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Recap:
- Shan's birthday was a disaster which saw her ripping up birthday cards, and abusing and threatening Lennie.
And thennnnnnnnn.... Thursday happened. Holy shit. Strap yourselves in immature biatchessss....
- Shan hadn't slept all night. At 3am she went off and we wouldn't see her again apparently.
- We then, shock, saw Shan again. At 6am she was telling everyone that she was sharpening a knife.
- This was followed by a pity party sob fest. The comedown from hell. She kept mentioning how it would be her choice to step away from the kids. Lies. She said she would rather shit in her hands and clap than work with social services. Best start clapping then, Shan.
- She then stepped it up by shaking a bunch oftictacs pills on live. Suicide baiting is better than having a degree. She then went off live to make it look more realistic. Attention seeking 101 with Shan.
- And thennnnnnnnn.... An ambulance arrived. A neighbour disclosed this...
- She came back on live at 10:15am and continued her rant about how she doesn't trust the NHS and that it's all our fault bla bla bla...
- She showed a bunch of missed calls on her phone. Some were debt collection numbers, one was her doctors, some were named, others were not. No magpies called.
- 11:45am... The fire brigade arrived and Shan became...
- A fireman shouted for "Sharon" through her letterbox. It was hilarious. ThenShan Sharon legged it into the garden where another fireman was jumping into her garden. The hard nut threatened him with a hammer. After smoking in her woosah chair, she went upstairs to hurl more abuse out of her bedroom window at the emergency services.
- The fire brigade then left andShan Sharon continued to call us cunts. So kind.
- 12:30pm... Police arrived He called her Sharon which has everyone howling again. What a day.
- During the small talk betweenShan Sharon and the officer, a clout chaser came to the door asking to take Lennie. Shan Sharon told her to fuck off.
- After a bit of wrestling talk, it was go time.Shan Sharon Potter was arrested for affray whilst wearing her Hedwig oodie. It was all ok though because Shan Sharon sang "whips and chains excite me".
-Shan Sharon got home at about half 10 that evening.
- Friday morningShan Sharon came on live and said it was a brilliant day she then confirmed the best news ever...
LENNIE IS FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
- Lennie has been REHOMED. She said she was happy about it and Luna was now safe from him. Dickhead.
- She would not confirm or deny whether she was charged with affray.
- Someone found her woosah chair up for sale on Gumtree. This was alongside her wigs, a TV and an undertaker wrestling costume. Iconic.
Since then, she's acted like the same bellend she always has been. Things won't change. She'll continue to block people. She'll continue to be a narcissist. She'll continue to blame everyone else. She'll continue to be completely alone. She'll forever be known as Sharon.
End of recap.
- Shan's birthday was a disaster which saw her ripping up birthday cards, and abusing and threatening Lennie.
And thennnnnnnnn.... Thursday happened. Holy shit. Strap yourselves in immature biatchessss....
- Shan hadn't slept all night. At 3am she went off and we wouldn't see her again apparently.
- We then, shock, saw Shan again. At 6am she was telling everyone that she was sharpening a knife.
- This was followed by a pity party sob fest. The comedown from hell. She kept mentioning how it would be her choice to step away from the kids. Lies. She said she would rather shit in her hands and clap than work with social services. Best start clapping then, Shan.
- She then stepped it up by shaking a bunch of
- And thennnnnnnnn.... An ambulance arrived. A neighbour disclosed this...
- She came back on live at 10:15am and continued her rant about how she doesn't trust the NHS and that it's all our fault bla bla bla...
- She showed a bunch of missed calls on her phone. Some were debt collection numbers, one was her doctors, some were named, others were not. No magpies called.
- 11:45am... The fire brigade arrived and Shan became...
- A fireman shouted for "Sharon" through her letterbox. It was hilarious. Then
- The fire brigade then left and
- 12:30pm... Police arrived He called her Sharon which has everyone howling again. What a day.
- During the small talk between
- After a bit of wrestling talk, it was go time.
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- Friday morning
LENNIE IS FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
- Lennie has been REHOMED. She said she was happy about it and Luna was now safe from him. Dickhead.
- She would not confirm or deny whether she was charged with affray.
- Someone found her woosah chair up for sale on Gumtree. This was alongside her wigs, a TV and an undertaker wrestling costume. Iconic.
Since then, she's acted like the same bellend she always has been. Things won't change. She'll continue to block people. She'll continue to be a narcissist. She'll continue to blame everyone else. She'll continue to be completely alone. She'll forever be known as Sharon.
End of recap.