Still waiting on the Red Tops to pick this up and point out she supposedly can’t do this, but weirdly so far they are silent. 🤔

Oh well at least she has been kicked out of her house again, that’s still hilarious, waiting for the spin on this and where she goes to next 🤔😁
 
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tracey3871

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Can we all just enjoy how finished the bint is ... none of these lying rambling fests are on mainstream tv ... TV dont want her ... she will never land a recording contract ... she is selling any old tat on SM and mowdellin tat in her back garden for a company she part owns, has failed at Panto, P has refused to involve her in the Andre's new reality show, none of her kids actually live with her, she has an odd, bottom of the barrel, fake boyfriend, her face & body are destroyed ... she is scratting around for work living in a fantasy land where the OF porn pics and videos and the shit on the belly for a punter pics havent leaked buying lottery tickets in the hope of some cash
 
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