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stephmcd67
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Jo frost posted this and Hinch instantly came to mind
anniemouse
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Happy Birthday Sophie
Wize Owl
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I’ll just leave this here…..I can’t get over how Freda looks like Madge from Benidorm, I think it’s the hair
BeeHappy
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Mrs Hinch #687 Cleaning is her hobbie, careful Hinch you’ll soon need it for a jobbie 
thread title from the most marvellous @HinchesSousChef 
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This was started by and inspired by @Char4649. Reminiscent of one of Dogpie’s famous lists!
>here's a montage of cleaning and doing jobs around the house I should be do every day whilst holding down a full time job
> hair dressers visit and ratty extensions in for the cost of £1000+
> you don't know how hard my life is, walk in my (size 5) shoes
> outdoor animals inside my home, the reason my son got motorbike disease
>my dog can bark
>Home Bargains again?! Really?! 🥱
>Harking back to last year’s book signing….as I have no current content!
>washing my dirty bins in the shower
>my kids play outside…on plastic grass
>I’m so sad because people are mean to me that’s I can’t get any “work” done and I’m going to complain about Audrey crapping on the lawn, even though I don’t take him for walks to do it elsewhere.
>I’m going to make a cake for Jaym, except I’m not because I can’t be arsed to bake even though I’m at home all day, so I’m just going to decorate a shop bought cake. And, guess what, I’ve bought the wrong cake topper…galentines instead of valentines! What am I like!
>I love Jaymeee and Mummazzz special bond. Why wouldn’t I? It means that I don’t have to play hide the sausage (more like chipolata) with him!
>I use my ring light to show the sheep how I put lip gloss on. No, honest! It is a ring light, not a filter!
>I set a timer to tidy the Coronation Street themed playroom. It was lovely to see Audrey on the cobbles!
>I’ve been out two nights out of the last three nights, but I never go out!
>I have hens. Did you know?! I don’t think I’ve mentioned them before!
>Jayme bought me a hairy beaver for Valentines Day…I got him type 2 diabetes in cake form!
The wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a must read.
thread title from the most marvellous @HinchesSousChef . Thread suggestions are taken from anywhere in the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.This was started by and inspired by @Char4649. Reminiscent of one of Dogpie’s famous lists!
>here's a montage of cleaning and doing jobs around the house I should be do every day whilst holding down a full time job
> hair dressers visit and ratty extensions in for the cost of £1000+
> you don't know how hard my life is, walk in my (size 5) shoes
> outdoor animals inside my home, the reason my son got motorbike disease
>my dog can bark
>Home Bargains again?! Really?! 🥱
>Harking back to last year’s book signing….as I have no current content!
>washing my dirty bins in the shower
>my kids play outside…on plastic grass
>I’m so sad because people are mean to me that’s I can’t get any “work” done and I’m going to complain about Audrey crapping on the lawn, even though I don’t take him for walks to do it elsewhere.
>I’m going to make a cake for Jaym, except I’m not because I can’t be arsed to bake even though I’m at home all day, so I’m just going to decorate a shop bought cake. And, guess what, I’ve bought the wrong cake topper…galentines instead of valentines! What am I like!
>I love Jaymeee and Mummazzz special bond. Why wouldn’t I? It means that I don’t have to play hide the sausage (more like chipolata) with him!
>I use my ring light to show the sheep how I put lip gloss on. No, honest! It is a ring light, not a filter!
>I set a timer to tidy the Coronation Street themed playroom. It was lovely to see Audrey on the cobbles!
>I’ve been out two nights out of the last three nights, but I never go out!
>I have hens. Did you know?! I don’t think I’ve mentioned them before!
>Jayme bought me a hairy beaver for Valentines Day…I got him type 2 diabetes in cake form!
The wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a must read.
Jamie (looked like John from Royle family) mum mother. niece and brats. Old
Soph was much bigger in real life than I was expecting
Panda girl 04
Chatty Member
My first ever bingo 
Bit of a easy one but i will take it! Now of to find my giant hat to eat
Bit of a easy one but i will take it! Now of to find my giant hat to eat
Yeah....Brackie
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Oh look there it is! 
Tootle Pip Wiz
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Sorry if this offends anyone on here but I just don't understand why Valentine's Day has gone from showing your love to your partner to now making it all about your kids???? 
It honestly is baffling me why people, including Hinch, are going to the extremes of setting up Valentine's balloons and cakes etc just to show off on social media. Since when did sending a card to your child(ren) become such a thing?
I just find the whole thing weird and uncomfortable. It just doesn't sit right with me.
It honestly is baffling me why people, including Hinch, are going to the extremes of setting up Valentine's balloons and cakes etc just to show off on social media. Since when did sending a card to your child(ren) become such a thing?
I just find the whole thing weird and uncomfortable. It just doesn't sit right with me.
Wikiwangocard
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Apple Air tags for 2 stuffed toys and she can't even sew them in herself? She is useless.
Not like they're going to get lost is it, the robot twins are hardly tearing around the place on adventures, are they? Freda, clingon and everyone else that will be going with them, surely they'll be able to keep an eye on 2 stuffed toys.
The boys probably don't even give a toss about them anyway, it's something she pretends they can't live without because it makes her 'relatable'.
Not like they're going to get lost is it, the robot twins are hardly tearing around the place on adventures, are they? Freda, clingon and everyone else that will be going with them, surely they'll be able to keep an eye on 2 stuffed toys.
The boys probably don't even give a toss about them anyway, it's something she pretends they can't live without because it makes her 'relatable'.
BeeHappy
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Kissed by the sun? The Tattlers are cackling. Because Hinch has skin like carvery crackling!
I'm crap with thread titles
Thread suggestion for you @Pumpkins1506
