Greencatfysh

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Wayne and Waynetta on vacay. Make it stop.
Don’t, they’re SOOOO IN LOVE! Their story is so romantic don’t you think? Their eyes met across the kitchen in Spoons where robbo was on her 9th hour as potwash. Rob’s stomach brushed up against the bar as he gazed at her. Her wedding ring glinted in the kitchen lights and her 10month post-partum stomach filled with butterflies. They had to have eachother/more babies to add to the haven holiday caravan!
 
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JayS

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Thread suggestion: Robbos on the wine, posing in underwear online, soon it'll be baby daddy no. 9
 
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Fineapple

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Surprised she’s not still doing those #postpartum posts.

Imagine Mason’s 18th birthday. He’s pale and riddled with rickets because he’s only left the house 3 times in his entire life (for the gram). He’s drinking his lager in a baby bottle because he was never weaned. Wetherspoons is decked out with people for his party and a giant M&S cake is displayed in the centre (yellow sticker still on). Chicken man is wearing his party vest with extra udder. There’s an array of men present from varying positions of Wetherspoons management, all having been seduced by Yobbo and roped into eternal fatherhood.
Yobbo sits in the corner, posting bobbing moon head boomerangs and ignoring everyone while she drinks a bottle of Blossom Hill.
Later that evening she makes an Instagram post of the event, mainly announcing she’s 936 weeks post partum and CELLULITE IS NORMAL (oh yeah and PS hbd Mason). At the end, she includes the hashtag #blendedfamily.
 
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CMJB

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Keep it on tattle, don't do anything that could be interpreted as harassment
Just got blocked for asking to see a picture of her ex husbands face when he found out about her affair :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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AdApathy

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As if Taylor needs anyone promoting her shows for her. 😂
Taylor was actually considering cancelling her UK tour because of low sales, but just as she was about to pull the plug she got a notification saying "being_robbo just tagged you in a story", and when she opened it she proclaimed "HOLD FIRE ON CANCELLING THE TOUR! ALL OF OUR WORRIES ARE RESOLVED, FOR ROBYN IN COALVILLE HAS AFF LINKED TICKETS!"

True story.
 
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Fineapple

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Please tell me WHO is waiting for an email reply from her 😂

Wetherspoons: ‘Are you going to work your 4 hours this week?’
Specsavers: ‘You have missed your glasses fitting appointment for the third year in a row’
 
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ChubClubThug

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Yobbos typical day:

make a massive deal about three barely noticeable wisps of hair that have escaped from her Croydon facelift hair do, whilst gurning into the phone taking horrible pointless selfies

Spend time in your bedroom trying on flammable clothing that cost you £1.99, while you contort your much wider than presented body into such a pose that you appear 4 sizes smaller, and that your pea head looks like it will pop your glasses off and explode from the effort. Be sure to have condoms on the side, a dirty mirror chest and a granny bedspread in the background for good measure

Cook something at 2pm to be eaten at 4pm so everyone can go to bed at 5pm

Moan about her much wanted kids having a tiny bit of life, while not moving from the sofa

Aff link a load of generic items with no dignity, rhyme or reason

Drink a glass of wine because mannnn you've had a tough day and you're so so grown up
 
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Snoop D O Double G

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Anyone else find it hilarious that one of her money saving tips was to take their own bed guard rather than pay to hire one and now she’s forgot to bring it home and has to buy a new one 😆. Robbo for chancellor, she’ll get the country back on its feet in no time! 😂
 
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Fineapple

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She seems to need constant validation. Also can somebody PLEASE tell her that your body is only postpartum for 6 weeks. Mason is about 27 now.
 
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Lynx

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cant expect slobbo to interact with her kids just because they’ve gone away. Can’t wait for the Butlins mems reel at the end of the week 🙄
Something hit me tonight when I was in Reds at Butlins dancing and having with my daughter and nephew. I spotted Ivy on the dance floor and I thought I know your name, your age, the area where you live. I know your brother's name, your mum's name, your dad's name and step-dad's name, I know your step-sisters names. I even know what toys you've requested for Christmas, I know that you holiday at Golden Sands and Benidorm. I even know you have new shoes on. I am a stranger yet I know so much about this tiny 5 year old old girl... how dangerous is that?! There's so many twisted, sick people in the world that have access to all that information.

Also, if you saw her posts tonight you'd see how far their table was away from the stage at Reds. At the start of the night CM was at the edge of the dance floor just looking, probably to see where Ivy was (I never noticed Mase, he was probably on his ipad). Then for the next 45 mins/hour Ivy was all by herself on the dance floor, there is no way that they could see Ivy from where they were sat or even if they stood at the side of the dance floor as it became busy. Ivy was right at the front by the stage and the dance floor was packed. There was no one supervising her. Even when they said to bring a parent up to join in the fun there was no sign of Robbo. Anything could have happened to Ivy in that hour.

I genuinely got the impression that they see the Red Coats as free babysitters. I just hope they interacted with Ivy at some point tonight (we didn't stay the whole night as the kids were shattered).
 
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sailorcherries

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I had a thought this morning, apparently Mason needed this "time with mummy and daddy one on one". Now aside from the fact he is the only child out of their combined four that gets all day every day with both his mum and dad I would definitely argue the case that Ivy needed a break more than any of the other children.

In her short four years of life Ivy has went through parental separation, her father moving a distance away and seeing him fairly infrequently, having two older girls thrust in to her life as "siblings,", had a younger sibling born, had two great grandparents pass (according to Robbo's posts), went through a pandemic which will definitely limit her limited social interactions more and her dad now has cancer.

Yes a four year old won't understand a lot of that in the way an adult does but by Christ that poor child has suffered a lot of adverse childhood experiences.
 
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Polto89

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Everything about her is just fucking tragic.
New thread suggestion (with a festive twist)
Being Robbo#11 5 aff ads a minute, 4pm bedtimes, 3 cheapo holidays, 2 (hundred) yellow stickers & a chicken man affair in spoons.
 
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