Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiinnnng Ev-er-y-bo-dy!!!!!!
Hope everyone’s doing ok.
Today I’m out doing my neat up 24/7 hitting my steps cos it’s a KPI of being Diren’s secret girlfriend.
I’m going to rant for a little bit about the first thing that comes in my head to make me sound more polarising, then I might answer some questions about pre and post natal, not that I’m qualified in that; but it makes me appear specialised and knowledgeable.
I’ll hit you up with some scrunch face photos to show I don’t care about makeup, then pop outside on my porch for some daily sun damage.
Maybe a thirsty bikini pic if you’re lucky (doesn’t matter if you don’t think I’m hot, I think I’m hot and I’ll remind you of my utterly amazing self confidence)
If you’re lucky I’ll do a singing Disney rendition with a hairbrush in the lounge to show just how happy and carefree I am.
Hopefully I’ll have time for a mirror selfie at the gym to highlight my thighs, Diren likes me a bit thick..
Later I’ll put some dept store clothes on and tag them, not that I’m sponsored, just incase you’re wondering how I got to looking so fucking fabulous out of my workout gear.
Throw in a Dyson hair story or 20 and my work day is done!!!
I’ll tag a few influencer mates on my afternoon out, and come home to bed.
Repeat up 24/7.
Hope everyone’s doing ok.
Today I’m out doing my neat up 24/7 hitting my steps cos it’s a KPI of being Diren’s secret girlfriend.
I’m going to rant for a little bit about the first thing that comes in my head to make me sound more polarising, then I might answer some questions about pre and post natal, not that I’m qualified in that; but it makes me appear specialised and knowledgeable.
I’ll hit you up with some scrunch face photos to show I don’t care about makeup, then pop outside on my porch for some daily sun damage.
Maybe a thirsty bikini pic if you’re lucky (doesn’t matter if you don’t think I’m hot, I think I’m hot and I’ll remind you of my utterly amazing self confidence)
If you’re lucky I’ll do a singing Disney rendition with a hairbrush in the lounge to show just how happy and carefree I am.
Hopefully I’ll have time for a mirror selfie at the gym to highlight my thighs, Diren likes me a bit thick..
Later I’ll put some dept store clothes on and tag them, not that I’m sponsored, just incase you’re wondering how I got to looking so fucking fabulous out of my workout gear.
Throw in a Dyson hair story or 20 and my work day is done!!!
I’ll tag a few influencer mates on my afternoon out, and come home to bed.
Repeat up 24/7.