Carrie Hope Fletcher #96 I am my own best friend

[Mark81]

Carrie Hope Fletcher #97 - As Long As No Olivers Need Me

 

[Moaninginprivate]

Why does she look like Joel in a ginger wig?

People resemble their pets sometimes

 

[GrilledCheese]

Just seen a video on tiktok calling out various musical theatre folk using that sound and some much much bigger names than John yet this is the suggested search...

Next thread title: Joel Montague mocking kids

There's one for Google searches

 

[Pistachiyo]

I bet the rest of the cast find him challenging to be around

I find him challenging to be around and I've never even met him

 

[Stegosauria]

She wanted marriage now though, within the year or less. If she met someone brand new and started a relationship the normal way, it might take at least 2-3 years before they got married, which would be Way Past Her Deadline especially if she's paranoid about the idea that having a baby close to or after 35 is dangerous. So she went for Johnny who she knew was willing to marry her right away, within months not years

Thread title right there! CHF: Way Past Her Deadline

 

[DaisySims89]

ANY West End performers taking the piss out of an amateur production, especially if it involves kids, should be ashamed of themselves

 

[kev1974]

Why has that baby never got socks on?

Have you ever tried putting socks on to tasty chipolatas?

 

[Mark81]

Blimey Joel doesn't have a great word association on tiktok

 

[Galileo Galilei]

In his live yesterday Joel said something about how, as a Dad, it is harder to bond with the baby since you’re not the one who carried the baby in your body like the Mum did.

I thought that was interesting and quite a sad thing to admit.

 

[Accionoodles]

Joel shouldn’t be mocking anyone when he looks like the unwanted love child of Piers Morgan and a haunted thumb. So hot, what a dish.

 

[leabytottle]

Theres no way Joel wrote this..

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I thought the same! He’s either copied it or Carrie wrote it for him. Either way, it’s not written by him. For starters there’s no exclamation marks, and it’s all correctly spelt and has cohesion to it. This is not how he usually writes at all

 

[geniefromdownunder]

Carrie Hope Fletcher #97 Bullying Call

 

[BWGossip]

Who takes a photo of themselves on the first date?

The same people who let a random guy move in on the first date... Carrie looks like a hostage being forced to take a picture with her kidnapper on the first picture, nice grimace

 

[Okgolightly]

What anniversary are they celebrating? First date? First wedding? Second wedding?

Yes

 

[EmCheese]

Oh my god she’s just reposted dead girl walking on TikTok AGAIN. It’s literally embarrassing at this point?!

 

[Hurrem]

This is not to insult Mabel, but how is she clever?? She’s just a baby that did what any baby does, cry and then calm down after a bit. Wonder if Carrie was raised being told how clever she was all the time (among other undeserved compliments) and that’s why she thinks so highly of herself? When the truth is she is the opposite of clever, she’s stupid.

 

[kev1974]

"noone hands you a manual" but does she not have a direct line to the actual walking talking living childbirth manual herself, Gi Fletcher? The Gi Fletcher who famously hosts a podcast and writes a book all about mother and baby issues?

Why didn't she go to antenatal classes from NHS/NCT, they're all either free or extremely affordable (for her)? Mother and baby groups etc? Talk to any one of the numerous showbiz ladies who have given birth?

WTF?

 

[batondecannelle]

I was just looking for a photo and found these

I didn’t realise this was a thing but apparently it’s huge

The 'Giantess' kink is the most searched for fetish of last year

The Giantess kink (macrophilia) has appeared in pop culture like Taylor Swift's Anti Hero music video – a sex expert explains it all here.

metro.co.uk

And now I feel quite poorly. Apologies

 

[T3PO]

Carrie. No one thinks you’re a natural redhead.

That abomination of dye job you’ve got is an insult to redheads

 

[Fillyjonk]

I feel like she had a baby as a convenient excuse for not getting any more roles, knowing her career had gone to shit.