How a trip to the park would go for 99% of parents “mummy can I take my shoes off PLEASE”
Us : “no darling it’s cold and there could be glass on the floor”
Child “okay mummy” get on with our trip
how a park trip goes with the conways
Roma “Mummy take my shoes off!”
kerry “okay romi roo roo, would you like to lick the equipment too? Ok go ahead darling anything for a quite life so I can drink my cwofee in peace, if your sisters are annoying you just punch them in the face”
Roma “fuck off mum”
Kerry “okay roo thank you!”