Mrs Meldrum #143 Her buttons are working harder than she ever has!

[Peachbomb]

Dare I ask want 75 soft is

It’s when Lee looks at her new hair, he’s like 75% soft.

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

Oh come on I think it’s a bit ridiculous calling her fat. She’s far from fat. I’m sure most people on here are a larger clothes size than her going on the UK average. Insult her values but her weight is ridiculous to continuously go on about.

Someone who was once enough of a sanctimonious prick to say "skinny jeans are for skinny genes" absolutely deserves to have her weight gain pointed out IMO.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Just had to pop on during my holiday that I’m actually enjoying, because I’ve been hanging on to this thread suggestion made by some funny Tattle bastards for a while.

Thread suggestion:
Just one Cornetto, give it to me… ‘No you fat b*stard, you've already had 3"

 

[Stickladylove]

Poor bat , probably mistook her face for the moon…

 

[Uddlemupped]

Let me get this right.. Lee is home and she’s fucked off to play golf - his hobby - and left him home with the kids after 2 weeks of night shift

Tell me you hate your husband…

 

[Kattykat10]

Come on who else wished the same

 

[Sharpietail]

So many things that have pissed me right off…
Music choice - it’s f***ing French! You’re in Italy you absolute thunderc**t.
Speedboat - it’s a water taxi. It’s how you get about Venice you twat.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Thread title nomination

#145 - Trip to Venice where much BRUSKETTA was scoffed, how long til she gives up the 75 Soft?

 

[Peachbomb]

I particularly enjoyed the bit when her and Pat forced a peck on the lips and S pipes up “ doing that and filming yourself is really weird”

 

[LaCrumpet]

Mrs Meldrum #144 too hot, too busy, too smelly.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I Rebecca Meldrum Celebrity Lookalike. When reached peak smugness, she appears to morph into housewives favourite Ben Shepherd

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

When she went to the hairdressers 14 times in a week

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Im sorry but why is it any kind of issue/problem if poppy likes wearing leggings and fleeces? Her fucking MOTHER lives in the things!!!!!!

 

[Itsalwayssunny]

Let me get this right.. Lee is home and she’s fucked off to play golf - his hobby - and left him home with the kids after 2 weeks of night shift

Tell me you hate your husband…

I was just thinking the same thing, if my husband had been away for two weeks I wouldn't be leaving his side. Even if he was sleeping off a night shift I would be beside him reading my book.
Choppers eve doesn't mean she is excited to see Lee, it means she is excited to ditch the kids on him

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

Emily Pankhurst would be so proud.

And she wonders why she “didn’t get” the Barbie movie.

 

[Wotsits]

This reminded me of someone

 

[DoseofReality]

We're suuuuu loved up AREN'T WE LEE?
Lee:

 

[ophelia1990]

Makes me laugh so much how tone deaf she is ALL THE TIME. Most people have worked all summer. Not been away on holiday. Not been able to swan off and do what they like as soon as their husband gets home. Yet here she is playing the woe is me card.

Also setting herself up for a “new school year new me” dramatic post where she swears she’s going to do 10 things every day and then do precisely none of them.

 

[rather not stop]

Not everyone can afford Florence / Sciliy / Sardinia at the moment. Some of us are happy with the bloody canaries.

Some of us would be delighted to go to the bloody canaries!

 

[avabella]

That clip of them on the boat. They look like they have absolutely nothing in common at all. Awkward!

It’s giving me first date vibes when he tried to touch her knee

Oh and she’s also wearing the same top she wore all day FRINGING yesterday, you absolute minger Beggy.