Melissa Mills #32 He may give Tigs the flutters but to the rest of us he gives the scutters

[Thegoodlife]

MY BIRTHDAY:
It’s my birthday today.
I celebrated with my “family” and boyfriend at the weekend.
I will go and see mammy agus daddy tomorrow (except I won’t)
I will get my favourite cake.
I will get my favourite food.
I will get my favourite sPeCiAl DrInK. (Same as every other day)
I am sick.

Signed Melly Mills - junior infants

 

[Tick tock]

Haven't been on in a long while, fighting a cancer battle! And winning thankfully! Luckily none of my amazing family members and friends were sticking a camera in my face when I was at my absolute worst. Mel's posts annoy me and break my heart at the same time. I agree with everyone here that's posted. We all need to draw a line on what is acceptable and unacceptable on social media. No kids, no posting hospital pics unless it's just yourself. Anyway hello again to all and I'm glad to get back to the tattle life!!!! So nice to read comments from like minded women who know what's really important in life x.

 

[Pambono5]

She is the saloman of knowledge

 

[Pambono5]

Sitting in that office with her coat on and those insanely ridiculous looking sunglasses. Mad woman.
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Shes very fussy about what glass she drinks out of, says the one who was drinking out of candle holders at one stage

 

[crankypants13]

She is the saloman of knowledge

This really deserves to be a thread title

 

[Mimimee]

Reckon she drunkenly punched in a few buzzwords to Chat GPT and it produced that. It's like AI but without the I part.
Melly is all artificial and no intelligence.

There's a thread title in that

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

“Slow cooked spaghetti” now that’s a first

I nearly died laughing here when I saw that. And does she use a spoon to chop the veg, lumps of onions into a pan that has oil at 300 degrees - I could taste the burnt garlic through the phone. The mix of different cuisines too - samosa, 'Irish' chicken goujons, noodles, gyoza, fruit, spaghetti bolognaise. They'll be closing the fast with a bottle of Gaviscon.

 

[Nopatience]

Her IQ test came back and its negative

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Does anyone else think she looks a bit like Daniella Westbrook?! I can't unsee it!

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

Maybe she will send Kris an aul Mass card, being besties and all

She’ll be ringing the poor young lad in Centra in Tullamore and getting a hamper sent to Calabasas or maybe a voucher for the pasta chain in Dundrum - Condolences, ask for Richard

 

[quickbook]

I find those photos of her poor mother grossly indecent. How many times does she visit her and she with all the free hours in the day. When my mum was v ill I travelled 45 minutes each way to be with her every day and spend as much time with her as possible. I have visited my mother more times in the graveyard than she has visited her sick mother all year. Human touch and just being there soothed her. I’m finding this content extremely cruel and upsetting. No wonder you have no interaction from your “audience” Melissa. Give it up, get your skinny ass in your lease car and get yourself to your mother’s bedside. No need to broadcast it. Have consideration and respect for her. Stop looking for sympathy. You complain of being exhausted well try working a 9 to 5 and then spending your time on the road to well into the night to spend that precious time with your sick mother. The booze seems more important!!!! That’s my rant over but you make me so angry

 

[Iriseyegal]

I'm a Muslim on a Monday, Buddhism worshipper of a Tuesday. A baby Botox Christian of a Wednesday. Azhars pretend wife of a Thursday, full on the lush all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Craig David all over ya Melly the melt.
She's a total contradiction.
We see you Mss Mills.
Get a nail brush and scrub your filthy nails will ya

 

[Harper Riley]

Here she goes with the miscarriage bullshit again. Gets on my nerves. She did in her hole have 6. She had a - I thought I was pregnant but I wasn’t chemical pregnancy. She was trying and testing too early. Happens all the time. She’s full of shit looking for sympathy left and right and when she starts this it irks the shit out of me. I’m sure she had one or two due to her old age but six. Fuck off. She needs help. Also those feet make me sick and a big filter on the legs to give her a tan and then pretending to show her veins. Show them without the filter ffs. She wants to act like oh look my poor legs with a filter so people will message her saying noooo Melissa your legs are fabulous . She lives for other people’s opinions and compliments.
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She could easily drop the kids to school. Drive to Tullamore an hour away help her mother and be back in time to pick them up. She’s lazy and selfish. She has nothing else going on all day. She does not have little children like she likes to think she does to make her feel young. You have teens for god sake. Move on. I will not be doing the whole let’s be nice shit when her mother died and she’s crying. Fuck her. She’s done nothing for her. Spent no time with her. Time is running out and she’ll be on crying. Nope. Not having it.

 

[Peonyrose]

Goys, don’t come at her. She has a really really really good sense of humour.
We know Melly. We see your eyebrows.

 

[Melmcs]

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Melissa Mills #33 Melissa is all artifical, no intelligence. She is the Saloman of Knowledge.

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

Children’s Allowance day yesterday so she could afford to top up the leased car with diesel
Richard better be ready to look after her on Sunday and throw a few extra defrosted prawns in her spaghetti #askforrichard #thepoorbastard

 

[Seamus]

Lounging in bed at this hour, legs in the usual akimbo position, creaming herself and THEN she proceeds to add miscarriage mourn porn to the mix. F##k off you absolute freak!!!! I'm someone who unfortunately has suffered multiple miscarriages and this twisted cow could easily trigger and really upset someone with her dispicable carry on.
Also BTW "We have 2 beautiful children", no you don't Melissa YOU have 2 and your boyfriend has 6. Get off insta Swiggy, you're BS isnt wanted or needed.

 

[Seamus]

She seems to have forgotten how to type '#ad' as all her ads have been incorrectly tagged recently
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What is this?! The brows The lips The chin
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I have never seen brows more hideous in my life She reminds me of Bert and Ernie from the muppets years ago!

 

[User141]

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Thats the second time shes said milking it instead of winging it

 

[Seamus]

Here she goes with the miscarriage bullshit again. Gets on my nerves. She did in her hole have 6. She had a - I thought I was pregnant but I wasn’t chemical pregnancy. She was trying and testing too early. Happens all the time. She’s full of shit looking for sympathy left and right and when she starts this it irks the shit out of me. I’m sure she had one or two due to her old age but six. Fuck off. She needs help. Also those feet make me sick and a big filter on the legs to give her a tan and then pretending to show her veins. Show them without the filter ffs. She wants to act like oh look my poor legs with a filter so people will message her saying noooo Melissa your legs are fabulous . She lives for other people’s opinions and compliments.
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She could easily drop the kids to school. Drive to Tullamore an hour away help her mother and be back in time to pick them up. She’s lazy and selfish. She has nothing else going on all day. She does not have little children like she likes to think she does to make her feel young. You have teens for god sake. Move on. I will not be doing the whole let’s be nice shit when her mother died and she’s crying. Fuck her. She’s done nothing for her. Spent no time with her. Time is running out and she’ll be on crying. Nope. Not having it.

All the above it spot on
As I said I'm following this disgrace of a human since the start. I never remember her saying she had any D&C's or pics of herself in hospital etc ( it's not as if she ever misses an opportunity for sympathy!) We only ever seen her in a waiting room. Maybe she did have a miscarriage but definitely not 6 and they certainly were very early on if there is even a hint of truth in it and most likely chemical. I just cannot abide these absolute scumbags making content out of pregnancy loss. I unfollowed another insta toad because she was implying her 9 week missed miscarriage was the equivalent to a stillbirth and it honestly upset me so much for weeks the carry on of her.
Then you've this one on about the grief she endured. I don't want to be reminded of my awful losses when I watch insta stories and I would imagine other women in my position probably feel the same and it makes the whole thing worse when you know they are lying.....I think I'm coming to the end of watching this car crash of a woman too. She was so amusing watching the sheer stupidly of her but between her gravely ill mother who she doesn't give a toss about and bringing up pretend 6 losses, I don't think I can anymore.....