you’re on death row.... can I take your order please?

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So What’s your last meal!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Full rundown.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner, and since we’re a long time dead.....let’s chuck in 2 snacks 😎
 
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Breakfast
A full English breakfast - sausages, hash browns, bacon, baked beans and fried bread.

Lunch: Ham, eggs and chips.

Dinner: Fajita complete with refried beans.

2 snacks - two chocolate bars.

Haha, my choice sounds very blokey and pubby.
 
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I haven’t answered myself because I can’t commit to an answer yet 😂😂😂
 
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Death Row, so macros are insignificant ☺

Breakfast : full English, sausages, bacon, fried eggs, beans, hash browns, mushrooms and fried bread... Massive mug of Yorkshire tea


Lunch : extra large donër kebab... all the salad with mint yoghurt and chilli sauce ... 2 cans of full fat coke

dinner: Lamb tikka Jalfrazi, keema rice, cheese chilli naan ... few pints of Cobra to wash it down

Morning snack : Cold sausage roll with English mustard

Evening snack .Ritz biscuits with a nice mature cheddar and fresh black pepper

Won’t need a lethal injection after that... I’ll be in a nice food coma 👌🏾
 
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Breakfast:
At home, we make scrambles with delicious meat, olives, basil, and cheese from the Italian deli. I would have that, a bagel with butter, and a coffee.

Lunch: Veggie lebanese platter: garlic potatoes, rice, stuffed vine leaves, falafel, garlic sauce, hummus, tzatiki.

Dinner: Curry from my favourite Indian restaurant (meat and an aloo gobi) with coconut rice and peshwari naan.

Snack 1: Dairy Queen oreo blizzard ice cream. Love Bar from pret.

Snack 2: Mince pie and a cheesecake.
 
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Breakfast- pancakes with bacon and syrup

Lunch - super noodles 😳

Dinner- Chinese takeaway complete with duck pancakes to start. Satay skewers. Nice and thin chicken strips on them. Then char siu fried rice and sweet and sour chicken Cantonese style and might as well go for it and have prawn crackers as well.

I might well have exploded if I managed all of that anyway.
 
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That sounds delicious 😋
This is a fun thread although it is hard to pick one thing. I have read articles about this and some people had multiple things for dinner. Haha.

Breakfast- pancakes with bacon and syrup

Lunch - super noodles 😳

Dinner- Chinese takeaway complete with duck pancakes to start. Satay skewers. Nice and thin chicken strips on them. Then char siu fried rice and sweet and sour chicken Cantonese style and might as well go for it and have prawn crackers as well.

I might well have exploded if I managed all of that anyway.
I looove duck pancakes and satay skewers.
 
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This may change....
My head is really telling me to ditch the insta type avo/musli choices and have coco pops and pop tarts for breakfast 😂

Snack one : a scone 😂probably brown, don’t judge it’s tragic.

Lunch : tomato soup and plastic cheese slices on buttered bread.

Snack 2 chocolate. Probably something kinder. I eat dark chocolate, but I love chavvy kids chocolate that makes your teeth scream 😂

Dinner. This is hard.
Macaroni cheese 🤷‍♀️ I’m dead, so if I don’t fit in my outfit they can sew me in
Dessert: ice cream.

I’m drinking Baileys or Jack Daniels.

Oohdadrama on death row is a bit of a closet fat girl and kinda boring 🤣🤣
 
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I have had two teeth extracted and the anaesthetic has not worn off yet... I should not be reading this thread 🤣

Brilliant thread, enjoying reading all the meals
 
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Breakfast- churros and waffles with melted Nutella and icing sugar.

Lunch- Brie, olives, mixed ham/chorizo/ crusty bread.

Dinner- a proper Greek mousakka with feta salad.

Snack one- pop tarts 😂
Snack two- pistachio nuts

Inhaled
 
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Breakfast: boiled eggs and soldiers. Soldiers has to be freshly baked bread, lightly toasted covered in proper butter

Lunch. Every item from Cosmo the all you can eat buffet. I'm not fussy, if I'm about to die I'm eating everything I try to avoid. I have no shame.

Dinner. Traditional Christmas dinner with all the trimmings. Turkey, buttery mash, goose fat roast potatoes, pigs in blankets are a must.

Snacks. 1. A scoop from every section in the pick and mix at the cinema. (I'm not paying so I don't feel no guilt requesting this)
2. A scoop of every ice cream at the cinema Ben and Jerry's counter.
 
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Breakfast :bottle of Baileys
Dinner:bottle of prosecco with chambord
Tea:bottle of strawberry gin
With 2 sides of liquorice sambuca.
I will be too pissed to care im about to go and think of the spray of vom as i do go!!!
 
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Breakfast - Dippy Egg & Soldiers (because I’m a bit wanky - make them Burford Browns and sourdough toast (loads of butter). A side of pastries washed down with a Bloody Mary

Lunch - Christmas Dinner - turkey and ham, pigs in blankets, roast potatoes, sprouts, braised cabbage, cauliflower cheese, Yorkshire’s, stuffing (paxo 🙄) bread sauce and lashings of Garvey - bottle of Pinot Noir

Dinner - Mum’s veggie samosa and lamb curry and rice with a G&T

Snack 1 - baked Camembert with crusty bread
Snack 2 - family sized bag of salt & balsamic vinegar crisps

Excellent post - this is the most I’ve used my brain today
 
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Breakfast - Cup of tea and bacon sandwich, no sauce.

Snack - Hula hoops, plain

Lunch - Tesco prawn sandwich with mum's tomato soup and an icy diet coke

Snack - Milky bar buttons and more tea

Dinner - Cava, bbq'd seafood, loads of salads, lots of cold NZ white wine and pavlova for pud.


Lunch. Every item from Cosmo the all you can eat buffet.

You like the Cosmo too?! I love the Cosmo.
 
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Every single one of us is on death row for commenting on influencers whacking Brenda at the Chinese buffet because she took the last slice of amaretto cheesecake.
 
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This is an amazing post lol when Iv got time later I’m gonna read all the comments.. will defo give me meal ideas during the week lol although the bottle of baileys for Xmas will have to wait till Xmas .. I can’t commit to answering this yet .. might take me about 48 hours at least lol

Bottle of baileys for breakfast I mean 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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For breakfast I wanna have French Toast with fresh fruit, vanilla custard and peach smoothie.

My morning snack will be two of the big raspberry and milk flavored Drumsticks, a bag of sour patch kids and a Starbucks Mocca Mint Frappucino.

For lunch, I wanna have pasta, though I can't quite decide on the sauce so I'll have a selection of different pasta and a nice salad. I want a Bitter Lemon to go with it.

My afternoon snack is going to be a slice of the best cheesecake they can find and a red velvet cupcake. I'll have some iced coffee with it.

And as the very last meal, I'll just go with a bowl of mousse au chocolate and a bottle of vodka.
 
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Breakfast: smoked salmon and scrambled egg on toast with a large apple juice.
Lunch: Tuna pasta bake with a Dr Pepper.
Dinner: A massive meat platter including bbq pulled pork, beef brisket, ribs & chips. With a large full fat coke.
Snack 1: Big bar of galaxy
Snack 2: Bowl of sweet and salty popcorn

I think I'd die before they executed me
 
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