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Thread title thanks to @Cheddar Chalpupa Well it's September which means we are officially one step closer to a Shithole Christmas and @Kikini Bamalam's magnificent advent calendar

Thread title by @Harlot O'Scara from a comment by @MeatyCushans

Thread title nominated by @Geetbo from a comment by @50degreesnorth. I hope you two fatties are happy about that Thread 92 finally saw the return of shithole, so who knows what this one might bring

Thread title suggested by me based on a post by @CrimsonCountess You'll all be thrilled to hear this means I won't be posting Dean Gaffney's beef flute.

Thread title suggested by @cowtastrophe, drawn from the saga of the squishie and the cream carpet, which I'm sure by now somehow involves a gay husband, benefits claimants and twins. Or something. Wobble on, you fatties.

Thanks go to @BlairWaldorf86 for this delight🍆 and since you've won the thread title, your meme can also have pride of place again

New thread for all you fat povvos and your gay husbands. Thread title suggested by @CrimsonCountess Shall we place our bets on how many pages in we get before the poo troll returns? I'm saying (No.) 2.

Thanks to @FlowerOfTheEast for this gem that sums up every Mumsnetter

Thread title thanks to @Iamthebosun

Thanks to @ButtonDownTheHutches for this one:poop: Also attaching @BlairWaldorf86's mumsnet meme because it's perfect AND we've now just discovered that @Geetbo @MeatyCushans and I all share the same birthday weekend, so what better way to celebrate than with a new thread about poo🎂🍹🍻

New thread time. Can’t believe we’re on thread 85 now, we’re as bad as the salt path weirdos over there Anyway carry on you filthy purverts x

Thread title thanks to @Freda Fandango

Well you lot, I hope you're happy with yourselves because look at what you voted for the next thread title:LOL: nominated by @Harlot O'Scara Carry on purverts x

Thread title thanks to @BlairWaldorf86. Carry on you filthy purverts x

Thread title suggested by @lilykestrel (I hope I did that right!)

Thread title suggestion thanks to @LilyPond

Most liked thread title suggestion thanks to @Iamthebosun

Thread title thanks to @CrimsonCountess and nominated by @BlairWaldorf86 Carry on!

For some reason it won’t let me tag @I’mnotactuallyhere but credit for the thread title, also to @Harlot O'Scara for suggesting it

Congratulations to presumptuous newcomer @Harlot O'Scara on your first thread title ✨💐 As we head into the New Year, here is a quick reminder of mumsnets registration rules as pointed out by @bread-pitt - 3 months of pay stubs to prove your 6-figure salary - your weight/BMI to prove your...

Had a gander and this title seemed to be most liked nomination. With thanks to our D @Geetbo for the words and our D @LilyPond for the nom. Christmas is nearly here and all of mumsnet is a-quiver with righteous anger about MIL's, secret santa presents, withdrawn invites and going NC with...

Thread title as suggested by @Samf2020 Mumsnet advent calendar made by @Kikini Bamalam can be found here - https://app.myadvent.net/calendar?id=bnu0o43i90h7plnzjcr5zdjqsclb2b0m. Eye bleach can be purchased from any of your local shops that sell cleaning supplies. You have been warned

New thread time, title thanks to @ChampagneBox Kindly, you all need a reminder of Mumsnets current registration rules as compiled by @bread-pitt - 3 months of pay stubs to prove your 6-figure salary - your weight/BMI to prove your teeny-tiny figure (must be verified by three independent...

Most liked thread title suggestion by @LilyPond Had to remove the fucking from the title, which as @Geetbo said is very apt for a thread about Mumsnet because as we all know, absolutely no fucking is ever allowed under any circumstances

Credit to @FeloniousMonk for most liked nomination and to @Itchy of Itchington for the original comment