Ohheyyyyy

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As if you’d go to a water park in that bikini….we’re guaranteed a ‘hilarious’ story later when we all get told how she accidentally lost her top
Gang, so something happened earlier that a was hilar.. bobbing around at the water park when I lost my top eeee canne you believe it man. App Mr worldwide found it hilar, oz was mortified due to his adhd. Arch was app just concerned about me. As for the girls I didn't have a clue where they were, app they were just wanting a few days away with Pitbulls parents because that's just what they're used. Anyway, covvy D caused all this. Can you believe it


At least my skin looked like glass though. I was trying find my top and this woman was shouting what do I use on my skin, its see through, she couldn't believe it. App sent her my lumi to try
 
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Im travelling so have been off grid for a while but had to just comment when I could. Ive never read such a me me me me account in my life and I have been blocked by Fopperholic twice so I have plenty of benchmarks to go by :)

How has society paid for the education of these numptys ?

I thought I would help with a little bit of translation here...............

Worky Poos. Something that requires you to leave the house at 7.45am having got yourself and a stack of children up and dressed and made packed lunches ; ironed uniforms ; packed sports kit and put your makeup on.

Schooly Runs .A stressful necessity that requires a shotgun in and out as quickly as possible tactic to be at ones desk 10 miles away by 9am logged on ready to tackle an email mountain that is higher than Kilmanjaro.

Boss Babe. Look that one up Trashlie. Usually does your yearly appraisal and sets your pay rise. Not to be messed with and definitely knows how to spell and talk properly. You will find her in her office 8.30am until 6pm. She is a true achiever and matches at least her partners salary. Oh and she buys her own handbags...................now that is a boss :)

Postee schoolee clubee......I dont think you would understand so I wont bother.

Mc Mansion............Not sure.. Ive never had a penny given to me in my life to pay for a house. Id be as clueless as she is on interior design for something I didn't own or pay for :)

Chemmy peel ; Pandy ; Sainsbos ; the vid ; scrammy eggs ..............No fricking idea !

Blended Fam...........We fucked up but expect a medal and everyone else to feel sorry for us . There is nothing wrong with divorce but that is your choice. You are not and I repeat NOT working any harder than the rest of us. Get a life. We all do everything you do and most of us work full time on top without a host of free babysitters every weekend.

ADHD......... Serious and very offensive to all of us on here who have children with or without ADHD. You disgust me with your flippant attitude to a medical diagnosis that you don't have for your child. You use it to further your social media EGO. And in doing so you exploit a minor. For that you should have your children monitored as high risk.

Im no social worker but I am a solicitor. If there truly is a legal issue you are fighting then I can only say I am not at all surprised.
 
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CoffeeFiend

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There always has to be some big story for our Ash. She can't just get a cat from a UK rescue. It has to be from Saudi, personally escorted by a woman via Paris. Or it had to be fate, (manifesting) willing a cat into her existence and never leaving again because the mansion in Leeds* is so wonderful.

The next cat will be from North Korea having escaped Kim Jong Un's totalitarian regime and arriving on a cargo ship strapped to the bow.

I can't wait.

*Wakey
 
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justleaveitthere

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I’ve been lying awake in bed from 5am manifesting a cup of coffee. It’s now 6.30am and it hasn’t appeared, gang. Do I change my goal to 7am? I really deserve this coffee you see.
 
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Caffeine Fiend

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Classy Trashlie giving a parking inspector the middle finger and saying she’d rather clean toilets with no gloves than do that job 🙄 how rude and judgemental is she
Shes changed so much. Thinks shes better than everyone in her (almost) million pound house.

Surprise Ash. Some people need to get real jobs to pay there bills. Slapping parking tickets on cars is a hell of a lot more honest than shilling face dildos and manipulating vulnerable women to be your downline.
 
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