Zoella #5 Biological clock is knocking on door but her boyfriend has the mental age of 4

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Haha I can’t believe Alfie had a ten day lads holiday, came back for a couple of days to edit the vlogs from that holiday and cash in on it then went away again. Without Zoe. Actually feel sorry for Zoe at this point. He literally doesn’t give a tit.
It’s not a bad thing, she doesn’t need him around.

She will see eventually.
 
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It’s not a bad thing, she doesn’t need him around.

She will see eventually.
I still can’t see her ever leaving him and he’s comfortable at the moment as Zoe let’s him get away with his crappy behaviour.I think he’s seen the boys this year more than he has zoe.
 
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Joe's going to Australia for Christmas, another reason for her to miss seeing her grandparents at Christmas

It just really annoys me how she doesn't see her grandparents, once every couple of months wouldn't hurt
Maybe they should change their surname to Deyes.

Imagine wasting your life on Alfie :sick::sick::sick::sick: leave him
 
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She’s gone really quiet on insta stories for the last few days which isn’t like her. Do we think there’s been a falling out? He’s living an early 20s lifestyle (tbh, as he should) and she’s living an early 30s one. They’re not right for each other... I wish they’d see that!
 
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She should definitely dump him but also I feel like she’s so incapable on her own I wonder if she’s ever going to jump ship at all
 
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In her insta story this morning, (running again yay!) didn’t her eyes look puffy.. like perhaps she may have been crying really hard the previous night?
It could just be allergies or too much salt... but to me it looks like puffy eyes from crying. 😕
 
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In her insta story this morning, (running again yay!) didn’t her eyes look puffy.. like perhaps she may have been crying really hard the previous night?
It could just be allergies or too much salt... but to me it looks like puffy eyes from crying. 😕
Oh, I know i’ll Be crucified for this but I do feel a bit sorry for her.... I know it’s her own fault and she could leave if she wanted to blah blah blah but he is awful and imo much worse than her!

She clearly wants to move things to the next level - marry, have kids, settle down

But he’s just not there yet, I wish she’d realise she’d be better off without him leave YouTube completely and meet a new normal guy with a 9-5

If her and Louise were still friends, could you imagine Alfie having to socialise with Liam? They’re on such different levels
 
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I wonder how much she earns for an Ad in IG Story (since it is only available for 24 hours and probably not really seen)
Even £500 is too much in my opinion but we all know they get paid absurd amounts of money!

Also wasn't her bf before Horsie really bad? I don't know, like verbally abusive or something. Can't remember
 
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Oh, I know i’ll Be crucified for this but I do feel a bit sorry for her.... I know it’s her own fault and she could leave if she wanted to blah blah blah but he is awful and imo much worse than her!

She clearly wants to move things to the next level - marry, have kids, settle down

But he’s just not there yet, I wish she’d realise she’d be better off without him leave YouTube completely and meet a new normal guy with a 9-5

If her and Louise were still friends, could you imagine Alfie having to socialise with Liam? They’re on such different levels
I totally agree with you. She’s still a human being with feelings and has many likable qualities. She has her negative traits too but this relationship with alfie perhaps brings out a lot of negativity, and definitely her anxiety (as we saw she had an anxiety attack when he returned from the kayak trip).
I actually do feel sorry for her sometimes because like I’ve said before I think all she really wants deep down is to have a cute happy little family and some babies to take care of. But the fame and money and freaking alfie has kind of stolen that dream from her.

Oh and I just noticed, she posted on her stories a throwback photo of her and Alfie, maybe from a trip they took to Greece? probably to poke at him to be like “hey, remember me? remember our relationship?” He gives no tit about her. It’s actually really sad. I DESPISE Alfie. And he’s posting on his stories some blonde model on a floaty. He’s disgusting.
 
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I wonder how much she earns for an Ad in IG Story (since it is only available for 24 hours and probably not really seen)
Even £500 is too much in my opinion but we all know they get paid absurd amounts of money!

Also wasn't her bf before Horsie really bad? I don't know, like verbally abusive or something. Can't remember
Easily £10k id say.

Someone I know told me the lesser gleamers ask for at least 10k for a 15 minute or so appearance, and I’m not talking Hinch etc.


I don’t like Zoe and don’t think I ever will. I don’t like her girl next door/ turns into the mean girl from school in an instant act.
However. I think Alfie brings out the very worst in her and he believes his own shite and has probably helped Zoe become a bit full of herself. I dislike Alfie way way more.
 
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Oh, I know i’ll Be crucified for this but I do feel a bit sorry for her.... I know it’s her own fault and she could leave if she wanted to blah blah blah but he is awful and imo much worse than her!

She clearly wants to move things to the next level - marry, have kids, settle down

But he’s just not there yet, I wish she’d realise she’d be better off without him leave YouTube completely and meet a new normal guy with a 9-5

If her and Louise were still friends, could you imagine Alfie having to socialise with Liam? They’re on such different levels
I don't know why people think they will be b crucified for comments we all agree on

As someone said Zoe does have negative traits we pinpoint HOWEVER we all want her to ditch her horse teeth bf
 
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I think there are plenty of young, desperate women who would love nothing more than some attention off ‘YouTube sensation’ Alfie Deyes. He does not strike me as the loyal faithful boyfriend. At all.
 
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I think there are plenty of young, desperate women who would love nothing more than some attention off ‘YouTube sensation’ Alfie Deyes. He does not strike me as the loyal faithful boyfriend. At all.
Well we've all seen his cum face in the video thumbnails.

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I don't know why people think they will be b crucified for comments we all agree on
Usually when people say they feel sorry for her they get the “I don’t feel sorry for her!!! She made her bed!!!! She can lie in it!!!!” type replies. That’s why I said it.
 
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