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Well we find ourselves back here so soon due to the deranged daily updates to the ever deluded trollop of tiktok.

It saw us treated to an abundance of (apparently) hilarious tiktoks. Including a Mission Impossible spoof performed so well that it was almost as if Trashas former boasts of being an 'actress' were in fact true, however why she has never felt the need to mention her amazing impersonation skills left us all flummoxed - her Bruce Forsyth impersonation is spot on!
These uploads were all alluding to the fact that once again the local constabulary would be paying her council flat another visit in regards to, yes you guessed it, Tattle, where she has been being trolled for 6 months (even though her thread was started less than 2 months ago!)

Friday night and there seemed to be a Whatsapp outage in the Rompford area as 'The Geeeewls' had to take to tiktok to check in (with their leader) that all was ok. Numerous identical messages of "Is it true. Are you ok Sash?" peppered her comment section (so close are this group of friends that they all write in the exact same way) as clearly something major was on the horizon. However their fears were allayed as Sash responded with a copy and paste "I inbox u, yes it's true xx" Phew - crisis averted!

A fantastic, amazing, brilliant night out with her pretty friend wasn't documented online at all as the self-proclaimed tiktok addict 'forgot' to upload anything. However the obligatory 'morning after' videos were posted for all to see. Amazingly both women appeared extremely wide awake and alert for two women that had been out on the razzle-dazzle the night before and Sasha's usual morning-after, gravelly voice was nowhere to be heard. So fresh faced did they look, that it would be easy to assume that they hadn't even been out and merely had a quiet night in. This of course couldn't have been the case because how else would Sasha have 'pulled' 3 times? Well twice really as the third gentleman was 'an ex'. Although this might've been the same 'ex' that she mentioned later on in the day, the one that she had only spoken on the phone to, who knows, in the crazy world of Slosha, anything is possible.

Such a seeker of justice is 'Our Sash' that she decided to put herself up for arrest so that 'everyone else' can also be arrested, then the case can go to court, the trolls will be charged and Sasha can sell her story to 'Take A Break' as she has been in contact with them and they are "gonna run the story once the court case is over". And before anyone doubts this, Sasha herself said it so it most definitely, 100% must be true.
For anyone doubting that someone can surrender themselves for arrest if they are claiming to be a victim, they must be able to, as Sash had 3 months Police training and was then was accepted into the force so she must know.
This meeting with Rompfords finest apparently took 2 and a half hours and Sasha gave her statement. Those police must be so grateful for the Saturday overtime as crime must be well down in the Essex area for them to be spending so much time and resources on investigating the reactions of observers to Sashas drunken, diabolical, inappropriate, offensive antics that she freely shares on any social media platform that she can navigate.

Seemingly the arrest didn't materialise as later on that evening, activity recommenced on tiktok. Sasha appears to have spent the time well, deleting any tiktoks that no longer took her fancy. Including some favourites such as "I'm getting arrested, me" or "Watch me break the law by playing a private phone conversation online for you all to hear"

Ever keen to interact and respond to her 'fans' an upload followed, due to multiple requests, of the outfit that was worn the night before at Nickeeee's, oops sorry I mean that was worn the night before when she was out and about pulling with Nickeeee.
She hasn't disclosed exactly where they went but it must have been to some kind of 80's themed night as she really got into the spirit of it with a form fitting, stretchy, velour dress from Shein that was paired, we are told, with her "Cristeen Labootons"

We were also treated to more private voice notes that she played for all and sundry to hear regarding the previously mentioned 'Jake The Fake', the Hobby Bobby that like to impersonate a Policeman online. This time we find out that one of Gasha's previous geeeewls was actually known to the aforementioned Uncle Fester lookalike and indeed had had some form of personal relationship with him before Sash had ever met him. On finding this out, Trasha removed the 'friend' from her Whatsapp group and blocked her, slagged her off and berated her behaviour for having the audacity to be seeing someone for 3 years before Sasha even knew he existed. So take heed any wannabee whatsapp members, you better hope that Trasha never takes a fancy to someone you're seeing as you will be blocked, deleted and have any private messages you've ever sent, displayed on Social Media against your wishes due to 'Girl Code'.

After a Sunday spent visiting Jo/collecting stock, Monday had rolled around again and after proclaiming that working really is a passion in her life it was time for a much anticipated online live.
The transparency she displays in her lives is so inspirational to others that may want to start a small business from a caravan site in Essex. From placing orders with 'Options Ltd' for more white label goods (although she was going to phone back with address and bank details for payment later on as the bank details weren't at hand). Luckily she did have her own bank details when she needed to make a bank transfer (to pay for the portion of the caravan that she doesn't own outright) all whilst on speakerphone. It really is a masterclass in the 'behind the scenes' of a lucrative business.
Business was well and truly booming and the new items added to the stock list were selling well, including the Cashmere scarves that are 100% acrylic. For anyone wondering "of course the make-up bags are vegan friendly, you ain't gonna eat it!" And the shampoo has no chemicals in it and is "Vegan Free"
She declared how she prides herself on her attention to detail and this was evident as the packaging was up to the usual standard; chuck it in a brown box, throw in a handful of packing peanuts, tape the sides up (with the use of a tape dispenser gun which it seems Casha hasn't quite got the hang of yet) scribble the address in pen and lob it on the floor for later.
The day saw sales of over £1200 add that to the £850 she had 'earned' off of another app for the previous 4 days and it's clear to see how she lives the lavish lifestyle she does. Although bear in mind that with earnings so high HMRC will be sure to take a big chunk of that.

Monday's online live marathon revealed more snippets from her life.
For all of you nosy parkers, the caravan actually cost £61k which was paid as £40k cash and £20k finance - maybe not such an astute deal seeing as the same one is advertised for £51k. She also said that the purchase was supposed to be a joint business venture but it had 'gone wrong' and the aftermath of which had lead her to a dark place and she had a breakdown, surely it couldn't have been at the same time as the other supposed breakdown she had due to £93 worth of stock could it?
During her absence from tiktok Flasha was busy emailing media and news outlets such as sky tv, loose women GMTV etc with regard to online bullying - what a fantastic idea this is. It would be great to hear from an actual bully regards such a serious matter. Bravo Sasha for being brave enough to speak out.
She is also awaiting a response from Dragon Den regards selling white label products. The 'Dragons' would have an absolute field day with the charming, charismatic Ms Fontain no doubt.
We were treated to some 'sexy' photos of Shazza, this included what can only be described as breath-taking pictures of a woman, well past her prime, straddling a large teddy bear with her fake bosoms thrust into the poor innocent teddys rather forlorn looking face because "If that doesn't make you feel sexy, what does?". An image that once seen can never be forgotten (unfortunately).
Another late-night recount of the story of 2 desperate, sad, menopausal women sleeping with a rep on holiday was once again given an airing.
Some medical advice was administered as it seems Flasha now qualifies as somewhat of an expert, seeing as she has proved her own Cardiac surgeon wrong when he predicted that she would never work again.

For those wondering when she will prove that she did indeed pay all of the charity funds from her own Paypal account to the charity, apparently she has already provided proof twice although it is yet to be ascertained where that was because it wasn't on tiktok!

What next for the humble ex-Babestation model?
In her own words as she likes to tease us so much "All will be revealed" - probably when she's had time to make it all up.




I feel it would be inappropriate to comment on/make light of Sasha's extremely disgusting behaviour of the early hours of this morning.
However, I'm sure we would all urge anyone that is suffering/living through any kind of domestic abuse to seek professional help through an organisation such as Refuge.
You DO NOT need to suffer in silence
You are NEVER EVER to blame
You are welcome here x

A live was delayed due to Sash being on the phone all morning to the police (and definitely not due to her laying in bed scrolling through tiktok or scoffing down the double McDonalds breakfast she had delivered)
So high on the list of priorities is Shazza, that the Police actually phoned during her live but unfortunately Pinocchio Fontain was too busy to talk so requested they phone back, they duly did an hour or so later but again the DelBoy Trotter of Essex was still in full flow so had to once again defer their call till later on in the afternoon. If only Rompford nick could devote this much time and energy to drivers using mobiles, theft from charities, racism, tax evasion and the like, the world would be a nicer place.
Basha shared that the police had told her that she should ignore the trolls but she's had enough seeing as its now gone on for, in her own words, 7 months! Amazing how fast time flies, it only feels about 3 months since the thread opened.
Never one to toe the line and take heed of police instruction regarding 'da trollz on tattle', her way of dealing with it is "to laugh at them and take the pi$$ 'cos they are so stupid" She proudly exclaimed that she thinks she is dealing with the situation perfectly. And yes, if dealing with it perfectly is letting it consume your every waking moment, threatening to have multiple (different) people arrested every week, making totally unfounded (and possibly illegal) claims, boring even your most loyal of followers, having bile and angst seep from every pore and basically displaying manic episodes on tiktok for all to see then, yes Sash, you are dealing with it perfectly.
She alluded to the fact that the police now watch her lives to monitor what is being said. I'm sure that whichever lucky constable has got that job has been won over by the charismatic charm of Miss Brothelton. His little notebook must be jam packed with observations and quotes from her such as:
"(Name removed for privacy) is from Braintree, I've got her phone number and might give her knock on the door".
"You see those trolls, they are all $h!tcnuts"
"All dicks the lot of 'em"
"See how pathetic they all are, it's like talking to a 6 month old"
"On a bad day, I'm gonna call you all out on here and put your addresses on here"
"They can't even spell - the *******" (Bear in mind this was said by a person whose website boasts of selling Toothpaster and a handwash that's scent is 'Bergamont and Manadarin" - Oh the irony!)

The white label 'business' is (apparently) still booming as she allegedly averages £500-£600 in takings whilst making 50-60 sales a day partly due to the fact that Tattle has supposedly increased her sales by 146%. Judging by the many unhappy customers that are becoming more and more evident, her profit must dramatically reduce if she is to honour her legal obligations and refund/replace any missing/faulty items.
Although maybe this isn't a worry as according to Gasha she has only ever had to refund twice in all her time trading, so that must be 'the Welsh lady', Angela (who Sash screamed at during a live that she had been refunded twice) and Michelle - it's possible that maths wasn't one of the CSE's she boasted of previously.
Sash being Sash though, she seems to have her own unique way of dealing with such complaints as displayed during a live that she was guesting on, a lady dared to report that her toothpaste (or should that be toothpaster) wasn't having the desired effect on her teeth, Sasha being the consummate professional declared the woman a liar and bellowed for one of the mods to "Block Her!"
It's not only her valued customers that get spoken to that way, a comment made to her on a live by a viewer to "wind your neck in" was met with Flasha losing her usually demure composure and ordering the mods to "get her out" they duly complied and Flash followed up with "F*ck off you lunatic cnut - tramp!"

Just for the record, even though she has (inadvertently) shown the invoices with their logo on, and placed an order with them during a live, it is most definitely not Options Ltd that Flasha uses to purchase the white goods. And for any doubting Deirdres on here, the Cherry Bomb scent is a Sasha Fontain original as she formulated that smell which means it most certainly isn't just a re-named version of Options Ltd's very own 'Cherry In The Air' that, whilst live-streaming, was discussed with one of the sales team at Options Ltd, the company that she doesn't use.

The selling seems to now be only a very small priority in her tiktoking lives as most of her time is now dominated by her talking about 'trollz' and the fact that they 'are irrelevant to her life'. She shows perfectly how irrelevant they are by talking about them constantly. They don't 'get to her' at all and again this is demonstrated by her getting very very irate, loud, aggressive and even more sweary than usual, because, as stated over and over again,"Trolls, I don't bother with 'em" and "I don't get engrossed in their drama"

So mundane and repetitive have her lives become that even her 'guests, in the boxes' seem totally bored by her, one was spotted this week having what can only be described as her own private disco before opting to re-arrange her kitchen cupboards rather than interact. Also it seems that Gasha is taking part in a new trial initiative on tiktok (maybe for the visually impaired or illiterate) as she often has a guest appear whose sole purpose it seems is read the comments out loud in case any viewers are unable to read them for themselves. Making several appearances and very very desperate for a shout out is the other post menopausal slosh pot aka: Cabbage Patch Jules that still seems to be suffering from some kind of ailment that renders her horizontal - unless that's just force of habit.

Lots of men in her box this week (some things never change) and Sloshas flirt game is strong. The 3 men at once is in no way a feeble attempt to gain followers and having them send d1ck pics is just light hearted banter. The level of crudeness, vulgarity, and sexual innuendo is reminiscent of testosterone fuelled Neanderthals although somewhat less refined.
Whilst partaking in one of these lives, the 'guests' would be ill-advised to in any way deviate from the subject of kissing Flasha's derrière and/or stoking her ego; it is unacceptable under any circumstances whatsoever to dare to pay a compliment to another female tiktoker/guest otherwise you may be forced to endure the wrath of Trash. Trying to halt the constant stream of self-adoration, me me me, monologue that Trasha spouts will again lead to you being removed from the room. And under no circumstance whatsoever, if you are feeling really low, are seeking some kind of sympathetic ear, just wanting a friend to listen, (even if you have been led on in any way to believe you have some kind of connection/relationship with the host) you must never ebb the flow of self-worship she is spewing, even if you are feeling vulnerable, sad or lonely, otherwise you will be removed (from the room) ignored in the comments and referred to as an attention seeker for the duration of the live.

Still pondering as to why she gets 'hate' on Tattle, Flasha has come up with many reasons as to why she doesn't understand the disdain displayed for her, "I am genuine, I really am....I'm not gonna be big-headed but I've got my own car (that someone bought for me)....I have a 1 bedroom flat (that the council supply)....I'm a Christian, I go to church every week (but not since Covid)....There's not many people that don't like me....I have a good heart....I am modest....One thing I ain't, is a cnut"

In real life she receives so much positivity and generosity from others, a visit to the cafe prompted the owner to pay her bill. Also the owner of a car wash wouldn't let her pay for the weekly car wash, she tried to force her payment upon him but was met with his response of " No you're not paying, off you go, I've seen what they do to you online" - could this be possibly referencing some Only Fans footage that has yet to be leaked?

I'm sure we'll find out in due course as remember guys and gals, the clock is ticking!

The time must be nearing for the Friday pm Cop Shop Crusade, hands up who wants a seat on the coach.
Non-refundable tickets available from [email protected]

Thanks to @Nosey Rosie 69 and @gossip_geeewww for the thread title

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Same old same old,
Gasha is wasting more Police time and resources by reporting 'Tattlers' yet again. The call handler didn't seem overly concerned about her claims of a bikini clad Gash being uploaded (let's face it a quick Google of any one of her chosen names will lead you to some far more graphic images - don't do it, you have been warned!)
Upset by the lack of response, she upped the ante and claimed that her address had been bandied about, with such a serious (and totally false) accusation made, the officer appropriately requested that proof be provided. Gasha's phone contains '1000s and 1000s of screenshots' of Tattle text that she'll have to trawl through to find the information required (that doesn't exist). Alternatively, the Officer could just log onto Tattle themselves to read through every single thread themselves (as contrary to Gasha's claims, we are all aware that comments are unable to be removed from here - after a very short period of time) to find the comment (that doesn't exist) although listening back to recording of the live that she was streaming they would hear that she herself read out her personal details, name, address, etc and not for the first time either. In fact, Gasha has been known to divulge quite a few private details of other people whilst live-streaming, namely addresses and phone numbers.
She still ascertains that she'll have the last laugh and maybe it's true as she confidently stated that an arrest has already been made - As of the time of writing, it hasn't been uncovered which naughty Tattler it is, so we will update once we know exactly who it is, unless of course that was just a big fat lie from the mouth of Sharon Brotherton - let's face it, it wouldn't be the first and it most certainly won't be the last!

With Trasha's downfall ebbing ever closer, certain members of the WGG seem to be vying for pole position as top geeeewl.
Firstly, we have poor deluded Roof, she has really 'stepped-up' in her fight for top spot, by uploading her very own tiktoks in support of her 'very good friend'. It seems the purpose of these uploads is to aid the 'Tattlers' and 'Trollz' assumed misconceptions of Trasha. Unfortunately, her damage limitation exercise didn't go quite to plan and has involved some almighty backtracking and editing of the said 'supportive' tiktoks - Oh dear oh dear Roof we tried to tell you.
Next is the Welsh Dragon, a straight talking (rude) mod who 'knows people' that can track IP addresses, I would assume that a claim like that must above board and legal, although quite why a 'Government employee' would infer that on a social media platform for all the world to see is beyond the sensibilities of most people.
Sitting comfortably (literally) in the middle of the rankings is the laughing one. Her main objective is to read the comments aloud whilst making sure that Sasha's derriere is spotless.
Hovering around at the lower end of the table we have SP (when you know, you know) who seems to be truly obsessed with a certain contributor to this thread, in fact I'd be so bold as to say that she is developing stalking/trolling like tendencies, so it may be advisable to ask Roof to intervene as she seems to be somewhat of an expert on these such matters. That being said, we do have her to thank for giving us 'McBagpipe' but my fear is she has peaked too soon and could well fall back into oblivion by the end of the week.

The self proclaimed influencer continues her business empire, the men's range is coming soon -we were led to believe that the release dates kept being pushed back as Flasha wanted to make sure "everything was perfik" however whilst on a call to Options Ltd (the company that she still doesn't use) it was clearly heard that the only delay in the men's range being labelled and delivered was her failure to have paid for the order.
Her side-line of 'wedding planning' was also relayed on a live-stream where she rather fleetingly flashed a supposed 'licence' that apparently permits her to 'run the bar' at such an event. She really is a Jack of all trades (Master of none as the saying goes)

As all of her dim-witted fans agree, she really does deserve a holiday, it must be so hard having to conduct a part-time reselling business from a council flat or a caravan park in Essex whilst all the time making sure you're available to receive endless deliveries


from Uber-eats.

The time was edging ever closer, the much anticipated break away in the sunshine was nearly upon us - And boy did we know it.
In preparation for making sure she was (red Polka Dot) bikini ready her anticipated holibobs, her pre-departure diet consisted of McDonalds Breakfast, with an assortment of meals out and take-aways from both Chinese and Indian restaurants as well as a McDonalds Meal, as in her own words "It's not worth going to Aldi and spending sixty quid on food if I'm going away"

Packing was an extremely long-winded drawn out chore but I suppose a girl's got to make sure she's prepped and has has everything she needs:
Havanas - check
Cristeen Labootons - check
Creetons fake tan - applied liberally - check
Neels done - French Manicure - check
Garden sheers for fringe tidy-up - check
Red Polka Dot Bikini - check
Velour Dress - check
Purse (Empty) - check
Factor 15 suncream - check

All this organising was getting Slosha in the mood for another holiday and she is contemplating booking some time away in Poland upon her return - she's tempted because there are some really cheap deals at the moment.


Another WGG member was to escort Shaz to the hotel for the evening before her flight, but not before a quick live where the two of them, who incidentally had never met in person before, even though there is a conversation on tiktok of a previous visit Shaz made to aforementioned Barrelcakes home whereby they stated they had met for tea and coffee back in January. This is rather strange as who would have thought that an ex Police Officer would lie on social media, maybe the same type of ex Police Officer who would think it's appropriate to mock children with special needs eh? - Shame on you Mrs Brown, shame on you!

Apparently Barrelcakes is house-sitting for Shaz this week. Could it be that she is in fact not an ex officer and is there undercover to finally find a copy of the paypal transaction to Haven Hospice? or, has a surprise call been made to Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team are there, as we speak rectifying the horrendous wallpapering for a dear old 'heart condition' patient? or, maybe she's doing a little bit of stock-taking in preparation for Shaz's tax return in April?

The morning of the flight and nothing says 'holibobs' like spending some time filming yourself - and others - walking around an airport whilst ridiculing passers by before taking your seat on the plane. Masks are still required on flights but don't let that stop you from applying a filter to your tiktoks so you can appear on screen as vain and stupid as you are in real life.

Once in Tunisia and the hotel does look to be what you'd expect from a reasonably priced all inclusive, getaway. It looks clean, well kept and relatively empty due to being off-season. The pools look lovely although unfortunately too chilly to take a dip and the sun-loungers do look inviting but only a very brave person would be sprawled out on one in the sort of temperatures there at the moment. Luckily Flasha had the foresight to stock up on her fake tan of choice from Amazon (Creightons) so will be returning home with a tan no matter what! All in all her choice of holiday looks to be great value for money, in the immortal words of David Dickinson 'Cheap as Chips!'

Ordinarily you would expect for that to be it, no content for a week, after all,the point of this week is to get away from it all, have a break, take some time out etc etc.
Splasha likes to holiday alone, can't be bothered with other people, likes to please herself, so how bizarre that there are endless uploaded videos and live streams whereby she is trying to befriend and chat to all and sundry.
There appears to be a kindly looking couple from Colchester that Splasha has rather taken a shine to and refers to them as Mummy and Daddy. This poor unassuming husband and wife have found themselves somehow saddled with Splasha and forgive me if I'm mistaken but they look as though they are not too clued up with tiktok and social media and seem to find it rather alarming to have a phone screen constantly shoved under their noses. Socially inept Splasha seems totally oblivious to their discomfort and continues to video them at any given opportunity. It appears they are (unwittingly) now part of the Splasha show.
Splasha did go 'shopping' with Mummy and bought herself a lovely little Bulgarry ring, although we will all have to wait for her to go back and buy it for us to see it - Someone please make it make sense!

The hotel has a gym which Nasha is going to use every single day. She had a workout and is motivated to lose a little weight as she fears a double chin is beginning, not too sure why she's bothered about having two chins as being two faced has never been an issue.
The gym does seem like a sensible option though as the food being served does look never-ending. Can someone please tell her though that an all-you-can-eat buffet is a dining style, not a challenge!
Amazingly with Nasha's endless, ever-changing dietary requirements, her plate really does seem to be fully loaded at most mealtimes. Although she's obviously enjoying the food, one breakfast in particular, the scrambled eggs, was a little bland so she followed it up with 2 pancakes with Nutella and a freshly cooked doughnut fried in fat and drizzled in Maple syrup, it's amazing how many foods can now be made gluten free, lactose free and glucose syrup free.
Also included is a couple of meals from the Al a Car menu which sounds fab.

Ants forced a move to another room but hopefully third time lucky as Flasha is now resident in the pristeeege schweet.
It has a wardrobe - amazing, a big bed - amazing, a safe - amazing, a sofa -amazing, a shower- amazing, a toilet - amazing. I reckon Flasha would go so far as to say it's amazing. It does have it's own outside area too which, to be fair I bet is amazing in the summertime.
All in all Flasha is having an amazing time 'been' on holiday.

And what are the chances, things are really starting to heat up over here too - Hundred percent!

What's new in the world of a self proclaimed weapon?

Following on from her bank card being declined in the last thread, it now seems that delusions of grandeur have well and truly set in as it appears that rather like our noble Queen Elizabeth , Sasha doesn't carry cash so needs someone on hand to pass her any sterling that she may need to pay for anything such as a car wash or lunch etc.

Headquarters of the empire seem to have changed location to very near to the infamous resort of Jaywick, where the stock can be found displayed on a caravan table or casually strewn across the floor.
These over-priced white label goods, which now include 'Ello Vera' and body mist copies of Creed by 'Teary Muuglaaaaar' are still available to purchase from the aforementioned Caravan during online lives. It could be said that erratic manic abusive behaviour, constant swearing, total disregard for customers and general tardiness would deter people from parting with their cash but business is booming as one live alone saw an incredible 136 items ordered (apparently), or was that 117?
If while watching a live you happen to hear loud popping noises in the background, don't be concerned, that's just the gas ring on the stove, and the hum of a jet plane firing up is the soothing sound of the washing machine, which is perfectly normal due to the amount of pyjama/loungewear laundry that it seemingly has to cope with.

Such is the success of this reselling business; accessories have now been added to the website. Be sure to check out the wonderful Valentino bags that are up for sale for merely £99. In fact Sasha must be so impressed with the bags that she has added one to her Amazon wishlist for someone to buy for her, at less than half the price she sells them for!!!- unless of course it was added to the wishlist so she could get the measurements of it.

Be sure to look out for any special offers that are advertised as they may or may not materialise, it's all part of the fun of ordering, like a lucky dip as it were. Will my order arrive? Will it be correct? Is the promised freebie included? However if the answer to any of these questions is no then proceed to question the consummate professional with caution - you will likely be named and shamed and have her dedicated, deluded followers (fans) directed to your tiktok page.
The latest offer was, spend over £30 and receive a free tube of Acti-labs whitening toothpaste costing £17.95 on the Sasha Fontain website but available elsewhere for £4. This is the whitening toothpaste that Sasha allegedly sometimes uses to brush her professionally whitened teeth.


During one of these mind-numbing lives, we were officially introduced to Jake The Fake, a plastic policeman at best. A dog handler with a natural affinity with dogs that seemed to get along very well with Sasha. He likes to sit on lives wearing his looky-likey 'uniform' waving around some handcuffs and making idle threats that viewers need to be careful as he might turn up at their doors.
This is the very same person that Sasha had spoken of earlier and had informed her viewers that she had "jogged him off" - well I'm hoping she said jogged!

A long awaited trip to a spa (proceeded by a lunch of prawn sammiges and scotch eggs) a time for relaxation, quality time with friends, treatments and general uninterrupted fun was next on the cards.
If anyone is looking for a little breakaway where you are guaranteed constant streaming, countless videos, non-stop bitching about 'trollz', incessant uploads moaning about tattle, then one of these weekends away could be what you are looking for. All sexual innuendo and other behaviours displayed around men such as sitting on waiters laps, offering a kiss in exchange for a bottle of Prosecco, comments such as 'We are gonna do him later' 'I need a man not a boy' all add to the relaxing vibe. Drunken 'banter' for the rest of the evening interspersed with general racism, sexism and mocking disabilities rounds off another evening in the company of the righteous Ms Fontain and when the bar closes, the lights are turned out and the staff leave, it's time for raucous cackling laughter and the attempted piano playing to begin.
Be careful though to not let your hideously over inflated breasts 'fall out' of your top 4 times, completely by accident, unintentionally, by mistake, or your livestream will be cut.

As an aside, please remember that breakfasting in a resort restaurant can be done whilst wearing River Island pyjamas if you wish to appear as common as muck. And if, after breakfast you'd like to have some lighthearted fun with friends whilst making amusing tiktoks, then be sure to follow up a very tasteless video with a much more appropriate one where just like the cast of the original musical, it is performed by older women trying to portray women much much younger than their actual years.

2022 continues to be positive as, thanks to all the trollz, who she hates/loves, Sasha has been approached by 2 TV producers.
The first was with regards to a documentary all about trolls and through Tattle she was chosen and shortlisted to appear.
These days it seems that to appear in a documentary, the producers need you to change your appearance, strangely that is what was requested and having shorter hair and dying it brown was far too much of a stretch as it would mean removing extensions so Sasha declined to proceed but the second offer is going ahead with filming starting 23rd March - the number 23 really does seem lucky for 'Our Sash'

Lots of holidays have been booked, Tunisia in February, Benidorm with the geeewls, Dominican Republic in October and Jamaica in December. Some people would say it's almost unbelievable that someone who only had 11p in the bank in October could afford all of this.

More revelations in regards her health were recently disclosed, as well as suffering from a Hiatus hernia she also has to follow a Glucose Syrup free diet. As I'm sure most of us are aware, anyone suffering with a Hiatus Hernia is advised to not have chocolate, fried or fatty food, spicy food (namely curry, chilli, etc) tomato based food, alcohol ,dairy products, oil , butter etc. Those that have to follow a Glucose Syrup free diet, (this rarely spoken about affliction which leaves sufferers unable to eat or drink anything with Glucose Syrup in) are similarly affected, as there are many many products that contain it in their list of ingredients, such as, Wine, fizzy drinks and most notably, Banana Eclair toffees. But rest assured that someone that takes their health so seriously would never ever been seen to be consuming these items in large quantities.

It's always good to start as you mean to go on. so now that a new account has been created with promises to be uplifting and positive only, it must have been merely an oversight that on her very first live appearance she was seen to be uttering such references to 'Tattlers' as 'jealous little bitches' who 'wanna be me' and are all 'fat slags' because 'I am the dogs bollox and they're dicks'.
Sasha still spends most of her time and energy emphatically denying that she spends any time or energy thinking about 'trollz'. Ironically this is the person that professes to hate anyone that hides behind a fake profile/doesn't use their real name on the internet etc but she herself has countless aliases: Sharon Brown, Lady Bentley, Sharon Stone, Sharryn Brotherton, Sharon Brotherton, Sasha Fontain to name but a few, this doesn't include the one that she secretly uses here on Tattle or the ones that she uses on tiktok to 'troll' those that are not her fans.

Who knows what is next to come, but guaranteed it's likely to be a shit-show!
As in the words of 'the Lady' herself "Watch this space!"

Thanks to @Debs22 for the inspiration for the thread title

TLDR:

Thread nine and it's apparent that Shazza is still very predictable, very boring and as self absorbed as ever.
There was absolutely no sympathy or understanding for a (now ex) friend that was going through some obvious (to everyone else) mental anguish and turmoil. Shazza "proved her worth" by declaring his threatened/attempted OD as attention seeking, as everyone knows, if it's a serious attempt at un-aliving yourself then only a Sominex will do, followed by endless (pretend) crying tiktoks.

Her lives rather boringly mainly consist of her whinging about Tattle and trollz. This has definitely led to a lot less interaction of late, so it's always nice to see that some of us on here who are her 'friends' often pop on to say hi and even have a little chat with her!

That being said, she still isn't bothered by Tattle and certainly doesn't read it, although a couple of almighty co-incidences have occurred.
Firstly, after multiple mentions here about the ridiculous filters, they have become less used, and secondly, following comments regards her atrocious packaging, she has announced that she is looking into buying white postal boxes and has now taken to screwing up tissue paper and jamming it in the boxes with the packing peanuts. This means that customers can look forward to (maybe) receiving their goods with a crumpled piece of tissue paper which is rather handy as it can also be used to mop up any spills.
After denying it for so long, she now rather proudly states that her goods are White Label products, for some reason she seems to feel that this is something to brag about - it's almost as if she is unaware of how ridiculous a boast it is, to anyone with one iota of sense that is. And again, for the record it still isn't Options Ltd that she orders from even though she was once again on the phone to them this week chasing up a late delivery and the name 'Options' appears on the rear of the products.
Maybe the co-incidences will continue and she might be prompted to show an acknowledgement of the paypal charity donation (from her own paypal account to Haven Hospice) that has been discussed so frequently on here. She has recently stated that she has already shown evidence of a £438 transfer to Sophie - bizarrely, everyone here on Tattle missed that. Maybe the letter she received from Haven Hospice on Friday afternoon was her receipt and thank you note, if that's the case then I'm sure we'll hear all about it and the letter, will be shown in a tiktok as proof once and for all.

As regular watchers will know, Trasha has the audacity to call herself an unpublished author. The transcript to which she refers to is an absolute abomination to the English language. The reading she gave this week, documented an alleged incident of domestic violence. Quite how she accepted the messages of sympathy from her faithful sheeple, after the said reading beggars belief, as it was only a short while ago that she was placing the blame firmly at the feet of 'real' victims of any such violence.

Rather like an infamous Ted Talk we are often privy to hearing Slosha's Spiel, the topic is obviously, always herself.
This week we heard positive affirmations such as "I'll always stand proud" "I have good values and morals" "I do love myself - I have worth" and she even unearthed the truth as to why she is single, in her own words "No man could afford my lifestyle" The aspects of her lifestyle she is referring must include someone that can keep her supplied with Pissecco, fake perfume and knock-off 'Cristeen Labootons'. A Klarna account would be handy to keep up with all the Primani and Shein shopping and obviously an active account with Uber-eats is a must for the McDonalds breakfasts to which she has become accustomed. Membership to a local wholesalers would be a big plus as the frozen mash potato cubes at £3.49 a bag are a firm favourite with this esteemed chef.

Declaring herself a power-house of a woman, Flasha is looking to take a course in sustainability and management to "progress in business life". Not averse to higher education, this week she boasts an impressive 4 A levels and admits that she loves studying. She spent 2 years on a course to learn how to build websites and in her own words is "a brilliant speller" and as a show of her fantastic business acumen this is proven by the spelling displayed on her website that she paid someone else to build for her.
Flasha rightly says that knowledge is power, she says she's quite intelligent and this is why she favours intelligent men so that she can "be on a level with them" - I'm not quite sure that a horizontal level counts though.

Friday night out with the geeewls was an absolute hoot, keeping it as classy as ever, it was declared as 'The Ultimate Best Night'. If your ultimate best night consists of a couple of songs in The Essex Shed of Dreams, followed by a trawl of Rompford's/Hornychurches finest nighttime establishments, whilst bopping around like Great Aunt Agnes at a wake, videoing it on a mobile phone for all of prosperity with a late-night curry to round it all off, then you must have led a very sheltered life. The only thing that could possibly make this night sound any worse was if someone snogged a stranger in front of everyone like a desperate pubescent teenager (or an old slapper) - oh wait.

It seems that Brasha is attempting to get onto our television screens and has applied to many programmes including First Dates, Dragons Den, Married at First Sight and Big Brother. Maybe combine them all and start a new series called, Marry a Big Dragon on a First Date.

Saturday night was another 'Date night' and she must have been so enthralled by her company that she was active on another new TikTok account uploading inspirational, uplifting messages - hopefully soon she'll start to practice what she preaches.

Sunday was a busy day catching up with packing orders and live streaming whilst on the phone to the 101 incident line. It seems Splosha will be visiting Rompford Police tomorrow to file yet more unsubstantiated claims against some of Tattle's members (especially the elusive Smithy McBagpipe). The call, which was live streamed without gaining consent from, or making the professional call handler aware that it was being relayed on Tiktok, consisted of Splosha making false accusations that she had received threats from this platform and that her address had been disclosed. Let's hope that the popo do their job as they should and fully investigate this claim and make any arrests as necessary, namely wasting police time, lying to a police officer etc. Interestingly Splosha has now befriended another tiktoker who has such an important job 'in the Government' that she spends her time apparently tracing IP addresses of other tiktokers and Tattlers. Maybe she would be another person of interest to Rompford Police or even her 'government' employers.


Refreshingly though it does seem that a few (previously brain-washed) followers are waking up to the fact that Sharon Brotherton (no matter what alias she hides behind) really is a liability. There are more and more unhappy customers appearing in her tiktok feeds, that is until the ever-faithful, idiotic mods delete their comments to earn brownie points off of their Mistress
Notwithstanding it does seem that many of her wrong-doings, nay possibly illegal activities, are catching up with her (even though she is oblivious to what is really going on around her) and a very public downfall is nearing ever closer.


Seriously though - hands up for a place on the coach, I bagsy back seat!

TDLR
Well, This has come round unexpectedly fast. Holiday has come and gone, next one has been booked and we’re rallying the geeewwwlss up to go, put it in your diaries now 29th April 2 weeks booked this time. Still awaiting to see a headcount for those interested… Although we know they’ll definitely be 2 going.
Then it’s off to Domican, only an experienced solo traveller of 20 years would know where in the world this is.
The Welsh wonder has taken the place of mod away from everyone. Self titled Civil servant who has the ability to get anyones IP addresses through her job ..LEGALLY , Has still yet to show her skills as this has been going on 10months now.🥱🥱
Although it was only today she quoted that “Trolls are people who leave nasty messages on public forums”… Which she had previously spent the last week doing exactly that.?
She’s blocking at every opportunity, and as one follower told Tasha, “your mods are losing you money as they are blocking everyone”
Still making an appearance as contender for the seat is SP, promptly screenshotting in her sleep (and trimming the fringe with shears) these days and sending it via the #wgg so to beat the Welsh wonder to pole position 1
Although these 2 are now BFF as they both seem to have been born from the same egg.
The deflection game is still high on Tashas list, This time with a food bank collection.
With essentials on the wishlist which could be mistaken for cupboard refresh, such as Cream Eggs (which will of course be a great substitute for baby formula) And mint sauce to pour all over the Chewnisian lamb that must have snuck home in the case of many travels, It seems that everyone must just eat chocolate.
It also seems that people have to smell good rather than eat these days looking at the list.
We are now making a nationwide appeal for Melissa, who was once upon a time seen residing in the box, reading out comments just incase Tasha missed anything from her loyal fans. Last seen before she went to Skegvegas, But may also have been blocked too
I think the highlight of the weekend was the arrival of the much awaited Mcfluffies delivery. Double this, Double that and Double heart attack in the waiting, While proudly showing off the treadmill in the background, Ready for Monday… although who was going to use it was questionable as she was off to the caravan on Sunday for a few weeks.?
Still awaiting a standard upload from Roof the nurse, who seems to have forgotten she has a code at the NMC, but it’s not there for fun.

A few big thank yous this week to all that have worked tirelessly, along side their normal jobs of sofa surfing and dole queuing ( I joke.) to provide the local fuzz with info that was much needed, as someone lost their abacus and stopped counting on their fingers and toes
Im looking forward to Friday at 3, I think normal service might resume

Thank you @poola for guiding us, Get well soon
Thanks to @Smithy883 for the fan clubs with SP and The Welsh Wonder
And great big thanks to Dave aka @nottobeforgotten , You’ve been amazing with your consistency, with never giving up to find the answers that still have not got the straight answer.
Caio Bye

In view of recent events, I was wondering how people may feel about inviting MrsBBC to name the next thread?
Her parting shot if you will.
I'm not sure if she'll be up for the challenge (or if the Turkish Internet will 'play ball') but wanted to gauge others opinions?
What say you fellow tattlers?
All those in favour hit the like button

Ok well im gonna quickly put this on here before i get nicked


Sharon Brotherton was in fact born a women (shocker i know)

Born into a lovely hard working family Sharon was pretty much the problem child and always told lies.
The family just gets picked up and dropped as an when its suits her. the family last helped her out when she owed the cafe 2019.
Her brother never kicked her in the stomach he in fact hit her over the head with a frying pan.
The cafe was fronted by Chris. Chris as Sharon recalls was the DV man. Many people had witnessed in the past Sharon in fact would punch him in the face in public.

Sharon has never lived in chigwell
Sharon was married twice

Sharon was never married to a lord, ever meet a lord nor lived in a manor house as she has claimed

Chris and Sharon bought the title when they were together something to do with plot of land they bought. She uses the title to get free stuff

I don't want to upset anyone with this part so WARNING
Sharon has never had any children but in the 80s/90's Sharon had a planned abortion. later found she could'nt have children.
sadly story about Mason is untrue.

it was also said that people have had reason to believe that Sharon has stolen Charity money in the past when raising money for a ill child in London

Also Sharon changes her name and the spelling due to so much dirt on her from the past hence why
she sits there surrounded by cameras.

Sharon does not have heart problems she had a heart pulp once and the hospital sent her home the same day.
it was in fact anxiety.

This info was given to me from a very close friend that knows the family that has known Sharon most of her life. Also watches her lives and screams at her phone disgusted when Sharon is seen making up stories from her past.

TLDR:-
Slosher has some more strings to add to her bow:
Silver Service Waitress (by age 18)
Chef's training for 20 years.
Tarot Card Reader
Roller Skater
Fitness/Diet guru

Flames Dates - (the newest venture, which sold 130+ tickets within hours) seemingly needs some more male attendees - even though the first 130+ tickets were an even split of male/female guests. This conundrum saw Miss Gasher and her beautiful (current) sidekick Nickeeee hit the pubs/bars of Hornchurch to rustle up some more men. Avid viewers were kept updated with the night's activities via multiple uploaded tiktoks consisting of the ever faithful catchphrases 'I've pulled' 'She's pulled' 'We've pulled' as well as 'Do you know who I am?' 'Do you have TikTok?'
We all know that Slosh has a 'heart condition' and hasn't been out for 3 years! but ever the professional, she soldiered through, drinking Pissecco and Porn Star Martinis galore before rounding off the night with a curry.

Apparently there is some doubt over the validity of the claims that she suffered a heart attack (in a pub or on a plane) but the upload of 2 photos proves that she most certainly did....

lay down in a hospital bed at some point in her life.


There was a very important meeting with the Police in which she reported 'some Tattlers' and the police will be knocking on doors, taking mobile devices and court cases are imminent. Once the court case is out of the way, the guilty parties will be named and shamed. It's not clear at the moment who exactly they are but Sharon definitely definitely knows who they are and has their IP addresses.

Her stance on Tattle (trolls as she so lovingly refers to us) is quite clear:
She hates us
We are all sad
She loves us as we have done her the biggest favour ever (which we will find out in 2 weeks time what it is)
She loves us so much she would kiss us.
She wants all her followers (fans) to screenshot what is said on here and forward it to her
She doesn't want to see anymore screenshots.
She encourages all her followers to come and read what's written.
She wants everyone to ignore Tattle.


Her HMRC records have been queried and it's about time that things were set straight - She is a sole trader and if you don't believe that then phone the office and one of the girls will take a message for her!
She also stated that she may not be selling the whitening toothpaste (or toothpaster as it's listed on her professionally designed website) so if anyone does still want to buy it, you can just google Acti-labs Diamond Lustre and purchase elsewhere for £4.
The white label business is still going strong as she disclosed earlier this week that in December she made £10,000 off the back of it and another £1k during the previous live. Couple this with her £100 a day Only Fans money and it's clear to see how she can afford 2 caravans - one of which may or may not be owned by 'Pip' - and may even be looking to 'buy' a third.

A couple of weeks at 'the van' have been spent lounging around in some River Island pyjamas and dancing about in some leggings that were gifted to her by an obviously much smaller friend. (Maybe someone from the Sahara???)
An evening out at the local Bingo Hall wasn't quite as successful as hoped, what with the bank card being declined and then the evening being somewhat marred by a couple of 'panic attacks' which to the untrained eye looked very similar to a slight bit of heartburn due to the homemade Chilli that was eaten beforehand.
Another evening out didn't quite pan out as expected when Gasha groomed herself in preparation for a date/night out/business meeting with a friend/ex and she arrived at the venue only to find out it was closed and her date wasn't ready anyway, the evening wasn't a complete waste though cos it gave her a reason to take along bath and wash her hair (probably using the Tresemme shampoo that was pictured in her bathroom)


Some new items have been added to the website but woe betide anyone that orders anything and dares to enquire if their item has been dispatched (after waiting more than 4 weeks) as they will likely be subjected to a torrent of abuse by not only Snatcher Fontain but countless other minions that follow her. Although she claims to be a professional business woman, Trasha will not hesitate to scream and hurl horrific insults at her 'customer' all whilst on a live. This is followed up by some self-analysis that she is a lovely person with a good heart and one of the kindest people you could meet, and if anyone wants to disagree with that then they will be duly blocked (and threatened with the police yet again)!!!

Come on everyone, "Let's have a little laugh shall we?"

Well well well - what's going on here then?

I have just had an extremely long and fruitful telephone conversation.

This is what is permitted to be shared:
As we know, Wibble has worked tirelessly for months to secure the proof needed to provide both the Hospice and the Police with that which was required for the case to get to where it has
Trasha was called (on the telephone) by the hospice on the Monday preceding her Tunisian holiday and asked to attend to discuss 'matters', she said she would 'pop in' to see them before her holiday - she didn't!.
Upon her arrival back home she was contacted once again to arrange a 'meeting' which she subsequently failed to attend.
Her failure to co-operate led to the matter being handed over to the Police to ascertain if there was a case to answer in regards to the 'alleged' missing funds.
The police conducted their investigation and approximately two weeks ago, Wibble was contacted by the Police and was requested to make an official statement and she obviously complied.
Last week, Wibble was once again contacted by the Police to clarify a few minor details and was informed that Trasha had been contacted whilst on holiday in Benidorm (on her birthday) to arrange a 'meeting' with the Police that would take place this week.
Wibble was also informed that if indeed this case does proceed to court then she would be required to attend as a witness. Obviously Wibble has confirmed that she is more than happy to do just that!

Can I just say a massive massive thank you to Wibble for her dogged determination regarding this matter.
I, for one, am in total awe of what she has achieved.

PS- looks like we might be needing that coach after all (for the spectators gallery)

#allaboard #ticketsplease #fridayat2?

*****Important Announcement*****

To my Darling, Loyal Tik Tok Supporters.
My main account has been mass reported to the point of being permanently banned.
This makes me so sad because I genuinely loved our little lives, having fun and you all keeping me company.
I’ve deleted any associated accounts as I find it frustrating to be so censored here, literally everything I post gets mass reported and removed.
I think I did what I needed to do as far as Sharon Brotherton is concerned, her vile reputation will now go before her wherever she is.
A woman on her arse, scratching around for her next vulnerable opportunity, never done an honest days work in her life.
She is reaping her karma, my dog has more morals.
Anyway, I’ll miss the connection I had with so many of you, maybe I’ll be back in the future but for now I need the hate for her to settle.
Lots of Love Darlings.
Thank you so much for your support over the last few months. Xxx
Mrs B

Welcome back to another week of A day in the life of a lady.🥱
It’s been like a roundabout that no one wanted to get off when you were 8, or there abouts.
We’ve seen Trasha getting angry at everyone, but herself.
She’s done a great big disappearing act from Tiketytok after proclaiming for the last forever many years that she’s a weapon and no one’s bring her dannnnn.
Tiktok has become a calm, funny and enjoyable place to watch lovely heartfelt videos rather than someone being on a live for 39 hours a day, 8 days a week…. Even though her phone goes off at nights (apparently) and she doesn’t do lives until 2am.!

We’ve seen the manic behaviour which could’ve easily resembled a child on a sugar rush after being let loose at a slush puppie party.
All day consisted of slanging matches which could easily have been with herself, after people started calling her out about a video which was posted about an ex friend. Who had apparently taken full custody of some keys, to a car/flat/tin lodge… we weren’t sure which.?
So rather than just be an adult about things she resorted in the only way she knew how…BLACKMAIL.! Calling everyone who had ever been kind to her every cnut under the sun, Bringing up messages that she had kept in the #wgg, jobs that people had that probably made more money than she could in a lifetime and the most disgusting of all , a health condition that had kept a lady alive.
Now as we know, she’s never one to get aggressive or retaliate to any situation, so this threw everyone off guard
Starting a hate campaign against a strong lady that was in no way backing down to the bully that she had become. While trashas sheep on her live quite happily joined in with the name calling and stating that their leader had said no derogatory terms about someone’s health, (cos they’re all 3 sandwiches sort,) The usual suspects goaded her on to get more aggressive, even talking to a, (I use the term loosely,) Man, who seems to have 2 different names, and seemed to think it ok to express his views very opinionated , while in his profession he would normally be seen as caring.?

It was should we say strangely quiet, until SP popped the fringe up and announced that one of the other geeewwwls wasn’t well and Trash had infact had some devastating news….We still think it’s mcFluffies or Klanna related at this point
Roof was still none the wiser to the memo in the #wgg (again) and had no idea, so when questioned she played the fool… or…
Next thing we knew, Check in was at a hotel in lanzagrotty, but the “all you can stuff buffet bands” on the wrists were 2 different colours, leading us to believe that Jaywick was probably the best bet again like the January getaway/staycation.

Lots of motivational posts have been seen, but unsure which friend will be next to be launched under the bus. This week we have seen the fall out of the long standing friend of 8 weeks (she’s never met) who declared on lives that her job as DWP detective constable Dragon could legally get IP address, Even though she didn’t infact work for the government.? (But someone else did through an agency). So this led to a quick name change on fb, picture change and the close down of the profile. (Doesn’t look guilty really) Declaring that she had blocked trasha before writing on tiketytok so she couldn’t see
Even up until today, she’s been trying to convince everyone that it was all a joke and she was so drunk when she wrote stuff that she could hardly see the screen… bit like me going on a date site with a photo of me when I was at preschool.

Offers of demanding brushes can be purchased alongside bodymists in non leaking bottles, all chucked in a box with peanuts, although still anticipating the mens range, still knocking out 400 orders a week… will she sell out.?? Hundreddd percent.!!!
Given that a van was going to be repossessed and the failed credit card payment to pay the council tax , we’re not sure where the next meal is coming from… que operation foodbank.

I think if she’s learnt anything this last week, it’s “Don’t do to others what you wouldn’t like done to you” And if you’re going to be a liar, be a good one.!
All rounded off by a little exposure of the tikety tok investigation man himself

I’m worn out for her

I have a message.
It comes direct from Josephine (she wants to join in herself but hasn't got the option to comment )

"Morning all from the one that got away.
I would like to say thank you for the people who have been supportive towards me after recent events, that also goes to the people who have given content so that I can deal with the issue of SF.
I made my exit because I grew tired of the constant drama. Literally drama after drama.
My life isn't like that.
I also saw that SF would talk about empowering women, but Sash!!! Honey!!! when someone has to repeatedly say "I empower, I support women, I am a good person with a good heart" you're only trying to convince yourself of that. People see through you and the bullshit you convince yourself of.
See, I am a good person, I really do empower people, not just women, but anyone who is around me.
Now Sasha, the best thing for you is to step away from social media for your own mental health.
See that Sasha, that is called empathy - look it up.
Even though you have TRIED to destroy part of my life, I still show empathy. That's a good person Sasha, a person with a good heart, not rotten to the core like you. Now go and do some work on yourself"