Her mum is hot!
It wouldn’t surprise me if she films a labour vlog and gives birth to a bottle of function of beauty shampooI think she must have signed a long term contract with FOB which means one vlog a month has to be sponsored by them. She has to keep posting about them until she’s done with the contract whenever that my be.
100% to all of this, but will make it look like she is a super mum of the year doing it all on her own.Does she think she'll give birth to a cabbage patch kid? If she weren't a spoiled millionare womanchild, this baby would have been a rude awakening for her but since we all know she'll dump the kid on multiple nannies at any chance she gets, styling her ugly stennies should be no problem at all. I doubt she'll give up her 3 hour baths and tacky hair to pay attention to the kid but rest assured, no other mother will be more exhausted than Zoe, somehow.
Post of the threadIt wouldn’t surprise me if she films a labour vlog and gives birth to a bottle of function of beauty shampoo
More Instagramable…Why did they have a tent and not a gazebo?
He’s a famous American YouTuber. He’s been friends with Zalfie since like 2012/2013.Usual suspects attended but who is Joey Graceffa? Zoe tagged him in a photo recently, they must be working together on something.
She wasn’t in any of the pictures so I don’t think she was there. But maddies last Instagram post was in the french Rivera like 2 weeks ago so it’s possible she’s just on holiday. Or if not because she was in France she’s probably isolating as per the rules.Did Maddie (Chester) go? I thought they were friends.
Hilarious or 'I've just been in labour for 10 hours Im sooo tired but my hair is still looking fresh thanks to Function of Beauty. quote ZOESBIRTHHAIR and you will get 20% off and some free stickers that you can stick on the bottles or your vag if its looking red like mine hahaha'.It wouldn’t surprise me if she films a labour vlog and gives birth to a bottle of function of beauty shampoo
amazingHilarious or 'I've just been in labour for 10 hours Im sooo tired but my hair is still looking fresh thanks to Function of Beauty. quote ZOESBIRTHHAIR and you will get 20% off and some free stickers that you can stick on the bottles or your vag if its looking red like mine hahaha'.
duck me.. she really has no idea! I’m sorry but ‘hand the baby over to someone whilst I do my hair’ is the worst thing for her to say in my opinion! If she sees her hair being done as something more important than looking after her own daughter then she really needs to take a long, hard look at herself because she is in for the shock of her life!Lol ok so when your baby is cluster feeding, don’t think it will be easy to ‘hand them over’ or what about when all they want is mum? Or in the 4th trimester where they don’t really want to be apart from you? Not to mention as someone else said baby vomit, and then when they start to pull on them….also just so willing to hand the baby over as soon as she can to style her hair…
#prioritise. I know no one is ever really prepared for a baby but i feel zoe takes the cake on this one….
Cmon do you think they have to? They’re going to have someone else going down thereI never realised how impractical they have done up their house for having a baby. The microwave & washing machine in the basement? Running up and down the stairs with the absolutely loads of washing that babies and children in general produce and heating up food for the baby in the microwave when she’s eating? They didn’t think about this did they?