Phil Anne Throw Pee
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He's an insufferable cunt. Thread closed.
PapaLazarou
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I remember watching his reality show and he was going on a trip. He came across as such a lazy, spoiled bugger. He couldn't be arsed to do any packing, so got Claire to come over and do it all while he swanned around messing with his hair.
Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction
)
At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.
Talk about cringe tv.
It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction
)At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.
Talk about cringe tv.
It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
truffletrot
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Anyone else find Emily smug? I mean, she’s gorgeous and smart so I might be smug too but she rubs me the wrong way..
PapaLazarou
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Sorry for being vague as I only caught a glimpse of the article, but it seems Jason Donovan is taking over the 'angel' role that Peedahh had in Grease? If so, is this yet another job he's lost? He reminds me of Mark Wright - doesn't seem to be able to stay in a job for five minutes. He didn't last long fronting a ghost investigation segment on This Morning and lasted about five minutes presenting on that 60 Minute Makeover show.
Speaking of that show, does anyone remember seeing Peedahhh hosting it ? More than one designer berated him for being lazy and not finishing a job he was given. He seemed to use the fact that he has the attention span of a gnat to start painting something .... then it would be "oh look..." and he'd wander off to watch someone else work.
One of the worst things that happened on the show was that one of the focal points of the living room was a huge cream stone looking fireplace. It looked amazing. Peeeedah walked in (after all the hard work was finished), said how great it all looked, but it was missing one vital thing. The designer looked round at him blankly. He took a marker pen out of his pocket and with a flourish put his marker pen thumb print and autograph on the fireplace.
To absolute silence.
So many questions - the main ones being "Why would anyone in their right mind want his autograph?", "why put your own name on something you've had nothing to do with putting together ?", and, "Are you really THAT self absorbed that you thought signing a lovely fireplace (thereby ruining it) was the right thing to do?"
Yet again he proved he is a narcissistic, thick as mince twat.
You'll find the clip on youtube. He's so thrilled with himself I could punch him.
Speaking of that show, does anyone remember seeing Peedahhh hosting it ? More than one designer berated him for being lazy and not finishing a job he was given. He seemed to use the fact that he has the attention span of a gnat to start painting something .... then it would be "oh look..." and he'd wander off to watch someone else work.
One of the worst things that happened on the show was that one of the focal points of the living room was a huge cream stone looking fireplace. It looked amazing. Peeeedah walked in (after all the hard work was finished), said how great it all looked, but it was missing one vital thing. The designer looked round at him blankly. He took a marker pen out of his pocket and with a flourish put his marker pen thumb print and autograph on the fireplace.
To absolute silence.
So many questions - the main ones being "Why would anyone in their right mind want his autograph?", "why put your own name on something you've had nothing to do with putting together ?", and, "Are you really THAT self absorbed that you thought signing a lovely fireplace (thereby ruining it) was the right thing to do?"
Yet again he proved he is a narcissistic, thick as mince twat.
You'll find the clip on youtube. He's so thrilled with himself I could punch him.
Traveler001
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He not only has kids, he (get ready now, cos this'll shock you) he LOVES them. Absolutely loves his kids he does. Loves them.
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PapaLazarou
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Absolutely bang on the money. I bet he wishes he hadn't made those reality shows now as it shows him as he really was/is - a sleazy, big tit obsessed, conceited twat who was constantly all over Katie Price like a rash. He's now hoping (ditto Mark Wright) that the general public will forget that he showed his true personality in a reality show years ago and instead accept the persona his Manager has invented for him - St Peedah-Who-Loves-His-Kids. He really is an orange, thick as mince, attention seeking bell end.
Idontevengohere
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His mouth looks like labia. Cannot stand the little shitbag.
getmeoutofhere
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It will be to help migraines though not cosmetic
Make It Stop
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If I may recap many people may not know that Pete is one of the good guys who just wants to love his kids in peace.
Sriracha_on_everything
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I didn't know there was a Peter Andre thread on here. Where to start....!
In my opinion he showed his true colours on the reality shows with Katie Price. I remember the episode where they opened their Twitter accounts, he showed his nasty side when Katie's followers quickly outnumbered his. That was shortly before the end of the marriage.
He and his wife are massive hypocrites for not allowing their two kids to be photographed but Emily is happy to use Junior and Princess to increase her profile.
I honestly don't know what she saw in him, I was horrified watching his reality show. Once he was abroad, maybe in Cyprus or Australia and she phoned him as he was preparing a BBQ. He rolled his eyes at the camera as if she was a nuisance to him. She must have been in the early stages of her first pregnancy and did sound a bit emotional. The way he used to talk to the camera in his reality shows used to make me cringe.
When the murder of George Floyd happened he did try and make it about himself saying he experienced racism in Australia, I know his family were immigrants but, I've never heard him speak out about the indigenous people of Australia.
Emily always has the same Stepford Wife expression on her face. Their fans rave about her being 'so natural and pretty'. I think she's one of those women that would look very average without long hair.
I've seen in his Instagram he often tags his manager Claire, her photos are so filtered it's hilarious
In my opinion he showed his true colours on the reality shows with Katie Price. I remember the episode where they opened their Twitter accounts, he showed his nasty side when Katie's followers quickly outnumbered his. That was shortly before the end of the marriage.
He and his wife are massive hypocrites for not allowing their two kids to be photographed but Emily is happy to use Junior and Princess to increase her profile.
I honestly don't know what she saw in him, I was horrified watching his reality show. Once he was abroad, maybe in Cyprus or Australia and she phoned him as he was preparing a BBQ. He rolled his eyes at the camera as if she was a nuisance to him. She must have been in the early stages of her first pregnancy and did sound a bit emotional. The way he used to talk to the camera in his reality shows used to make me cringe.
When the murder of George Floyd happened he did try and make it about himself saying he experienced racism in Australia, I know his family were immigrants but, I've never heard him speak out about the indigenous people of Australia.
Emily always has the same Stepford Wife expression on her face. Their fans rave about her being 'so natural and pretty'. I think she's one of those women that would look very average without long hair.
I've seen in his Instagram he often tags his manager Claire, her photos are so filtered it's hilarious
Phil Anne Throw Pee
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Just to be clear: Peter Andre is a cunt, always has been and always will be. A talentless, orange, midget, gurning CUNT, who used to dry hump Katie Price on TV and beg her for BJ's. He'd be lucky to get panto in Scunthorpes.
orangehead
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I've cut my parents out of my life entirely. They'll never love me like Peter Andre loves his children and I'm not settling for the fake, second class love other parents feel for their kids so I told them to forget it.
Affiliatemebaby
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She really is so much younger than him. But just look at how much work she’s having to do to help him manage his own emotions. What hard work.
Glad to see this thread. I once went on the KP thread to express some of my doubts about Peter and got run off pretty fast. I haven’t made that mistake again!
Glad to see this thread. I once went on the KP thread to express some of my doubts about Peter and got run off pretty fast. I haven’t made that mistake again!
Upintheair83
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There were a few scenes where he would horrible to Kate. Don't get me wrong she was no Saint either, but I found him to be just as crude, vain and as nasty as she could be, yet she always got the bad press.
I remember reading his book (I was young!
) and he describes about how Katie tasted during a sex act, and I was repulsed! God knows what his kids will think if they read that little gem back. He's got zero class. I think Emily is way to good for him.
Make It Stop
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Katie Price has her own threads you can hate on her over there. We like skating greasy Pete over here.