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Miss Loves-to-gossip
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BeeHappy
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Mrs Hinch #683 Year twenty twenty four and Soph is still yet a bore - new thread title by the very excellent @Tootle Pip Wiz 
. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.
As the last thread lasted for 742 years, the recap is looooooooong!
Sophie started off her New Year by setting a cleaning challenge for January, or “cleanuary” if you will
…except it wasn’t a challenge as it lists things most people do regularly anyway (sort the laundry, clean the toilet, etc). Most of the useful/worthwhile tasks she included had been plagiarised from another cleaning influencer’s January challenge (which started on the 1st January - take note Hinch). New Year, definitely not new Soph!
She then made a reel of her and Inch “undecorating” the house, which basically involved them taking down her eleventy million Christmas trees and attempting to flog a decoration storage bag that she purchased from that small business AmaZON!
Sulky Soph then went in a mood over the trolls
so had to visit Mummaz for a motivational chat along the lines of “don’t let them drag you down…you are exactly where you need to be…they’re so green…get well” or something similar.
Whilst there, Soph discovered that she “can’t cope” (what’s new?) over Fiddle reusing a personalised Hinch bottle. It’s unclear whether she couldn’t cope with the idea of someone being environmentally friendly and reusing something, or whether it was because her brand name was on a bottle of lenor! However, this shouldn’t surprise her as you can personalise anything these days, even tins of spaghetti hoops for your son’s Christmas present!
On Thursday, she treated us to a video of Audrey howling and said she’d taken him to the vet because she was concerned about him. Three things come to mind here. Firstly, the dog in a neurotic mess and that is down to the way the owner interacts with him. Secondly, take the fucking dog for a walk! It’s understimulated and bored and that’s probably another reason for the howling. And, lastly, like fuck did she take him to the vets. And, if she did, I hope she was told in no uncertain terms that the physically bad condition of that dog is down to neglect by the owners!
She then channelled her inner Nigella and decorated a shop bought cheesecake in a manner that even Lonnie could have done! She really is a lazy mare. I’m not a great cook but even I know that a cheesecake is one of the easiest dessert you can make and she has all the time in the world. Just goes to show how much she values her family if that’s all the effort she puts in.
Dogpie’s next “cleanuary challenge” is to fold and put away her laundry. This will take hours as she apparently leaves clothes all over the house - on the beds, on the floor, behind the doors. Messy cow! And does completing this part of the challenge so early in January mean that she won’t be washing, drying and sorting her laundry for the rest of the month?!
Sophie went prom dress shopping with Abi and Mamfa. She reminisced about her own prom dress, saying she never gets to wear dresses anymore. Bull
Hinch. Unfortunately, the image of many of the dresses you’ve worn in the recent past is burned into the minds of these nusty trolls!
#couplesgoals Hinch and Inch had a game of Tattle. Oops, sorry, Tapple, before Dogpie and Fat Dog Slim cuddled up for a night of beastiality on the sofa!
She did a washing machine clean, which was minging considering she says she only did it in November!
Then is was back to exploiting the kids, with a picture of ‘Ronnie who is autistic’ as I’m sure she’s now calling him. What’s ups, Dogpie? Were your boring Cleanuary reels not getting enough likes?
Poor Mrs H was distraught when Jaymeeee (bless ‘is ‘art) tried to do the washing and ended up dying her favourite jumper, meaning she had to go crawling to that other pond life influencer, PTWM, for a new one. She then took a leaf out of her creepy mouth-breather husband’s book and did some covert filming of her cash cow children.
Another day, another cleanuary challenge. This time, Slopha was having a clear out for charity. Of course her permanent appendage Fiddle is with her. She calls it her getting shit done day. Very professional language for her business account! Mum and daughter were sitting in the garage having lunch…sschoop from Greggs because neither is capable of open a tin of Heinz and heating it up! Sophie said that the boot of the car was full of donations for the charity shop, which begs the questions what were all the new unopened toys still in the garage and why didn’t she donate before Christmas when many people could have benefited from them? Talk about rubbing the sheep’s faces in it during a cost of living crisis! And then, just to hammer home her privilege, she announced she’ll be going on holiday abroad in February! Can’t have BFF SSS one-upping her!
Wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a must read for newbies, lurkers or thr plain curious!
. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.As the last thread lasted for 742 years, the recap is looooooooong!
Sophie started off her New Year by setting a cleaning challenge for January, or “cleanuary” if you will
…except it wasn’t a challenge as it lists things most people do regularly anyway (sort the laundry, clean the toilet, etc). Most of the useful/worthwhile tasks she included had been plagiarised from another cleaning influencer’s January challenge (which started on the 1st January - take note Hinch). New Year, definitely not new Soph!She then made a reel of her and Inch “undecorating” the house, which basically involved them taking down her eleventy million Christmas trees and attempting to flog a decoration storage bag that she purchased from that small business AmaZON!
Sulky Soph then went in a mood over the trolls
so had to visit Mummaz for a motivational chat along the lines of “don’t let them drag you down…you are exactly where you need to be…they’re so green…get well” or something similar.Whilst there, Soph discovered that she “can’t cope” (what’s new?) over Fiddle reusing a personalised Hinch bottle. It’s unclear whether she couldn’t cope with the idea of someone being environmentally friendly and reusing something, or whether it was because her brand name was on a bottle of lenor! However, this shouldn’t surprise her as you can personalise anything these days, even tins of spaghetti hoops for your son’s Christmas present!
On Thursday, she treated us to a video of Audrey howling and said she’d taken him to the vet because she was concerned about him. Three things come to mind here. Firstly, the dog in a neurotic mess and that is down to the way the owner interacts with him. Secondly, take the fucking dog for a walk! It’s understimulated and bored and that’s probably another reason for the howling. And, lastly, like fuck did she take him to the vets. And, if she did, I hope she was told in no uncertain terms that the physically bad condition of that dog is down to neglect by the owners!
She then channelled her inner Nigella and decorated a shop bought cheesecake in a manner that even Lonnie could have done! She really is a lazy mare. I’m not a great cook but even I know that a cheesecake is one of the easiest dessert you can make and she has all the time in the world. Just goes to show how much she values her family if that’s all the effort she puts in.
Dogpie’s next “cleanuary challenge” is to fold and put away her laundry. This will take hours as she apparently leaves clothes all over the house - on the beds, on the floor, behind the doors. Messy cow! And does completing this part of the challenge so early in January mean that she won’t be washing, drying and sorting her laundry for the rest of the month?!
Sophie went prom dress shopping with Abi and Mamfa. She reminisced about her own prom dress, saying she never gets to wear dresses anymore. Bull
Hinch. Unfortunately, the image of many of the dresses you’ve worn in the recent past is burned into the minds of these nusty trolls! #couplesgoals Hinch and Inch had a game of Tattle. Oops, sorry, Tapple, before Dogpie and Fat Dog Slim cuddled up for a night of beastiality on the sofa!
She did a washing machine clean, which was minging considering she says she only did it in November!
Then is was back to exploiting the kids, with a picture of ‘Ronnie who is autistic’ as I’m sure she’s now calling him. What’s ups, Dogpie? Were your boring Cleanuary reels not getting enough likes?
Poor Mrs H was distraught when Jaymeeee (bless ‘is ‘art) tried to do the washing and ended up dying her favourite jumper, meaning she had to go crawling to that other pond life influencer, PTWM, for a new one. She then took a leaf out of her creepy mouth-breather husband’s book and did some covert filming of her cash cow children.
Another day, another cleanuary challenge. This time, Slopha was having a clear out for charity. Of course her permanent appendage Fiddle is with her. She calls it her getting shit done day. Very professional language for her business account!
Mum and daughter were sitting in the garage having lunch…sschoop from Greggs because neither is capable of open a tin of Heinz and heating it up! Sophie said that the boot of the car was full of donations for the charity shop, which begs the questions what were all the new unopened toys still in the garage and why didn’t she donate before Christmas when many people could have benefited from them? Talk about rubbing the sheep’s faces in it during a cost of living crisis! And then, just to hammer home her privilege, she announced she’ll be going on holiday abroad in February! Can’t have BFF SSS one-upping her!Wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a must read for newbies, lurkers or thr plain curious!
Danielle0120
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Can we all just agree we are all fucking fat snack loving coke drinking trolls with no loifes please x
JustmeJ
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Ok so I live in the next town over from Maldonia and I was out nearby and my route took me past Hinch Farm! Ok, I was struck by
- it’s a massive house, yes
- it’s SO near the road! Like, ridiculously close
- the front garden is NOT as big as she makes out
- massive gate and fence all way round, if she’s decorating her door for Halloween and Christmas, ain’t NO ONE seeing that, so totally pointless.
- it’s right near other buildings and closer to town than I’d pictured. NOT ON FARMLAND
ATB
- it’s a massive house, yes
- it’s SO near the road! Like, ridiculously close
- the front garden is NOT as big as she makes out
- massive gate and fence all way round, if she’s decorating her door for Halloween and Christmas, ain’t NO ONE seeing that, so totally pointless.
- it’s right near other buildings and closer to town than I’d pictured. NOT ON FARMLAND
ATB
Andioooop
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Eyesopened
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Ignore them all, today is about ME ME ME 
treatment is keeping the cancer from killing me just yet - results appt today = stable 
treatment is keeping the cancer from killing me just yet - results appt today = stable 
Cassy Role
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Out of all the lies she’s ever told I think the size 5 footz one will always be the most bizarre for me. Just absolutely pointless. Imagine lying about the size of your feet. I don’t get it 
I will forever more refer to soup as sschoop and will never been scheeeen again in Maldonia Greggs…. ever! 
teshhco-tart
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Sophie Rose has a real struggle in life and she has found it tough and I do believe her. The only thing is my perception of her struggle is miles away from what she is desperately trying to project.
- She always had an imaginary self image of grandeur and saviour which she couldn't fulfil in reality - so she created a fictional character aka Mrs Hinch who matches her idealistic image of a good girl at home, a loving wife and a caring mother. The reality is she hates doing chores, looking after children and being a compromising wife.
- She always craved people's attention but she couldn't be bothered with creating real life connections so she created a fictional character who could be adored by many, without having to do the basic socialising and other interactions it requires to be a friend in real life. She must be lonely AF and in constant dispute with herself.
- She is consumed by envy, jealousy and an endless sense of competition so she finds herself living a life that actually doesn't suit her - she only does what she does in a sad attempt to find happiness by copying others who are happy being who they are meant to be.
She wants to be beautiful, loved and famous. She is mostly hated, laughed at, and irrelevant. She clings onto her mum because she is the only person who sees her as an amazing human - nonob sticks with her because he has to, her kids don't like her, and her following is largely bought for ans she knows all of it more than we nasty trollz do.
I feel absolutely no sympathy for her, but I do understand that no matter how much cash she might make, freebies and lovely comments she might get, she will always be massively miserable because she is not aligned and honest with herself.
Very sad existence.
- She always had an imaginary self image of grandeur and saviour which she couldn't fulfil in reality - so she created a fictional character aka Mrs Hinch who matches her idealistic image of a good girl at home, a loving wife and a caring mother. The reality is she hates doing chores, looking after children and being a compromising wife.
- She always craved people's attention but she couldn't be bothered with creating real life connections so she created a fictional character who could be adored by many, without having to do the basic socialising and other interactions it requires to be a friend in real life. She must be lonely AF and in constant dispute with herself.
- She is consumed by envy, jealousy and an endless sense of competition so she finds herself living a life that actually doesn't suit her - she only does what she does in a sad attempt to find happiness by copying others who are happy being who they are meant to be.
She wants to be beautiful, loved and famous. She is mostly hated, laughed at, and irrelevant. She clings onto her mum because she is the only person who sees her as an amazing human - nonob sticks with her because he has to, her kids don't like her, and her following is largely bought for ans she knows all of it more than we nasty trollz do.
I feel absolutely no sympathy for her, but I do understand that no matter how much cash she might make, freebies and lovely comments she might get, she will always be massively miserable because she is not aligned and honest with herself.
Very sad existence.
nickgrimshaw
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screaming that for about 30 seconds it actually looks like they're doing something as just a family of 4 and the umbilical cord has finally been cut, but then the camera pans around and AH THERE SHE IS 
ol' Fiddle Witch is never too far away 
ol' Fiddle Witch is never too far away Attachments
HinchesSousChef
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Sometimes I think back to when she had me hook line and sinker and it’s genuinely terrifying.
I remember it was 2018 and I was pregnant with my second. I was in a low place mentally. I was navigating being a stay at home parent and struggling to know what my role was. I was new to Instagram and I came across her account. Suddenly I was rushing to the shops to buy cleaning products and frantically cleaning. She proper got me.
For me, it was the weaning of Ronnie that finally opened by eyes to the deception of her world. But when I think about how she got me - and I consider myself to be intelligent - because I was in a mentally low place - it makes me feel sick.
You should see my under the sink cupboard now. A bit of dettol; a bit of bleach; a can of polish and a bottle of windolene. Sorted. There’s even space for me to store the cat food.
I remember it was 2018 and I was pregnant with my second. I was in a low place mentally. I was navigating being a stay at home parent and struggling to know what my role was. I was new to Instagram and I came across her account. Suddenly I was rushing to the shops to buy cleaning products and frantically cleaning. She proper got me.
For me, it was the weaning of Ronnie that finally opened by eyes to the deception of her world. But when I think about how she got me - and I consider myself to be intelligent - because I was in a mentally low place - it makes me feel sick.
You should see my under the sink cupboard now. A bit of dettol; a bit of bleach; a can of polish and a bottle of windolene. Sorted. There’s even space for me to store the cat food.
Sh1tRollsDownHill
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Come on now, Hinch give it a ponder.
teshhco-tart
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I feel you are giving Hinch exactly what she wants (swift reminder that this is what this thread is about). I would ask you, with respect, not to take things personally on this thread or to simply not participate in a subject that is so close to your heart if you are inevitably going to make a projection on your own situation.
When you say 'please educate yourself' I want to say the same to you as to the unimaginable lengths influencers will go to in order to gain engagement. Yes, ND and in fact any form of autism is a trend - can you believe it?! But it is. Therefore some people do jump on that bandwagon and it belittles anyone who truly suffers from it.
This thread alone and God forbids, her own collection of stories prove that she showed zero sign of autism since 2018 but she has done ATB for her to be diagnosed eventually, because she is a NARC. She is a champion of narcissism and that is the only condition she truly suffers from.
I have a niece, whom I detest - she's a shitty little cunt (like her mum) and who has always been nothing but trouble in our family. Of course she works in Social Media, and if you saw her account you would never believe she is such a nasty bitch. She never gave a fuck about us or my family. When my sweet brother passed away last year, she made her entire content about him and loss and grief - although she knew nothing about him, she gained a big contract out of it because she worked it that way. My brother met her a handful of times between the age of 0 and 8. Im saying this to you because you ought to educate yourself as well as to the evil capacities some people have. Just because you would never do it doesn't mean that someone else wouldn't. So yes, some people fake it in order to make it, whatever that means to them.
HinchesSousChef
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Hi my name is trollomon. I wear gym gear and have taut abs despite having 20 kids. I go to meetings at primark HQ to discuss my sucfesssful clothing range. I wear glasses because I’m a boss babe.
Hinch. What you got? Oh another cupboard sort out. Yay.
Hinch. What you got? Oh another cupboard sort out. Yay.