Soooo my boyfriend has just come home from a work night out at 2am completely blackout drunk and covered in sick. Found him passed out on the rug in the lounge - what shall I do? leave him there until the morning or try and get him cleaned up and move him into bed? He’s heavy!
(I live in Australia btw, hence the time difference)
Definitely leave him. But pick the rug up and roll him on floor. Can’t have him being sick on the rug. Definitely in recovery position, that’s if you feel like it!
Get up at 8am radio on full blast signing at the top of your voice. And of course he needs to accompany you shopping in a busy mall at 10am. Yep that should do the trick.
Then he needs to make you dinner this evening. Think that should sort him out for you.
Definitely leave him. But pick the rug up and roll him on floor. Can’t have him being sick on the rug. Definitely in recovery position, that’s if you feel like it!
Get up at 8am radio on full blast signing at the top of your voice. And of course he needs to accompany you shopping in a busy mall at 10am. Yep that should do the trick.
Then he needs to make you dinner this evening. Think that should sort him out for you.
Good shout about the rug, unfortunately he’s wedged himself in between the sofa and a cabinet so I can’t move him off it! He owes me a nice new fluffy ikea rug if he pukes on it!
Good shout about the rug, unfortunately he’s wedged himself in between the sofa and a cabinet so I can’t move him off it! He owes me a nice new fluffy ikea rug if he pukes on it!