Oh my god. Shut up Alfie, you couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.View attachment 389697AlfDIE to the defence of his GiRLfRieNd
Oh my god. Shut up Alfie, you couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.View attachment 389697AlfDIE to the defence of his GiRLfRieNd
I’ll bet he does. Saves him having to muster up the effort to give poor old attention starved Zoe a good old finger blasting.View attachment 389697AlfDIE to the defence of his GiRLfRieNd
Me too. She’s great!I love Alizee.
Let’s not act as though he doesn’t duck himself with a Futureshite LimiTeD eDitIon kendama.If he got to play with his 30 year old girlfriend's toys more, maybe he would have less of it?
I actually was talking to my husband about the soulless house jam built and said you know on sims where you make a ridiculous house and then go through the inventory and have to get every single thing on there just to fill itThis is SO accurate, i'm actually crying hahahaha the box house you used to build and in which you placed a random sofa on the middle and had SO MUCH SPACE around that just was impossible to fill.
100%, it's very sensitive subject and even if Zoe wasn't to read it here there are lots of women struggling who will. At the end of the day I think we can all agree we all wish her a child if it's her dream and would be happy for her.Yes I definitely agree that the baby conversation is just tone deaf. It’s such a personal thing and maybe back then she didn’t think much into it beyond the fantasy but in reality it’s incredibly difficult. If she wasn’t trying at the time how could she possibly know.
I am emetophobic like Zoe and just that in itself causes a whole array of anxiety induced issues.
She’s not a saint but it is an incredibly sensitive subject and not really one I’ve ever felt comfortable joking about.
It was from Habitat I think.Am I an absolute knobhead for wanting that clock on her shelf? It’s not because she has one. I’ve wanted one for ages and they’re stupid expensive. I know. I’m a knobhead.
He’s probably annoyed at all the people on twitter who quoted the sex toy post making fun of himView attachment 389697AlfDIE to the defence of his GiRLfRieNd
aren't most of her fans quite young now? I cannot imagine loads of 30 something following someone so immature?He’s probably annoyed at all the people on twitter who quoted the sex toy post making fun of him
that is the most weird photoshop job I have ever seen, what is wrong with her eyes/forhead?!Just found this on the gleam website and wtf?? it doesn't even look like her
Not being dramatic but that is the strangest photo of her I have ever seen. It does not look remotely like Zoe.Just found this on the gleam website and wtf?? it doesn't even look like her
Going rogue when she’s the epitome of being ‘vanilla’Not being dramatic but that is the strangest photo of her I have ever seen. It does not look remotely like Zoe.
Also, Zoella, “going rogue”, give me strength.
ha no! I think shes only used it once.Lol Alfie showing the Figaro on his stories and acting as though they never use it because it’s “not the best car for winter months” do they ever use it in the summer?
Can't say I would be that happy. Right now.I think we can all agree we all wish her a child if it's her dream and would be happy for her.
I agree, she annoys me no end but I do feel sorry for her, she clearly had a different life planned which Alfie is not giving her, but I think it is normal to not want to end SUCH a long term relationship as you have invested so much. Must be really hard, and especially now with lockdown etc it makes moving etc even harderCan't say I would be that happy. Right now.
Would love for them to break up and for her to actually grow up and find happiness with someone else.
god they are both just so wasteful it is disgusting, what is the point of buying a car you don't use?! hardly like it is a property you could rent etcha no! I think shes only used it once.
omg I only intermittently follow them but had no idea there WAS a third floor!Wasteful is having a 1828282 room house and using three rooms; bedroom, kitchen, living room what was the point of the third floor?