InstaFamous

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View attachment 128487Megan's bath mats 🤣 £15 for the set , that's Chanel darling, oh so sophisticated. Chavtastic 😏
Picture the scene. It’s 11.30pm. It could be a weekend or a weekday, you don’t know. You don’t work so there’s no need to differentiate between them, really. You’re hanging out with your best mate Megan in her flat. You met her when she did your Russian volume lashes for you (a set and a half please, doll) and you hit it off. Some of her kids are still up; you’re not sure how many she has but there’s always at least one making a noise whenever you’re over. They’re running about in their vests, and Megan’s threatening to send them to bed but not actually moving off the sofa she’s lounging on. There are toys everywhere. Piles of plastic tat she picked up for them one day in B&M to shut them up whilst she browsed the zoflora section. There’s also a few black bin bags scattered about - are they full of old clothes? Toys? Rubbish? You don’t know and they never seem to get taken out anyway. Megan is having a fag and a warm glass of rose - shes dead sophisticated, you think.

But still...something doesn’t seem right. Should the kids be up this late? Is this all there is to life - a cramped two bed flat and an unending cycle of reproducing? Topping up your income with a few OnlyFans picture sets? Mouthing off about your exes new woman online? Maybe, just maybe, there’s more out there. You could go back to college - you always wanted to work in a bank after all. Maybe see what happens. Start with a proper routine in your life. Maybe give up the smokes, you know? Try for something a bit better.

You’ve been downing Blossom Hill, though, and you need a piss. You climb over toys to get to the bathroom. You’re thinking you’ll maybe check about enrolling in college tomorrow, maybe pop down and speak to someone in the college office, when suddenly....

In the bathroom.
A CHANEL bathroom set.
imagine that.
having CHANEL in your BATHROOM.
bloody hell.
megan must be LOADED.

Sod college. Sod getting up at 7am instead of midday. You thought maybe she wasn’t all that but now...oh now, you know this is life. This is success.
 
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Chlo14344

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Anyone remember when Dylan and Megan were looking at bigger caravans and Meg said she wanted 5 kids and Dylan said “I’m not having 5 kids megan!” 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
 
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InstaFamous

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I’ll never forget when Sassi wanted to be a plasterer, so her mum said she could do her basement. Sassi got upset about something (probably DAA-RIN) and she was in her overalls, throwing plaster at the wall and crying. My husband always asks if we can watch “the show where that girl was having a breakdown when she was spackling a basement”. Bless her.
 
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Debbiedownerrrr

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I see Billie has put up a story slating Tattle Life today. I wonder what's rattled her cage so much? I don't think anybody has said anything particularly out of line about either her or Megan today? So i wonder where that's come from.

And Billie, hun, I know you read here... I showed my other half a pic of you on insta and his response was "Who'd pay for that?" so he's defo not a subscriber ;)

Edit - here’s the story for anyone who hasn’t got insta
Bold of her to assume my “man” would want to pay money to see her on only fans..... also bold of her to assume I have a man but we move
 
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Quinnyslm

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with co-sleeping, ONCE DONE SAFELY

Edited to add: lots of good advice about safe co-sleeping on the lullaby trust website. It can be an absolute saviour for many mothers, especially if you are breastfeeding.
 
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Jadeyjade

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Not Oli deleting me on Snapchat earlier this week and adding me back tonight asking me to make my bitmoji look like a boy so Charlie doesn’t know he has girls on Snapchat. You can’t make this shit up 😂😂😭😭😭😭 Apparently he’s had to delete all the girls from his snap apart from family😂
 
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nittygrittyditty91

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Oh god, anyone just seen Megan’s story on IG “delivery day”... a Chanel toilet seat cover.... yeh love I don’t think Coco Chanel designed toilet seat covers and floor mats meg babes.
 
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Dont swipe up!

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If you want to have a debate about housing/earnings/northerners/southerners please start a new thread it’s bloody boring reading it!!
I’m here for the fan behaviour!!
 
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