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Well well well look what we have here. Best $15 spent. Public register states she has been bankrupt since 29th December. She probably got approval to leave for Bali but chances of her travelling again are slim to none

pink_mountain said:

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New thread title- Crispy got no resbonbilities, only a lot of liabilities

I can buy myself flours,
I can wank my own dick,
Inject steroids for hours,
Type things you won’t understand

I want to compile a dossier on this terrible influence of an influencer, but in short -
Began Youtube career as a Sarah’s Day imitator, completely copied the aesthetic and lifestyle

Sold coaching programs to ED-sufferers, despite being clearly still anorexic herself

Wrote an IBS-recovery ebook which she sells for around $80.00, full of spelling mistakes and misinformation - no consultations with scientists or doctors

Waffles between saying she had Anorexia AND IBS, says her ED was just IBS, to sell her ebook. Has not had a menstural period for years as mentioned in her videos.

Was publically dumped by Maurice Salib so he could go on as a contestant for Australia Love Island, sold her story to tabloids about being dumped, despite it being well known fact she was sleeping around the shire

Got sponsored bolt-on titties, frequent botox, has overinflated her lips to look like a prolapsed anus - despite preaching an eco-friendly, health and wellness, organic, balanced, former-vegan lifestyle
Sells her own supplements - which again were not developed by scientists - just a naturopath
Is a frightening monster now thanks to her steroid use - her voice has dramatically deepened and rapid muscle gain due to doping

Will continue, and include many before and after photos

As a fellow coastie turned Sydneysider we have some mutuals so there is plenty more I can get into!

sezzyscammer said:

I want to compile a dossier on this terrible influence of an influencer, but in short -
Began Youtube career as a Sarah’s Day imitator, completely copied the aesthetic and lifestyle

Sold coaching programs to ED-sufferers, despite being clearly still anorexic herself

Wrote an IBS-recovery ebook which she sells for around $80.00, full of spelling mistakes and misinformation - no consultations with scientists or doctors

Waffles between saying she had Anorexia AND IBS, says her ED was just IBS, to sell her ebook. Has not had a menstural period for years as mentioned in her videos.

Was publically dumped by Maurice Salib so he could go on as a contestant for Australia Love Island, sold her story to tabloids about being dumped, despite it being well known fact she was sleeping around the shire

Got sponsored bolt-on titties, frequent botox, has overinflated her lips to look like a prolapsed anus - despite preaching an eco-friendly, health and wellness, organic, balanced, former-vegan lifestyle
Sells her own supplements - which again were not developed by scientists - just a naturopath
Is a frightening monster now thanks to her steroid use - her voice has dramatically deepened and rapid muscle gain due to doping

Will continue, and include many before and after photos

As a fellow coastie turned Sydneysider we have some mutuals so there is plenty more I can get into!

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Ooooh I am so down for the inside gossip!!!

I started following Christie at the time of the whole Love Island fiasco- because I love draaaamaaaaaa And my first impression was that she seemed very very dumb, but quite ‘successful’ (influenza context), was a total SD copycat, and still at that stage not full blown whacko.

I never would have guessed about the roid usage as I don’t know much about that- but it makes so much sense- she said only yesterday that so many followers have commented that her voice is getting deeper. And her meathead ding dong bf is built like a brick shithouse so it all makes sense.
Her whole trip is exercising and eating / living a balanced life but.... she’s had her tits done, her lips are almost as hilariously way too oversized as her eyelashes, she’s had a jaw definition something or other done, she has hair extensions, and now with steroid use added in..... she’s peddling WHAT to young women??? And selling a “here’s my supplement that cures everything” on top of everything is just eewww.
Im no prude, I love to dress up and look sexy if I’m going to a club or a party (when that was a thing) but the outfits she wears out to dinner are just revolting. She wears basically underwear with her boobs hanging out- I don’t want to see that while I’m eating. It’s so inappropriate but it’s not even so much that it’s slutty- coz slutty is fine in the right environment. My issue is SHE IS A MASSIVE BOGAN WHO THINKS SHE’S STYLISH

kaaa2 said:

Why do any brands wanna work with her!!! It makes me so mad

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I sent her story to Emma Mattress and said this is what happens when you give free stuff to ungrateful influenzers. They replied and said that they would pass it onto the marketing team for investigation. Hopefully Crusty gets pulled from their grifters list and is somehow in breach of her contract with them

P&G Kitty Cat said:

It’s the bacne for me 🥲 brothers got pimples alllllll over his back.

look at the side effects for the men and women. Interesting to note, the acne and hair loss in men (old mate went to turkey to get new hair) and for women, deeper voice and loss of period.
Also explains why people call her a man, due to the clitoris growing larger..
lol. We see you and we hear you

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Normally I just scroll and lurk but you got me curious if she is growing a little clit Willy and alas she is

Interesting…

blacktigertears said:

Listen, TBH a lot of people use coke these days. Especially where I’m from. I’m not really surprised. There is a massssssive scene for that drug atm... not surprised. As well as MDMA shall I add. For her age I’m not shocked.


The only surprise I am shocked by ATM is the steroid use from her. I thought she was better than that...

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No shame in it, live yo life, make yo choices, but there is big shame portraying image of pure health, “clean eating”, organic everything, vegan/ex vegan, but also filling your face with chemicals and botulim toxin, Injecting steroids and snorting cocaine and dropping molly... It’s the lying/mixed messages for me

Just like with Sarah’s Day if they weren’t so preachy about their lifestyle we would not be so critical of the frequent times they contradict themselves or blatantly do the wrong thing

First ever tattle post! I’m in bali atm and she is at the same beach club as us, in the bed opposite. Watching her make the staff take insta photos for her has made my day

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It was $500 per tooth, 10 upper, 10 lower, so $10,000 for her, $20,000 all up including Meathead's new set.

She would have been better off using the funds towards a vaginoplasty - then she could donate her peen to enhance Meathead's micro-peen.

shaaanxosucks said:

Her eyelashes look absolutely fucking feral

also lol crusty we all know you do it for views because not a single person pity’s you babe

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She likes to keep it raw and real? LOL how about address your bankruptcy, how about don’t lie about going to court and pretend you went food shopping, how about keep it real and raw about the steroids you’re taking, the IBS you apparently cured that you now mysteriously have again or even your whole ugly ass image? It’s all FAKE. More fake than her cupboard of ‘designer’ shit

More cheating allegations

Saw this on tik tok

So a close friend of mine works for Bunnings on the central coast.

Mumma swadling is already banned from one Bunnings so she’s moved onto another but the Bunnings have a system where they can see who is banned from where.

She was caught shoplifting again last week.. and claimed that she accidentally forgot to pay for the random shit she stole so now she is banned australia wide hahaha

instalurker91 said:

Discuss….

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Beacuse in your city it's known that you're bankrupt and your mum shoplifts from priceline?

P&G Kitty Cat said:

Not going to lie, I wear sunnies all day because I’m quite sensitive to light and noise (adhd here) so she might be the same

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Fellow coastie here actually know Christie from school. She doesn’t have adhd. I’d love to see a diagnosis from a dr. She’s a compulsive liar. It runs in her family.
Her mum is banned from just about every shop up here because she shop lifts. Her dads an alcoholic.
She is no role model or ‘influence’ to anyone. She needs to be cancelled

I'm so glad I found this forum! You are my people! I can't stand this dick growing bogan.

OML I’m all caught up now.
I cannot fathom a bankrupt influencer actually hilarious. The laxatives and the bumping peepees absolutely took me out I literally can’t. I had forgotten all about CrustyChristie until I was scrolling on tik tok and the outspoken ladies had mentioned someone on tattle paid $15 to get the goss (I love you SO MUCH FOR THAT)
nice they mentioned tattle for once- I was reading the comments and they all seem to say “why do people care” ect….
UM ???? Because she FLAUNTS her WEALTH on her FAKE ASS social media ?! I think it’s actually hilarious and props to you for taking one for the team. When do we think she’s going to address this 🫢

The tattlers have proven again Time and time again that we always find the truth. Happy to be back but long time no tattle- are we not allowed to swear ? I’ve noticed a lot of people saying bleep!



Christie Swadling number 3, flaps out wafting in the breeze!