⚠Brace yerselves! ⚠ We're back in lockdown.
Stock up on vitamins, do not go out the house and wrap yersels up in bubble wrap.
Oor Sammie starts her 3 weeks intense training ra morra as an NHS Call Handler! 😲
You heard it.....3 weeks for us to get oor shit together and stay safe ma lovelies 🙏
SHAMBLES: "Emergency services is the patient breathing?"

999 CALLER: "please send ambulance quick she's hardly breathing!!!"

SHAMBLES: "sho aye. Mah chest is puuure sair annaw. Fuck mah life. Wiz gonna sty in bed the day bit a hud tae take this joab tae buy sparkles fir ma cheesecake venture and buy a mechanics toolbox fir ma mechanics venture next week."

*puffs oan her vape and swiggs from her full sugar Red Bull*
 
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Noseybonk

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Hello ma lovelies. I am normally in Mario land and not on here but I decided to come oot of ma lane and see if MR is as rough and annoying as she seems from when she pops up in Mario threads.

It’s taken over a week when I have had time, to read all 10 threads. IDKBGTK Hilariously MR is hardly on her own threads. 🤣

First three MR threads were 90% Shammi who is constantly “am no well”, on a diet and/or starting a new joab or business. Rendall selling Lumi Spa, and regularly being off her face with jaw swinging, and her skin being the colour of her hair. 🍊

Then that Glamis, who no one could love as much as she loves herself…. and her bro 🫣, and a filter! Then a name mentioned I had purposely wiped from ma mind - Sean aka Tombstone teeth. He weirded me out back in the day. 🤢😺

4th thread - new names appeared - Bruce? Big Mama? Still no idea who these are/were and if they still have an insta page. 🤷‍♀️

5th thread - old Harry Potter sorting hat face aka the misfit maw is now in the mix.

6th thread - new character unlocked, yet another where I don’t know who they are - Renovation2newbuild. Sammi got a Dan-Yell sofa. IYKYK 🙌. Misfit Maw giving it the big un, cos she has a car and is working her way round the huns. 🚗

7th thread - Sammis new bed is bigger than Mazdas whole flat. Wonky jaw shared her 1st shag song. New character appeared then vanished - Mrs B.

8th thread - I still can’t decide if Glamis is a racist, a bigot, a royalist or all plus batshit. New oddball mentioned - weeeviee2. Errrm NOPE! Life of a Wife announced she was going, but I never even knew she’d arrived. 🤷‍♀️ Sammi threw a paddy and deleted her account. 👋

9th thread - Sammi back already. Life of a wife back and reading Tattle and clout chasing immediately. Tombstone Teeth is also back to beg for freebies! WTF! 😬

10th thread - I’m still here. 🏁 Sammi is pregnant. Misfit Maw got a curly pube hairdo to go on a radio show. 👩‍🦱

MR - The swinging jaw, the mad laughing at nothing, the popped out eyes, talking about her toilet habits….. Not sure MR is fur me on a regular basis, but she’s not as bad as others, so I will keep popping on here. So Aye.

P.S. Glamis upright eyebrows shit me up! Nae debates. Mwah mwah
 
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Daydream_Believer

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So Glamis is embarrassed by the bitterness of Scotland fans toward England but not embarrassed by the sectarian and racist shite she spouts on her stories on an almost daily basis
 
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