Phil Anne Throw Pee
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He's an insufferable cunt. Thread closed.
PapaLazarou
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I remember watching his reality show and he was going on a trip. He came across as such a lazy, spoiled bugger. He couldn't be arsed to do any packing, so got Claire to come over and do it all while he swanned around messing with his hair.
Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction
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At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.
Talk about cringe tv.
It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction
)At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.
Talk about cringe tv.
It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
truffletrot
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Anyone else find Emily smug? I mean, she’s gorgeous and smart so I might be smug too but she rubs me the wrong way..
PapaLazarou
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Sorry for being vague as I only caught a glimpse of the article, but it seems Jason Donovan is taking over the 'angel' role that Peedahh had in Grease? If so, is this yet another job he's lost? He reminds me of Mark Wright - doesn't seem to be able to stay in a job for five minutes. He didn't last long fronting a ghost investigation segment on This Morning and lasted about five minutes presenting on that 60 Minute Makeover show.
Speaking of that show, does anyone remember seeing Peedahhh hosting it ? More than one designer berated him for being lazy and not finishing a job he was given. He seemed to use the fact that he has the attention span of a gnat to start painting something .... then it would be "oh look..." and he'd wander off to watch someone else work.
One of the worst things that happened on the show was that one of the focal points of the living room was a huge cream stone looking fireplace. It looked amazing. Peeeedah walked in (after all the hard work was finished), said how great it all looked, but it was missing one vital thing. The designer looked round at him blankly. He took a marker pen out of his pocket and with a flourish put his marker pen thumb print and autograph on the fireplace.
To absolute silence.
So many questions - the main ones being "Why would anyone in their right mind want his autograph?", "why put your own name on something you've had nothing to do with putting together ?", and, "Are you really THAT self absorbed that you thought signing a lovely fireplace (thereby ruining it) was the right thing to do?"
Yet again he proved he is a narcissistic, thick as mince twat.
You'll find the clip on youtube. He's so thrilled with himself I could punch him.
Speaking of that show, does anyone remember seeing Peedahhh hosting it ? More than one designer berated him for being lazy and not finishing a job he was given. He seemed to use the fact that he has the attention span of a gnat to start painting something .... then it would be "oh look..." and he'd wander off to watch someone else work.
One of the worst things that happened on the show was that one of the focal points of the living room was a huge cream stone looking fireplace. It looked amazing. Peeeedah walked in (after all the hard work was finished), said how great it all looked, but it was missing one vital thing. The designer looked round at him blankly. He took a marker pen out of his pocket and with a flourish put his marker pen thumb print and autograph on the fireplace.
To absolute silence.
So many questions - the main ones being "Why would anyone in their right mind want his autograph?", "why put your own name on something you've had nothing to do with putting together ?", and, "Are you really THAT self absorbed that you thought signing a lovely fireplace (thereby ruining it) was the right thing to do?"
Yet again he proved he is a narcissistic, thick as mince twat.
You'll find the clip on youtube. He's so thrilled with himself I could punch him.
Traveler001
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He not only has kids, he (get ready now, cos this'll shock you) he LOVES them. Absolutely loves his kids he does. Loves them.
Webster1357
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I’ve just seen a clip on Instagram of him taking Junior, who was 8 weeks old, to Cyprus, without Katie, because his parents wanted to bond with him. Katie seemed heartbroken, but didn’t feel like she could stop him.
My in laws pressured me for a night with my son when he was a newborn, and I told them no way, I couldn’t be away from him even for a night. If my partner had tried to pressure me into it I would have left him. Mothers and babies shouldn’t be separated like that at such a young age! What was he thinking?
He ends the clip by saying ‘I’m going to put the baby to bed, then have a wank’ - while holding Junior! What the actual fuck? He’s not right!
My in laws pressured me for a night with my son when he was a newborn, and I told them no way, I couldn’t be away from him even for a night. If my partner had tried to pressure me into it I would have left him. Mothers and babies shouldn’t be separated like that at such a young age! What was he thinking?
He ends the clip by saying ‘I’m going to put the baby to bed, then have a wank’ - while holding Junior! What the actual fuck? He’s not right!
PapaLazarou
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Absolutely bang on the money. I bet he wishes he hadn't made those reality shows now as it shows him as he really was/is - a sleazy, big tit obsessed, conceited twat who was constantly all over Katie Price like a rash. He's now hoping (ditto Mark Wright) that the general public will forget that he showed his true personality in a reality show years ago and instead accept the persona his Manager has invented for him - St Peedah-Who-Loves-His-Kids. He really is an orange, thick as mince, attention seeking bell end.
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Idontevengohere
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His mouth looks like labia. Cannot stand the little shitbag.
Phil Anne Throw Pee
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Just to be clear: Peter Andre is a cunt, always has been and always will be. A talentless, orange, midget, gurning CUNT, who used to dry hump Katie Price on TV and beg her for BJ's. He'd be lucky to get panto in Scunthorpes.
getmeoutofhere
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It will be to help migraines though not cosmetic
MemoryLane
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I am! I don’t think anyone here is her biggest fan. We just see what he did to her and how he got away with it for years! Seeing him get his turn is fucking marvellous!So how disgusted are you with 6 month pregnant Katie shagging virgin garath Gates oh I don’t expect a reply
The Katie Price thread on here is unreal and precisely why Tattle gets a bad name! I’ve read through the last couple of threads and I’ve seen that some of you come on here to laugh at what we have said! Didn’t a mod pop up on the last thread and say the same? Pipe down and remember the rules? I mean even Princess gets run down! An 18 year old girl! I stay away from threads like it, not because I don’t agree with some of what’s said but because it’s biased. None of you can admit Pete is just as awful! I couldn’t care less what your opinions of her are but if you can’t see what an absolute fucking scrounging turd Andre is then Jesus Christ you need help!
Make It Stop
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If I may recap many people may not know that Pete is one of the good guys who just wants to love his kids in peace.
Sriracha_on_everything
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I didn't know there was a Peter Andre thread on here. Where to start....!
In my opinion he showed his true colours on the reality shows with Katie Price. I remember the episode where they opened their Twitter accounts, he showed his nasty side when Katie's followers quickly outnumbered his. That was shortly before the end of the marriage.
He and his wife are massive hypocrites for not allowing their two kids to be photographed but Emily is happy to use Junior and Princess to increase her profile.
I honestly don't know what she saw in him, I was horrified watching his reality show. Once he was abroad, maybe in Cyprus or Australia and she phoned him as he was preparing a BBQ. He rolled his eyes at the camera as if she was a nuisance to him. She must have been in the early stages of her first pregnancy and did sound a bit emotional. The way he used to talk to the camera in his reality shows used to make me cringe.
When the murder of George Floyd happened he did try and make it about himself saying he experienced racism in Australia, I know his family were immigrants but, I've never heard him speak out about the indigenous people of Australia.
Emily always has the same Stepford Wife expression on her face. Their fans rave about her being 'so natural and pretty'. I think she's one of those women that would look very average without long hair.
I've seen in his Instagram he often tags his manager Claire, her photos are so filtered it's hilarious
In my opinion he showed his true colours on the reality shows with Katie Price. I remember the episode where they opened their Twitter accounts, he showed his nasty side when Katie's followers quickly outnumbered his. That was shortly before the end of the marriage.
He and his wife are massive hypocrites for not allowing their two kids to be photographed but Emily is happy to use Junior and Princess to increase her profile.
I honestly don't know what she saw in him, I was horrified watching his reality show. Once he was abroad, maybe in Cyprus or Australia and she phoned him as he was preparing a BBQ. He rolled his eyes at the camera as if she was a nuisance to him. She must have been in the early stages of her first pregnancy and did sound a bit emotional. The way he used to talk to the camera in his reality shows used to make me cringe.
When the murder of George Floyd happened he did try and make it about himself saying he experienced racism in Australia, I know his family were immigrants but, I've never heard him speak out about the indigenous people of Australia.
Emily always has the same Stepford Wife expression on her face. Their fans rave about her being 'so natural and pretty'. I think she's one of those women that would look very average without long hair.
I've seen in his Instagram he often tags his manager Claire, her photos are so filtered it's hilarious
Affiliatemebaby
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She really is so much younger than him. But just look at how much work she’s having to do to help him manage his own emotions. What hard work.
Glad to see this thread. I once went on the KP thread to express some of my doubts about Peter and got run off pretty fast. I haven’t made that mistake again!
Glad to see this thread. I once went on the KP thread to express some of my doubts about Peter and got run off pretty fast. I haven’t made that mistake again!
Nope… When they got married he made a big fuss in the press of signing a prenup, because he didn’t want her money and didn’t want the public to think he was.
After they separated he sued her (the newly single mother of his children). The damages awarded were undisclosed but she had to pay the extortionate lawyers fees so I imagine it was a LOT. When she went bankrupt Pete phoned her and apologised saying he “didn’t want this for her”.
People say he was her “one true love” but he absolutely rinsed her. That must’ve fucking hurt. She shouldn’t have reacted the way she did in the press but he made sure she paid a hefty price for that…
More than any other man. She owned all the houses they lived in, not him.
Two years after the last settlement where he took a considerable amount of her fortune, and her latest schemer cheats on her for the third time she goes off the rails… I know it’s self-inflicted and her impulsivity with the press put her in that category position and her behaviours been damaging but FUCK I feel for her.
Apocaleksa
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There was a post on the last thread about Emily being equally fame-hungry.
I really, really can't take to her; something about her puts me on edge. Maybe it's the fact she only has one facial expression.
I can't put my finger on it, but I suspect she's no better than he is.
I really, really can't take to her; something about her puts me on edge. Maybe it's the fact she only has one facial expression.
I can't put my finger on it, but I suspect she's no better than he is.