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To the chorus of only fools and horses:

No pro-cessed food
No M-M-R
Just wooden spoon
Just too tight bra

Shein or wish
Beans in a glass
Please sub-scribe to see my assss

So Mine decided to show the bf because we were riling her up keep saying he didn't exist (Hi Mine)
How the chuff did he not run for the hills the second he heard the vile racket she makes chewing food?! She's worse than Begda, and that's saying something!
Imagine sitting round the table with that family of simpletons filming themselves....

Begda: Hi guyzzz, it's me, Sevda fwom tiktok. Mmmm this Turkish wice is so fwesh and soft. Mmm.
(Glares at Sedat)

Sedat: Yes tankyou Sevda, is nice. Very good very nice. Tank you for the bring.

Mine: Hi guyzzz. Ummm .....(glitches)

Freddie: Look guyzzz (shoves gnawed chicken bone at the camera) my teef just bit this bone in half. Mmm so good, your kids will love it. Does this chicken bone come from a parrot mummy?

Sevda: (ignores Freddie, too busy eye fucking herself in the camera and flicking her white yeasty tongue out like a lizard)

Mine: Yeah so, ummm (brain loading...)

Hairy daddy: Hi to all my oversea friends. Merrylackalashackgydrhjn. My wife's still dishing up last nights dinner hehe he. She's doing it 1 grain of rice at a time. Hehe

Mine: my bf ummm (still loading)

Hairy daddy: Love you all hehehe.

Hi Chel, seens as you blocked me on fb when you reached out then deleted my comment on your fb I thought I’d bob on here to respond to you… because you know.. you don’t view this page but someone you know does & sends you everything on here…

1 - I don’t have any family so your message to me about outing me to my family is wasted.
2 - you have my info yet continued to try get more info on me.
3- I don’t work for anyone so that’s scuppered your plan hasn’t it.
4-unblock me, I’ll send you my home address & you can meet me outside & have a chat if you like over a screenshot being sent… hit me up & I’ll gladly send it over, I’ll even make you avo on toast if you’re lucky, let me know & I’ll get some in for you… & if you’re REALLY lucky I’ll throw in an Aldi steak for you too 🫶
5 - shout out to the tattlers for hyping me & my legs up, here for it
6 - shout out to Chel, for all the messages I’ve been sent, there are some absolute corkers
7 - anything else you need or want from me Chel, give me a shout 🫶
Lastly, I don’t dislike you & I’m not insecure
You’ve created an issue over a screenshot… a literal screenshot
Thanks for the publicity it’s proper cute & I didn’t even need to pay you for the advertisement either which is absolutely great & much appreciated. Thanks again. Xxx

CrazyBaldhead said:

"Never shops sun cream".

"This best I could find for myself".


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I genuinely think you could spend 1 month teaching an ape to speak and it would have vastly superior language skills to her.

Blimey! I thought we were back on the landing of doom for a min. Legs up, juices running

How many carveries have you had today? ...

I got the job!!! Here’s some of my celebration haul - salted and black pepper
Combo mix, white chocolate cookies, Belgian biscuit selection, dark chocolate and ginger biscuits, Big Daddy pistachio, the jelly bean CHOC bar and Turkish Delight in the picture.

Also got a Waikiki melon (no Limelons this time but lots of these), Marmite pizza, Marmite mac and cheese bites, and the Green Goddess salad dressing.

Very happy. (With the job and the snacks tbf.)

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Well the therapy worked wonders, she recovered from being called 19 stone when she was a size 10/12 to think that at 19 stone she is a size 10/12.

MrAllSeeingEye said:

(Anyone got that pic of her randomly pretending to throw things into the skip?)

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Might do

Asking 480 for these beauties is madness lol (not to mention she describes them as SLIGHTLY worn!) And Louboutins had their moment in 2012

Yellow sticker galore this morning. The large macaroni cheese £1.25. Posh dogs £1.25. Soy salmon £2. Sirloin steak £2.75. Black tiger prawns £2.75

Recap from the last thread:

Our gel launched her multi million pound fashion line. Huge crowds gathered to buy her polyester tat!

She started posting with 0.5 on her socials, “sparking” rumours of a reunion and pregacy.

She went to the Toby Carvery 124568 times.

She cooked spag bol in her non toxin pans with her woodern spoon 3467 times.

Lasicknote only had 3 A&E visits / antibiotics.

She continued to wear awful shorts on TOWIE and photoshop the crap out of the pics on her Insta.

Bumhole pics still available to the highest bidder.

Dear god ..... she is behaving like she's making such a big all important sacrifice, like curing the sick, ending world poverty ... bringing much needed clean water to remote African villages

Its a fucking passport!! ...... her ` anxitaaty ` doesn't stop her from going out to eat 5 family size portions of Toby 12 times in a week in a ` packed ` restaurant .... doesn't stop her harassing the poor guys at the valeting place ... doesn't stop her launching her multi-million pound empire in a BUSY shopping centre .... going to saloons, to get hair, nail .... and toxic shit pumped into her big moon head ... go supermarket buy goose fat ..... open her trotters on the landing of doom, for random pervs .... selling ` bumhole ` ... also the way you dress, and flaunt your nearly naked blubber all over social media ... again .. does not quite tie in with someone who suffers crippling ` anxiety ` ...... ( I should know, have dealt with this for many years, due to much happening in life ... you wouldn't be able to do ANY of the above ... if this were a real issue ... your actions speak otherwise, the clue is ` crippling ` genuine anxiety ... can and does cripple you mentally ... where you dread stepping outside your front door for the smallest task .... its hell )

No BIGGGGGGGGG gurl .... none of this is true .... you don't give much of a fuck if lil la`orse wants to sunbathe in Majorca or ` Dubia ` ... what YOU want is to offer that halfwit a family jolly ..... FULLY PAID BY YOU selling BUMHOLE ... in order for him to get drunk and knock you up again ... there`s no flipping sacrifice going on here for your child, she's quite happy, content playing in the garden .... It is to SERVE YOU and YOU ONLY .... YOU have an agenda, where he is concerned, and will make sure it goes YOUR way .... manipulation at its finest

Last time I checked ....... being a lazy ... work shy ... grifting, freeloading .... greedy ... entitled ... CUNT .... has not yet been recognised as a genuine condition

It's already started, hope he brought elasticated clothes

I can’t stand all the hahahaha from hairy daddy

First day of the week out of the way hahahahaha
Monday went quick and was cold hahahahahaha
My wife didn't want any chicken wings hahahaha
Nice yesterday and nice today (pizza) hahahahaha
Chicken wings are nice hahahahaha
That is lovely hahahaha
6 and a half miles cycling hahahahaha
Ela loved her presents hahahahaha
Lovely busy day yesterday yesterday hahahahahaha

Jesus Christ, I wanted to smash my phone . If he was my husband I would be in jail by now for stabbing him in his sleep

Jujujulia95 said:

By 'these', does she mean airplanes? And by thick white lines does she mean the water vapor? She explores her surroundings like she's six, but unlike a six year old, she immediately assumes some sinister conspiracy rather than trying to understand physics.


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Big silver bird fly over my house. Wot hapnin.

What in the bridgerton is this?!!

Many moons ago .... In my early 30`s .... I thought my boobs were too big, it became an obsession, looking back on photos now, they were large but not in excess, however in my mind, they had to go, in all truth it was my mental health that was the issue, not my boobs, which any page 3 girl would have been proud to show off ... doc sent me to a surgeon, this was when the NHS did this for free, surgeon told me lose at least 2 stone, I was curvy, not obese .... but he said, it would be safer for me, he also warned on what could go wrong, a long list ( which I ignored ... I wanted smaller boobs, couldnt think beyond that ) ... I went away lost over 2 stone, went back ... in the waiting room, I got chatting to a woman ... she had the reduction and ended up with serious infection after infection, losing her nipples, so forth .... she warned me .... don't do this, it is not worth it ... Im going through hell, because everything that they warn you about with this surgery, happened to me, I'm constantly at the hospital ... my boobs, health are a mess, I wish i'd never gone down this path ... I will need years of treatment ..... I went in saw the surgeon and told him, I had changed my mind ... and he was fine with that ..... looking back now, it was sheer madness, I had two children at home .... was always quite healthy, but was willing to put my life at risk for a fixed obsession, with boobs that were absolutely fine ... this fool would be better losing a few stones ... going weight watchers ..... walking around the block for exercise .... staying around for her child, instead of chasing this ` fame obsession ` which she is failing at every corner .... get a proper job, and stop with something that will never be ... she was kind of famous 20 odd yrs ago, on a crap show ... for all of 5 mins ..... in her thick head, she will be slim and in demand for modelling jobs, that will pay thousands again .... its pure delusion ..... spending money on a good therapist would be better spent ...... Im older now, much wiser, and if free surgery were offered to me now, I would refuse ... I have accepted at 57, this is me, and work with what I have .... I am fine the way I am

The amount of photoshopping in this picture is criminal. She's made herself and LaSonia unrecognisable. Even photoshopped a smile on LaSonia's face again.