Ehh. They both sound a-sexual.This was... ILLUMINATING.
The question is clearly from a perve as no normal fan would ask 'do you play with yourself'.
Zoe: 'Do you or have you ever...'
Alfie: 'If anyone ever had the tendency to want to do that...'
Oh my GOD how do neither of these adults understand that its masturbation and its normal and for a lot of people a regular part of life? They both say more than once 'its normal' but in a way that theyre... just rparroting what other people have said and are saying it because they know theyre supposed to but its not in a genuine way its almost like a 'oh its 'normal' .. i mean obviously I dont do it but sure i guess its normal if you're into that...' vibe
Zoe: 'And lets be honest... most people do it.... it just like pooing really' with a giggle because she said the word poo and 'most people' is said like you might say 'some people enjoy dogging' with a smirk.
Alfie: 'Yeah no cos pooings something you have to do.... sex isnt something you have to do unless you want to make a child... athough there are other methods i guess' (he means reasons)
All said totally neutrally like again he's discussing something that doesnt feature in his life at all, not even a hint of 'there are other reasons you'd want to have sex like cos its a fun recreational activity'
Neither of them masturbate that much is clear.
Zoe: 'I dont think i know enough about sex'
said like she does it once a year at a special ceremony or never.
They then mention Laci Green and other sex educators and Zoe starts to ask 'do you actually watch...' but interrupts herself but clearly the question was her asking him if he actually watched content from those YTers as in sex content, in a way that was like, 'do you?!?'
I mean that was just NOT how that conversation would go between a normal adult couple who have been together that long??