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A lovely couple! Congrats to them!!

Can influencers stop referring to their accountants as “staff”. They are not your staff. You are THEIR clients. Get outta here with your fake CFO shit!

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I don’t know why any normal person would want to take life advice from a YouTube influencer. Earning 6 figures by 25, house purchased oN hEr oWn by 28 and now renovating her 3-bed bungalow with her partner of 3 years (and had to get it in there - never went to college)…like what underemployed, statistically carrying heavy debt, will mostly likely be renting for the rest of their life, doesn’t receive overpriced beauty stuff for free or vouchers for ugly ass Fendi shoes from brands 30-something wants to hear about that just to be told “it gets better as long as you mAniFeSt and LeT mE LiVe”.

When I hear shit like this (as a 35 year old), I’m just reminded of how vapid the influencer life actually is and how “right place, right time” that whole industry was.

sorrahabera said:

Omg we get it you think you are tiny, it doesn’t have ANYTHING to do with the fact that he is just very tall
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Is that a label hanging by her legs?

This thread has 31 pages in two years. Calm down Sue, the tattlers don’t care about you boo.

Suzie, breathe girlie

Tom_Nook said:

2 hauls in a week.... not sure I'll be watching as it makes me uncomfortable how much stuff she's buying and it's just

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Created this account because I got so curious (and disgusted) about her spending habits and added up everything she's bought in her last 8 videos. That's a month's worth of vids; also, it's super bloody pathetic that she's bought something in every single one of her last 8 vids.

Not including the Dior saddle bag (£2.8k), she's spent almost £2.9k on 72 items! In ONE month. Based on her comments, she kept about £1.8k (40-ish items), which means she's added £4.6k of clothing, shoes and accs into her wardrobe just for spring and summer...so far, because we know she'll be adding more.

She'll have returned 30-odd items (£1.1k), which may or may not go back online to sell. She also apparently bought 1 item twice or featured it twice.

Mind you, I didn't even include her hauls from Karen Millen (gifted), Farfetch (gifted) and Bicester Village (assumed gifted since I know BV give vouchers/credit) – Those were worth almost £4.9k for 15 items.

So if you add up what she kept and her gifted crap, that's almost TEN THOUSAND £ IN ONE MONTH. But she has to be careful with what she spends on an upcoming reno. As someone who used to have a shopping addiction, but has now switched to consuming less and avoiding buying new, I find it absolutely OBSCENE. And don't get me started on influencers going on about how hauls are part of their job and they do it so they can show you how to style new-in pieces; it's a totally feeble attempt at justifying a really horrible problem. If you're buying crap and sending back crap, then you're full of crap, full stop.

How can she say 'I hate October' when she built a whole brand upon October for like a decade and used to rinse the shit out of it being October up until literally a year ago? Two? ffs

It baffles me too that she said “I didn’t ask for much for my birthday this year” like… you’re a 31 year old homeowner with a luxury car and a bag collection worth more people’s annual salary, why would you be asking your loved ones for birthday gifts wtf

Littlemisadoughnut said:

I think the thing with Suze is that she has a wide frame. So even when she's lost a lot of weight, her bone structure is bigger... So she's never going to be a size 4 and look emaciated. However her rapid weight loss and noticeable obsession with her size are still concerning, and she is probably in more danger than she looks.

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Thank you for this. Not trying to target anyone specifically who’s commented in the thread here but from a few of the things I’ve read I want to say to everyone please be considerate that other people with EDs (and Suzie herself most likely) will be reading your comments, and the idea that she “isn’t really that skinny compared to me” is irrelevant to an eating disorder, as they are deadly at any weight. Secondly it’s going to trigger someone and push them to starve themselves more in order to be viewed as “valid”. People who aren’t underweight die of eating disorders all the time. Anorexia Nervosa, Bulimia and Binge Eating Disorder (no idea what her exact diagnosis is of course) have the highest mortality rate of any mental health problem.

I don’t like the girl (she wasn't nice to me when I met her) but that doesn’t mean I’m going to withhold sensitivity to a very serious mental health problem.

Sorry but claims she cant afford the extension herself so Ryan is paying towards it but she's buying bloody designer bags every month. Ryan you have been played my friend!

I can't watch most of her content any more so I just watched a couple of clips...

Imagine dropping an unplanned 4k on ANYTHING! (Imagine having 4k!). Also, most impractical bag for UK weather ever!? It's fabric with an open top.... it looks like a dust bag.

Don't forget to spray perfume on your overpriced costume jewellery everyone! It'll really 'elevate your outfit' which is the new favourite phrase.

Saying people who sit at the front of the cinema are red flag people. Or y'know people with accessibility needs, people who might need access to the toilet easily, people who can't walk up too many stairs..... even when she's trying to be funny she's so ignorant.

So was the pregnancy her very good reason for not having a fringe?

"i haven't had a great coat in like 5 years"

um what about the 12 different coats you got last fall/winter that you couldn't stop gushing over? wtf is wrong with this woman

For someone who claims to be so unbothered, she really seems bothered by this one

"I had a very good reason for it going."

It's a fringe, not a cancerous growth.

poopettemetis said:

Normal people: puffer vest/down vest
Suze: body warmer

I can’t. She’s such a dimwit.

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Ahhh quite common to call them bodywarmers in southern UK not to defend her, but I call them this and so do most people I know!

Eat My Shorts said:

In your delusional dreams, snoozles

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Maybe if Blair looked like an overly tanned divorced British soccer mum in her mid 40s.

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I think the reason why she's so boring and talks for ages without actually saying much is because her world must be quite small and choosing her outfit and mulling over which terrible Zara body to wear is a big part of her day!? She makes getting dressed into a long ordeal when, in reality, most of us just open the wardrobe and wear whatever is clean and appropriate for the day ahead. Maybe she's really passionate about fast fashion, maybe it's some kind of hobby, but if I had the spare time and money to put that much thought into my clothes... I still think I'd rather put the energy into something else.

The awful reels are hilarious but where is she going to wear all this stuff!? It's freezing outside most of the time in the UK. Imagine her on her daily walk in some of these getups. I know its nice to make an effort, but..... I don't get it.

Also, do these influencers know that they can wear clothes from last Spring? Just because it's a new season/ new year doesn't mean you have to buy more shit. what happened to the clothes from last Spring? She could even make a video styling outfits from clothes (sorry, 'pieces') she already has.