Pambo
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So, where we're at currently is, Paul was paying Bayley to pretend she liked him, but evidently not enough, because she disappeared up north to shack-up with a drug dealer who took everything Paul had given her, and then kicked her out when they'd both snorted it all.
Paul, having caught feelings, then welcomed Bayley back, this time paying her not only the usual "girlfriend" fee, but an additional performance bonus on condition of NOT shagging other guys.
Bayley agreed, and then immediately shagged Sam Gowland, a dude in Monaco, and anyone else she could fit in at Paul's apartment while he was out with other renta-bimbos.
Out in Monaco, she brought along a friend, tried to bedazzle her with the life of a deluxe horizontal willy-warmer to rich old men, but apparently left her lunch money on the private jet because she had to tap her mate for her meals. Which led to a falling out.
Somewhere in all this, Fat Tex appeared. I don't know where the introductions came from.
Bayley went out to Dubai on Paul's dime, Tex joined her, and has his turn with Bayley the deluxe willy-warmer. So do his friends - according to Paul - because sharing is caring.
Paul goes out to Dubai... and asks his Goldilocks who's been sleeping in his bed and eating his porridge?
Bayley gaslights Paul but this time waving her magic pussy-wand doesn't have the desired effect and Paul smells more than just herpes ointment in the air.
Paul, hurt and no doubt just a tad embarrassed for having been played like a chump, has a schoolboy hissy-fit and takes to Tattle. Bayley and Tex join the fray, as does the aggrieved former friend.
Paul withdraws all financial support extended to Bayley. This could be a problem for Bayley as Fat Tex has tapped himself out on a Cartier bracelet he couldn't really afford, but he's there, and has to do (meantime).
But Tex knows Bayley loves him, so he gladly put himself in debt for the rest of his life to keep her in the manner to which she's only very recently become accustomed. And he knows Bayley loves him because she drew a heart in the sand that he wasn't allowed to post on Instagram, and she means it with Tex, unlike when she says it to Paul.
And all those other guys Tex doesn't know about. The ones she's fucking for a bit of extra pocket money that she's squirreling away. But Tex knows she means it when she says he's best in bed, and isn't faking it with him. Def not. She does that to other guys. Not him.
I think that's where we're up to?
Paul, having caught feelings, then welcomed Bayley back, this time paying her not only the usual "girlfriend" fee, but an additional performance bonus on condition of NOT shagging other guys.
Bayley agreed, and then immediately shagged Sam Gowland, a dude in Monaco, and anyone else she could fit in at Paul's apartment while he was out with other renta-bimbos.
Out in Monaco, she brought along a friend, tried to bedazzle her with the life of a deluxe horizontal willy-warmer to rich old men, but apparently left her lunch money on the private jet because she had to tap her mate for her meals. Which led to a falling out.
Somewhere in all this, Fat Tex appeared. I don't know where the introductions came from.
Bayley went out to Dubai on Paul's dime, Tex joined her, and has his turn with Bayley the deluxe willy-warmer. So do his friends - according to Paul - because sharing is caring.
Paul goes out to Dubai... and asks his Goldilocks who's been sleeping in his bed and eating his porridge?
Bayley gaslights Paul but this time waving her magic pussy-wand doesn't have the desired effect and Paul smells more than just herpes ointment in the air.
Paul, hurt and no doubt just a tad embarrassed for having been played like a chump, has a schoolboy hissy-fit and takes to Tattle. Bayley and Tex join the fray, as does the aggrieved former friend.
Paul withdraws all financial support extended to Bayley. This could be a problem for Bayley as Fat Tex has tapped himself out on a Cartier bracelet he couldn't really afford, but he's there, and has to do (meantime).
But Tex knows Bayley loves him, so he gladly put himself in debt for the rest of his life to keep her in the manner to which she's only very recently become accustomed. And he knows Bayley loves him because she drew a heart in the sand that he wasn't allowed to post on Instagram, and she means it with Tex, unlike when she says it to Paul.
And all those other guys Tex doesn't know about. The ones she's fucking for a bit of extra pocket money that she's squirreling away. But Tex knows she means it when she says he's best in bed, and isn't faking it with him. Def not. She does that to other guys. Not him.
I think that's where we're up to?