Zoe Sugg #10 Consumerella: 9 days of ming, merch in the bargain bin & still no ring!
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It was after a Christmas thing and the cleaners had messed up their advent calendars and tit like that
Oh yeah, I remember now. I'm wondering every day what she actually does to fill her hours. I would be bored of watching TV and eating Pizza Margherita after a day. Cleaning the house would be an appreciated change for me, at least then you would do something useful. But no, Lazella would much rather rot away on her couch.
SO bleeping SAD.
Don't forget going out to the garden centre and spending two hours on photoshoots for her Instagram ads!
He's not subtle at all! I mean, granzella does do the same old crap wherever she is so I don't know what he expected.So pretty much all Alfie’s got to say on his photos from their wild weekend away together () is how he excited he is the next 6 weeks cos he’s spending them away travelling!
He’s bored senseless of her isn’t he?!
I wish they’d just have a shag and cook something at home
Can you imagine while they were away how grim their porch must have got? The pumpkins must be done by now. Or at least getting there.
I can’t begin to think what that must smell like coming back after a weekend away.
Maybe as bad as her ‘sewage’ extensions.
I can’t begin to think what that must smell like coming back after a weekend away.
Maybe as bad as her ‘sewage’ extensions.
It’ll be a pigeon tit show
SCUMellaIf she’s legit not washing her hair for 10 days, I’m washing my hair more times in a week than she does in a month
I can't believe she has the nerve to say she 'actually' has some time off work - like that is so incredibly unusual. And trust her to only go to the office when she doesn't 'actually' have to be there. Almost every week she posts on a week day how she is 'waiting for Marky' 'baking' 'buying pumpkins a plenty' - anything but working. What a joke.
Rotting pumpkins and corn and moist hay in the English weather. I can’t imagine the smell.. just wait til the mice move in and pee and poo everywhere
Nahh next thread title has to have “sewage” in it. Gotta thank Alfie for that one.
Sewage-ella
They don’t even pretend to go into the office any more do they??
A gardener
Someone to do the cars
The hairdresser and brow ladies always come. Poppy uses the brow lady
They’ve had spray tan people come for #gifted
Massages free (where the guy cracked their back etc)
The have a cleaner.
A gardener
Someone to do the cars
The hairdresser and brow ladies always come. Poppy uses the brow lady
They’ve had spray tan people come for #gifted
Massages free (where the guy cracked their back etc)
She doesn't sound genuine at all. Like she's putting on this cute, bubbly persona. He accent is weird too. I believe she is fake on social media(including youtube). Real Zoe is probably bitchy and controlling. Not as nice as she pretends to be.This was in my recommended to watch. From 2.45 about her book. The side eye from Katie Price at 2.52.
To me... ‘real zoe’ is the girl who heard two girls talking about Alfie in a bathroom and was like ‘ohhh hi’ to make them feel awkward and then continued bitching about them on the video when she got back to the car.
I’ve always got mean girl vibes from her. I know her old tweets were from years ago but I don’t think she’s changed much
Odds on the blog coming this month????
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