Louiselb

Member
Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiinnnng Ev-er-y-bo-dy!!!!!!

Hope everyone’s doing ok.

Today I’m out doing my neat up 24/7 hitting my steps cos it’s a KPI of being Diren’s secret girlfriend.

I’m going to rant for a little bit about the first thing that comes in my head to make me sound more polarising, then I might answer some questions about pre and post natal, not that I’m qualified in that; but it makes me appear specialised and knowledgeable.

I’ll hit you up with some scrunch face photos to show I don’t care about makeup, then pop outside on my porch for some daily sun damage.

Maybe a thirsty bikini pic if you’re lucky (doesn’t matter if you don’t think I’m hot, I think I’m hot and I’ll remind you of my utterly amazing self confidence)

If you’re lucky I’ll do a singing Disney rendition with a hairbrush in the lounge to show just how happy and carefree I am.

Hopefully I’ll have time for a mirror selfie at the gym to highlight my thighs, Diren likes me a bit thick..

Later I’ll put some dept store clothes on and tag them, not that I’m sponsored, just incase you’re wondering how I got to looking so fucking fabulous out of my workout gear.

Throw in a Dyson hair story or 20 and my work day is done!!!

I’ll tag a few influencer mates on my afternoon out, and come home to bed.

Repeat up 24/7.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 44
Hi all. I’m new to this forum. I had to join because I needed to vent about the “lady” this thread mentions. She goes on about mental health and how her inbox is always open for anyone who needs it. Well. I asked her one day how she stayed so happy, I was having a bad day, recently left my abusive partner.
She sent me a dm back telling me to go away, I need therapy and how dare I message someone I don’t know about the context of my message. I was absolutely distraught. My intention was to never cause any bad feeling. She’s not what she makes herself out to be and I’ve lost all respect for her. That stupid smile scrunching her nose and sticking her tongue out is childish and she’s so very disrespectful.
sorry for long post but that felt good to get off my chest!
 
  • Wow
  • Like
  • Angry
Reactions: 29

Louiselb

Member
I’m laughing, she reads here 😂... she blocked me (well played fliss) “remember that troll that said I should say something other than “mooooorning” different person but hey same sentiment. You’re annoying AF.

Babe. Fliss. Here’s a FACT. Your “boyfriend” directly asked to sleep with me while he was away. I turned him down cos eewwww no. And he was cooked. So, maybe be less irritating and mature and he wouldn’t go after women who.. well.. are.. put on their makeup and look after themselves and act their age.

Good chat.
 
  • Wow
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 28

DaisyDaisy87

VIP Member
Awww don’t shoot me down but I have to say it’s refreshingly nice and rare to hear an ‘influencer’ actually being positive about their birth. She actually looks great and really happy and I can’t help but feel pleased for her 🙈

I’m sure this will change after 91838429 TikTok’s involving the baby.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 26

Slimem

Active member
I can’t believe she just said ‘I’m back at the Lappy T’ instead of laptop.

Its made me feel a bit violent.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Sick
Reactions: 26

Londoncailín

VIP Member
I am echoing the above posts. I've been contributing to Fliss’s threads from day one, and I find her super irritating, but I am very pleased for her. She seems genuinely happy with big Cheeseman and baby cheeseman. It makes me even happier for her now that Dirat appears to have zero clue which direction he's going in. Is he a poundland James Smith or wannabe Andrew Tate or Olima’s shadow?
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 25

LeslieKnope

Active member
Oh my gosh, her incessant ‘it’s been so long since I travelled/went to an airport/saw the sun’ is infuriating. She went away last summer (more than once if I remember correctly?). She was in Bali for several months at the start of 2020.

Read the room Fliss... some of us haven’t been away for far longer due to our life commitments, and won’t be travelling at all this year. Some of us have slogged as key workers throughout the pandemic. I maintain she is completely tone deaf and that’s why her following hasn’t significantly grown.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 24

JEndontgetoutmuch

Active member
She won’t share the location incase a stampede of fans with bottles of factor 50 come bursting through the doors, covering her head to toe with thick anti tan lotion. The panic must be real for her. #thoughtsandprayers
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 24

Member

VIP Member
Why can I not escape this girl?!?! Catching up on a podcast from last week and who’s voice do I bloody hear?! She’s only sent a voice note in with a rant about everyone wanting to touch her ‘quite visible’ baby bump 🤦🏻‍♀️ Apparently a woman who she has never spoken to before came up to her in the gym and just put her hand on her bump. Felicity lifted her arm off her and asked what she is doing and to at least ask if she wants to touch her 🙄

I highly doubt a stranger is going to just walk up to someone and touch them without even saying a word! It’s a bit like the stories of being beeped at everytime she steps out of the door 😴
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Angry
Reactions: 24

lexipro

Active member
79B41649-95A2-4E04-9800-EC2248629702.jpeg
1B74E6AC-9DC9-4421-9D15-0323C794CF84.jpeg

B89FD494-6411-43FC-BEC6-A35E1ED91305.jpeg

Found Felicity Smithers Dad’s Insta, looks like he has met Chris once .....at least back in March! Although Chris’s looks like a teenager of course the cheeseman shops at Superdry. Also found the Sister Charlotte. In Charlotte’s gram she only posts content about a Hamster ..... fucking legend, we have all been following the wrong SMITHERS her content is wayyyyyyy better than Felicity. I would love Charlotte to come here and post the gossip about their sisterly feud. I can’t even begin to imagine what it was like growing up in the same house as Felicity Rosina (SMITHERS)
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 22

Clariecakes

Chatty Member
‘I’m not telling you my due date so don’t ask’

‘Crazy to think this might be my last weekend with bean in the bump’ or words to that effect.

Please fuck off Smithers.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 22

Stixandstones

Well-known member
Rosina is her middle name and SMITHERS is her surname. She just hates it and never uses it.

I guess Smithers isn’t exotic enough to match her Dutch ancestry.

Cheeseman is cool in comparison to her actual surname ... SMITHERS
The way you write Smithers in capitals every time is making me legitimately laugh out loud 🤣
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 22

Kathykit

Active member
She is a world class moaner. Every day its, 'where is the sun?' Then it's.. 'ohmygod it's so hot, I moved to a flat with a stone floor so I could cool down' (and then proceeds to be baffled that her floor is hot when the sun has been shining on it)

What.


Then she moans about every single possible human interaction she has. Today it was the council, usually its the post office, or delivery drivers, or people that 'smell' using the gym.

And don't get me started on her fucking 'wah wah' about catcalls .... literally the only thing I heard that man call out was 'gorgeous' ... people that whinge about catcalls on insta stories are a joke. It's such a bandwagon and it's such a 'oh look at me I'm so attractive I get people shouting things at me on the street, I'm not even wearing anything bad' *quick camera pan across whole body with little pink shorts and tight vest on*
.. oh fuck off!


And to clarify not for one second am I alluding at victim blaming for clothes choices but these sodding instagrammers are literally doing it for bait and content.


She. Drives. Me. Fucking. Mad.


I havent even watched her stories in weeks and today I did and bam. Triggered all over again. 😆😂
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 21