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Congratulations Loreen. You've ruined my night completely. Enjoy the win. I hope it makes you very happy. God, what a sad little life Loreen.

I’m sorry, but my main take on bus evening - before I pass out in a pool of my own Havana Club vomit - is that actual Australia can actually go actually fuck themselves, the rude; tasteless and pretentious bastards.

There is story on the DM saying people are complaining that Sam Ryder upstaged Mae Muller. He’d upstage most people IMO as he is ridiculously talented and an amazing live performer, they found someone really special when they found him. I don’t think he upstaged her at all. It’s hardly his fault that she can’t sing.

Hearing Sam singing again makes me sad that our entry this year was so poor… it’s like we went 2 steps forward last year and gone 10 back in our approach this year

Also, 12-points from lovely France and Germany - who both deserved a much better result tonight - well, all you Brexit loving, EU hating twats can go shove that up your arses. Thank you, Europe! My EU citizen of another half was promised an epic shag if the UK finished in the top 5 so I’m off to deliver. Tally Ho!

It’s worth remembering that Sam won the jury vote, and still did amazing in the public vote . Yes Ukraine got more public votes than they may have done in another year , but it’s still a decent enough Eurovision song . The whole point of Eurovision was to unify European countries after war, so it seems fitting that Ukraine have won

Are there any petitions I can sign or organisations I can write to to make sure Amanda Fucking Holden is not allowed anywhere near Eurovision ever again?

I mean what an absolute cringefest, the ridiculous outfit, the embarassing attempt at Dutch and then her crass joke about languages, topped off with full cringe "I'm Amanda Holden". Just fuck right off you talentless cowbag.

Last year we got 0. This year we came SECOND. Foreigners like us again!
A bloody pop singer has done more for this country’s image than anyone else for flipping years.

My favorite moment was when France gave United kingdom 12 points but United kingdom had no idea because they didn't know what "United kingdom" translates to in french. Completely understandable though as it haven't been said in Eurovision for 25 years.