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i just can’t get behind the excitement
obviously I’m glad the kid is doing well,
despite having the head of a 3 month old Boris.

lalalanded said:

Anyone wondering if his children attended??

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They’d probably exceed the 30 people attendance limit

The Nicholas part of his name is after the 2 Doctors who "saved Boris's life" I gather, I wonder if the same doctors would have this priviledge if their names were Wayne or Gary?

New thread for the man that's looking more and more like a ghost with each day. Will he still be able to cast a shadow come Christmas?

Sometimes you get exactly what you want in life, then find it a living hell that you can't wait to worm out of.



I bet Theresa May wakes up every day with a spring in her step

I still can't get my head around why so many women seem to want to shag Boris? Carrie is young and pretty and could have had anyone else, why him? It really baffles me and with his track record as well.

I thought the pic was Carrie with Boris in a headlock

sorry.....totally not sorry.
not even a little bit.

Just checking in to let you all know I still think boris is a cunt

Gem74 said:

Ahh I’m going to wish them well!
Love the name Wilfred and he’s certainly got his dads hair. Affairs? Bah! Who cares? Monogamy’s not for all. (Just my opinion, don’t shoot me!)

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I absolutely agree it’s not!!!

But then don’t get married and shag around behind your wife’s back multiple times!!!

you don’t have to be Monogamous,
but at least let your partner in on that plan!!

Yel said:

New thread for the man that's looking more and more like a ghost with each day. Will he still be able to cast a shadow come Christmas?

Sometimes you get exactly what you want in life, then find that goal a living hell that you can't wait to worm out of.

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I bet Theresa May wakes up every day with a spring in her step

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Love it!! I doubt very much he does regrets or self-reflection but I do hope Mrs May is laughing like a drain right now (can't stand her but the right wing loonies in her party really did a number on her when I genuinely thought she was trying her best).

I don’t think Boris had an affair whilst he was married....

he had multiple.
no self respecting woman would touch him, let alone have a kid with him.

Boris is filth. I can't help but think of his daughter Stephanie at this time. She is old enough now (11) to see and understand what is going on in the media. Even at that age, you cannot avoid the news. Boris went as far as taking Stephanie's mother to court to relinquish responsibility and a relationship with his child. Now, Stephanie will see that same man playing happy families with his newest son, whilst he has wanted nothing to do with her since birth.

Lilliepad said:

Is this Christmas party thing going to be the end of him? If he does magically go, who would replace him?
Days like this I wish Kier wasn’t a secret Tory.

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I'm no Royalist, but SKS made a good point about leadership, when he said that The Queen sat there on her own at her husband of 74 years' funeral, because leadership means following the rules, no matter who you are, and he just obfuscates and bumbles and lies his way out of it at every turn.

KINGAA said:

Does his sex life really effect his job though, it’s no ones business what goes on really... It’s no different to our co-workers / bosses, it doesn’t change how they work what they do at home.

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no he’s shit at his job regardless of who he’s shagging behind who’s back,
you’re right.

I was a bit freaked out by the photo of the baby as he has a lot of hair and looks like Boris. I thought it was a photoshopped pic of her cuddling Boris instead of the baby!

Gym&Tonic said:

One of his Mumsnet conquests claimed she’d never have shagged him if she’d known he was a Tory

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I live in Buckinghamshire, If I hadn't shagged tories, I'd have had no sex at all!!

I certainly don’t want his sex life to be any of my business....
BUT
As has already been stated widely online....it would be a different story if our PM was a woman who shagged about and had an undetermined number of kids scattered about the place.
I doubt she would have ever got the job in the first place.

Wilfred Johnson.

Willy Johnson.

no matter how immature it shows me to be, it gave me a giggle.