Jelly Bean

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How is him eating extremely well supporting Hannah with her breastfeeding?
I genuinely am baffled by this nonsense.
 
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Callan

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It's wild how it took the birth of his own child to notice that women in general are indeed incredible. I think he's seen females as basically sex toys his whole life.
 
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LolitaBlah

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I have some serious questions. How far is the delivery room from a gym? Do they have a treadmill at the hospital? can this one still lift weights once her water breaks? can she do at least some squats between contractions? if God forbids she needs to do an emergency c-section, can Forky still make it in time for his evening run? How many calories deficit is allowed once this one starts breastfeeding? How soon after birth can we start planning for a second surprise baby boy? Thank you.
 
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ItsMeMartha

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Who volunteers to explain to him that his physique was not altered by carrying and birthing a child. I don’t think he understands how having babies works 🙄

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Grapefruits712

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Can you imagine having Bradley present to you in a corporate setting? My colleagues and I would be cackling at the “thank’s” typo alone… I can’t imagine the rest of the slide deck!
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nastynastya

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OMG can you imagine the level of narcissism :oops: your partner gave birth and yet still you manage to make it about YOUR body :oops:
 
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Callan

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I dont understand how having a newborn would have any negative side effects on his body. The past year he acted like he was the one who was pregnant and I see it still continues.
 
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StillLucilleBluth

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I feel like at this point it’s now extremely obvious he has a verrrrry disordered relationship with food, eating and exercise. It’s like the stress of the war and having a baby has massively ratcheted it up for him. But instead of getting help, he decides to project it onto his thousands of followers by spewing out this pseudoscience bullshit day in day out.
 
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Shutterbug99

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At the time of the pregnancy announcement, they had known each other for twelve months and she was already almost five months pregnant. He's now saying they both took fertility supplements for three months prior to trying for this very much planned baby. So they decided to start trying for a baby after knowing each other for four months. Wow!
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He does read here. He gives us a shout out on his stories every so often, although he hasn't yet said if he likes his nickname.
 
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Onetwofour

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Expats like him being more nationalists than Emiratis is funny. They will never be fully integrated citizen in this country and in case of any financial setback they will be throw out of the country. As for retiring here as a foreigner, that's quite difficult. Will they come back in the UK for retirement to enjoy free NHS that didn't contribute for decades?

It's also the same that complain there is no freedom anymore in Europe but happily comply with the strict censorship in place in the UAE. They cannot express publicly any negative remark towards the UAE or any of their citizens or companies. Right now they can only share official information from the government concerning the conflict and what's happening in the UAE. As for the high level of safety in the UAE it is only achieved through high level of surveillance, so much freedom. And this safety is not extended to migrant workers from the Globat South. People like him should try to be an east african woman trafficked to Dubai for prostitution. Police won't care.

Also people like him might enjoy privileges compared to workers from the Global South but if they have conflict with any emirati citizen, neither the justice or the police will take their side even if they are not at fault.
 
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oshare

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My favourite is the one asking him what to do as they live on their own in Dubai and are nervous with what's going on. His advice - join a fitness club 😂
Maybe he thinks with his superior fitness level he'll be able to outrun a missile?
 
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Rosie34567-2

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I'm PISSED that he keeps tabs on how much Hannah's exercising during pregnancy. God forbid she gains any weight or her body changes, right? And it really speaks to how he views her: an incubator.

Plus it has a misogynistic undertone of "See? Women are just hysterical and overreacting, childbirth and pregnancy are not a big deal." It's like he's mansplaining the female body and downplaying everything. As if it's the woman's fault if she can't do 100 lunges at 36 weeks pregnant or has any complications.
 
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Callan

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He obviously asked himself this question. First because I refuse to believe anyone would want skincare “advise” from a wrinkled thumb who looks 10 years older than he is, but also because the grammar mistake in the question gives him away.

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Ahaha who is he kidding... he looks like he washes his face with a Guinness and then rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun.
 
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kittenseer

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Doesn’t give a shit about children dying, main thing is that he’s super calm, drinking his take out coffee as normal and most importantly Hannah is still hitting the gym 37 weeks pregnant. If I was about to have a baby while there are missiles hitting the city I was living in I would be pretty scared but guess that’s just me.
 
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