Zoe Sugg #9 Orangella needs A new fella! #autumnal

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Zoes done an interview with Grazia Magazine and as you can see clearly her and Alfie are on the same page
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Clearly the person writing the article has some kind of visual impairment.....looks 16.....wtf😂
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"What the Internet will be like when we have kids"

Yeah because we'll probably have flying cars and all sorts by the time he marries and gives you kids zozo! 🙄
 
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Zoes done an interview with Grazia Magazine and as you can see clearly her and Alfie are on the same page
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Clearly the person writing the article has some kind of visual impairment.....looks 16.....wtf😂
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HA. I would never ever put my children online like some influencers do. It is vile how much they pawn off their kids to make money. I hope the influencers that do it are putting away savings for their kids (sacconejolys).

"What the Internet will be like when we have kids"

Yeah because we'll probably have flying cars and all sorts by the time he marries and gives you kids zozo! 🙄
Who knows, could be 20 years before Alf wants kids. HAHA.
 
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HA. I would never ever put my children online like some influencers do. It is vile how much they pawn off their kids to make money. I hope the influencers that do it are putting away savings for their kids (sacconejolys).


Who knows, could be 20 years before Alf wants kids. HAHA.
Oh if life was perfect, he would never reproduce 🙈😂
 
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You just know if they do actually have kids sometime within the next few years that Zoes going to go full blown mummy vlogger and will be milking it for all it’s worth.
 
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Does anyone think she's gonna start panicking about her 'biological clock' and fertility when she hits her early 30s?
 
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Does anyone think she's gonna start panicking about her 'biological clock' and fertility when she hits her early 30s?
If she really wants kids and is smart, she could freeze her eggs. Not done through the NHS but privately and costs about $5k. She can more than afford it. Least then if Alf and her split, it would give her time to meet a REAL man and then settle down.
 
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If she really wants kids and is smart, she could freeze her eggs. Not done through the NHS but privately and costs about $5k. She can more than afford it. Least then if Alf and her split, it would give her time to meet a REAL man and then settle down.
She'd probably have her very own freezer to keep them safe in the mansion and you just know Alfie the walking Braincell would accidentally think they were Waitrose luxury brand delicacies and eat them...
 
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She'd probably have her very own freezer to keep them safe in the mansion and you just know Alfie the walking Braincell would accidentally think they were Waitrose luxury brand delicacies and eat them...
This made me laugh out loud! He’d probably do it on purpose to stop them having kids.
 
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I swear that she already "relaunched" her blog in like 2017 and then she stopped updating it again?
She got caught ghost writing her blog; uploaded a blog post with the writer listed as Carrie, then changed it to zoe sugg, people caught saw the change and rightly blasted for it. Cried witch hunt and then closed the blog a while after the that. Guess she needs another anvenue for sponsored content.
 
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She got caught ghost writing her blog; uploaded a blog post with the writer listed as Carrie, then changed it to zoe sugg, people caught saw the change and rightly blasted for it. Cried witch hunt and then closed the blog a while after the that. Guess she needs another anvenue for sponsored content.
Oooh. I must have forgotten about that or not paid attention. Who is Carrie?
 
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She'd probably have her very own freezer to keep them safe in the mansion and you just know Alfie the walking Braincell would accidentally think they were Waitrose luxury brand delicacies and eat them...
I just fell off my office chair laughing. I'm done with ya'll [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
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So is this really happening or is it going to miss the Oct, Nov, and for sure Vlogmas I mean December deadline? She already missed her Sept deadline after all. The fact there isn’t a definite date doesn’t seem promising. There’s not a lot of time left before 2020, Zozo...

I can’t wait for her ‘blog’ to be relaunched. Let the ghostwriting debauchery begin and butcher perfectly normal words like aUtuMnaL and cosy. Or comparing it with Poppy’s low effort crappy blog. Year of the content, you guyssss.

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