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I’ll be back when all the adhd/autism talk is over because it’s just boring now

Teddybear1994 said:

Did anyone else know Amber has one blind eye?
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That explains why she had two kids with Ste

Georgethecat said:

View attachment 128487Megan's bath mats £15 for the set , that's Chanel darling, oh so sophisticated. Chavtastic

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Picture the scene. It’s 11.30pm. It could be a weekend or a weekday, you don’t know. You don’t work so there’s no need to differentiate between them, really. You’re hanging out with your best mate Megan in her flat. You met her when she did your Russian volume lashes for you (a set and a half please, doll) and you hit it off. Some of her kids are still up; you’re not sure how many she has but there’s always at least one making a noise whenever you’re over. They’re running about in their vests, and Megan’s threatening to send them to bed but not actually moving off the sofa she’s lounging on. There are toys everywhere. Piles of plastic tat she picked up for them one day in B&M to shut them up whilst she browsed the zoflora section. There’s also a few black bin bags scattered about - are they full of old clothes? Toys? Rubbish? You don’t know and they never seem to get taken out anyway. Megan is having a fag and a warm glass of rose - shes dead sophisticated, you think.

But still...something doesn’t seem right. Should the kids be up this late? Is this all there is to life - a cramped two bed flat and an unending cycle of reproducing? Topping up your income with a few OnlyFans picture sets? Mouthing off about your exes new woman online? Maybe, just maybe, there’s more out there. You could go back to college - you always wanted to work in a bank after all. Maybe see what happens. Start with a proper routine in your life. Maybe give up the smokes, you know? Try for something a bit better.

You’ve been downing Blossom Hill, though, and you need a piss. You climb over toys to get to the bathroom. You’re thinking you’ll maybe check about enrolling in college tomorrow, maybe pop down and speak to someone in the college office, when suddenly....

In the bathroom.
A CHANEL bathroom set.
imagine that.
having CHANEL in your BATHROOM.
bloody hell.
megan must be LOADED.

Sod college. Sod getting up at 7am instead of midday. You thought maybe she wasn’t all that but now...oh now, you know this is life. This is success.

Coolcats24 said:

View attachment 223548She’s back at it . Give it an hour and they’ll be back together.

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imagine when Isabella and Brianna are older and they’re naughty, instead of sending them to their room or putting them on the naughty step she’ll be like “right that’s it Bri Bri and Issy you’re out of the bio”

The name “Terence” alone makes my vagina dry

Anyone remember when Dylan and Megan were looking at bigger caravans and Meg said she wanted 5 kids and Dylan said “I’m not having 5 kids megan!”

I’ll never forget when Sassi wanted to be a plasterer, so her mum said she could do her basement. Sassi got upset about something (probably DAA-RIN) and she was in her overalls, throwing plaster at the wall and crying. My husband always asks if we can watch “the show where that girl was having a breakdown when she was spackling a basement”. Bless her.

this may be the tackiest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Manleys mum looks like she smells like chip fat.

Welcome one and all

Bloom95 said:

I see Billie has put up a story slating Tattle Life today. I wonder what's rattled her cage so much? I don't think anybody has said anything particularly out of line about either her or Megan today? So i wonder where that's come from.

And Billie, hun, I know you read here... I showed my other half a pic of you on insta and his response was "Who'd pay for that?" so he's defo not a subscriber

Edit - here’s the story for anyone who hasn’t got insta

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Bold of her to assume my “man” would want to pay money to see her on only fans..... also bold of her to assume I have a man but we move

There is absolutely nothing wrong with co-sleeping, ONCE DONE SAFELY

Edited to add: lots of good advice about safe co-sleeping on the lullaby trust website. It can be an absolute saviour for many mothers, especially if you are breastfeeding.

bonesjones said:

Do we know if amber is actually renting or if she’s in a council house?

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She’s squatting looking at the state of it.

Not Oli deleting me on Snapchat earlier this week and adding me back tonight asking me to make my bitmoji look like a boy so Charlie doesn’t know he has girls on Snapchat. You can’t make this shit up Apparently he’s had to delete all the girls from his snap apart from family

Can we keep this thread about TMY&P I don’t care if you’ve got a council house or not

I LOV YER FROM THE BOTTOM OF MA HARRRRT

Oh god, anyone just seen Megan’s story on IG “delivery day”... a Chanel toilet seat cover.... yeh love I don’t think Coco Chanel designed toilet seat covers and floor mats meg babes.

Title thread suggestion ‘the name Hughie is shite, but his Grandad is a bit of alright’

This series of the American Teen Mom
- one mum is a deadbeat (lost her kids cos of drugs, domestic abuse, going to prison and threatening her baby dad and son’s life with a machete) and her 10th new bf goes missing which makes national news. Everyone thinks she murdered him.
- one couple have been blocked by their daughter’s adoptive parents and can’t see her on their annual visit.
- one mum has made amends with her baby dad and his family. He was a heroin addict and met his new gf in rehab.
- one mum was kidnapped and held hostage by her baby dad who broke into her apartment, he had a gun.
- one mum has rejoined the show after being fired cos of her abusive baby dad who physically assaulted her son and killed their dog.
- one mum has just found out her mum has been addicted to meth for years.
- one mum has just found out her mum has gone to jail AGAIN.

This series of Teen Mom UK
- Chloe’s Nan died and she can’t sleep.
- Mia sold 5 candles.
- Amber and her house need a good scrub.
- Sassi’s ex has moved on 5 years after they split.

This is the type of woman harlow needs in her life. Fair fucking play Charlotte!