Arigato gozaimasu to @Piping Hot for the 2 funny and 2 hilarious thread title. Everyone here? We're FAMILY!! FAMILY sticks together! And Will and Denise? Oh, nevermind...
Piping Hot, just like ramen, like wagyu beef, oknomiyaki and convenience store fried chicken.
"Turning Japanese, YITS are Turning Japanese, I really think so..."
YITS and Sierra started their Japan "uh-venture" in "TOYKO" according to Will's thumbnail. He has so many misspellings, it's more like a dumb nail.
Oh, Thank Heaven for 7-11. As the great @Murray9000 said.
Yes, 7-11. Or, as I like to call it, The Weigel's of the Far East.
It's also apparently the only place in Japan where Will can get his deep fried food fix without having to spend a lot of money.
I'd say Japanese convenience stores are somewhat better than in the US, but they're still convenience stores. For example, I'm sure some people like convenience store fried chicken here, too. Japanese mini-mart food is fine but, just like here, you can find better at a decent price if you take the time to look. Which we all know Will doesn't.
One business trip I took, I was so busy, I ate a lot of Lawson sandwiches. Lawson food is probably better than the US, but they are still convenience store sandwiches. Nobody is craving one. Well, except for...
Dawn "fell in love" with fruit sandwiches that are basically cake. They make Pop Tarts look healthy. YITS would also hide the drinks they bought. Which means they bought sugar soda, of course. After jonesing for an English breakfast (ham/bacon, baked beans, tomatoes, mushrooms) in London, Will had zero interest in a traditional Japanese breakfast of grilled fish, rice, miso soup, pickled vegetables and seaweed. Trust me. It's not bad at all. Of course Will is the person who calls a tiny hamburger patty on rice, "sushi". Will's impressed with the the tiny beef. He's impressed with the tiny beef.
So I think I figured it out. Will said McDonald's burgers in Japan only come in two, four or six patties. He got his Big Mac with double meat, but implied it was the only way he could get it. Here's the truth: The Big Mac already comes with two patties. The other sandwiches didn't. He, Sierra and Dawn all ordered double the meat. Will wants you to think that they didn't have a choice. That's what he does. Will lies by omission or implication. In this case, implying that they just had regular McDonald's sandwiches in Japan. When in reality, all three of them specifically ordered double meat.
On a livestream, Will said, "You saw the size of those burgers." Yes, and we've also seen the size of you two.
Let's say it wasn't their choice to get double meat. They couldn't simply take the extra meat off their sandwich? There must be a McDonald's law in Japan I'm not familiar with. The Japanese Hamburgler must be a hard ass. Mayor McCheese is going to get Officer Big Mac to throw your ass in jail.
Japan: The Land of the Rising Cholesterol
Isn't it interesting how Will can say exactly what he spent at McDonald's but almost nothing else?
He also knows it's $62 for Tokyo Disneyland tickets. Will says it's less than $150 for all three of them. Wait. What? Will. 3x62 is 186. 186 > 150. I'm guessing he said that because Mama Sidelines subsidized Sierra, so it did cost Will less than $150.
YITS and poor Sierra arrived only an hour before Tokyo Disneyland (not Disneyland Tokyo, Will) opened. They didn't get into the park until 30 minutes after it opened, which is why they had more meals than rides. For some reason, Will bought "Vanellope's Cheese and Egg Hot Dog". It comes on a red bun with different toppings, including little round ones. Unfortunately for Dawn, after her first mouthful, she said, "I didn't get a bite of the balls." Probably not the first time a layer of fat and cheese kept her from doing that.
"Turning Japanese. YITS is Turning Japanese I don't really think so!"
Osaka is pretty much the food capital of Japan. So what does Professor Research do? (after the stupid tit Will did on this trip, I'm upgrading him to Professor Research) Will took Sierra to KURA sushi. Why go to a chain restaurant? Because it's familiar. I wonder if they went to Japanese Applebee's to see if they serve wagyu riblets? Will's impressed with the wagyu. He's impressed with the wagyu.
Will took us to Hiroshima, but only vaguely talked about the historical significance. He passed it off saying he doesn't talk about those things. Of course when Dawn flushed four times on one of their cruises, Will didn't talk about that either. Clearly Will is uncomfortable talking about the dropping of toxic bombs.
While at a temple, Will and Dawn said they stood out like sore thumbs. Well, they do look like thumbs. Of course the only place Will and Dawn would blend in is Ryogoku Kokugikan in Tokyo. (You can Google that punchline)
While on a livestream, subscribers asked why Will yells so much. Will explains that he doesn't yell. He whispers, it's just that he holds his phone so close to his face.
In unrelated news, WILL WENT TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS IN JAPAN!!! BA-NA-NA HOTEL!!!! THEY STILL HAVE THE JAWS RIDE!!! ELMO!!! THE COUNT!!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! IT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!! DID YOU KNOW IT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS? IT DOES!!! IT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!!!
Will said he and Dawn took a picture with THE CRU. Now, look, I realize Vince Neil looks rough these days, but don't insult Gru from "Despicable Me" like that.
I feel the Japan trip really exposed Dawn's diminished capacity. Especially as USJ when she ordered Snoopy food like a toddler who needs Ritalin, "I wanna get the Snoopy coins and the French fries and a cake ..." Just a reminder, Dawn is almost 52 years old.
During their first Livestream Sunday, after Dawn said she'd been waiting for two weeks to show all the items she bought from various vending machines and chocolate shops. She also bought a zipper bag shaped like a fish from Super Mario games. The character, if you don't know, is called a 'Cheep Cheep'. While Will is called super cheap cheap.
While Dawn got most of her souvenirs from vending machines, Will actually spent money on himself, including a Hiroshima Carp cap, which looks a lot like a Cincinnati Reds cap. Will wants to go to a Reds game because he thinks he'll blow fans' minds. Dawn can't spend $2 without asking for permission, but Will can spend $300 on baseball tickets because he wants to brag. Yes, because Cincinnati fans have no idea that there's a similar logo in Japan. "What's it's called?" he expects them to say, "Japan? Never heard of it." Fuckin vloggers. Always think they're the first to do everything.
Back from Japan, Will says not to believe all the stereotypes. People are tall. The food is good. It's totally safe. Will is, of course, talking about the stereotypes HE perpetuated.
Will and Dawn regret only bringing one pair of shoes. Why didn't they buy some platform sneakers to give themselves some height? The real question is what can they do to not give themselves more weight?
Maybe not eat 7-11 fried chicken, pastries, cake and soda every morning? Of course "everyone" said you gotta try mini-mart fried chicken. When talking to people in Japan, I wonder if Will recommend Casey's Pizza or Weigel's long johns? Same thing. From one mini-mart breakfast to another. Will tried to make it seem cultural when it's almost exactly what they do every morning at home.
I know we try not to be political here and all get along, but you're going to have to indulge and forgive me for a moment. It turns out Will is now a disillusioned Trump supporter. Yes, unfortunately for Will, President Trump made English the official language, making it very difficult for Will and Dawn. They're now forced to speak English as opposed to the gibberish Dawn speaks and whatever Will is knowen to yell.
As bad as Will is with English, not surprisingly, his Japanese is even worse. Even though he discovered this rare, unknown app called...Google Translate...um...I think? I don't know. I'm still on CompuServe. Google's only been around over 20 bleeping years. I'm sure Ronda Gail is at home trying to download it to her princess phone right now.
Even with all the help, Will still said tit wrong: "saya-nata" "Yankee-deska" and he couldn't pronounce any new food he tried. He butchered more food than the meat market they walked by. Also, you say, "arigato gozaimasu". It's more formal. It's considered rude in a restaurant or store to just say "arigato". It's too familiar. Did you not hear everyone say it? You didn't pick up on that?
Domo arigato, big dumbo. Domo! Dumbo! Domo! Dumbo!
At Nara, Will cackled as the famous bowing dear headbutted Dawn and Sierra in hopes of getting more wafers from them. They went all the way to Nara for that? It was like a lame petting zoo filled with four-legged pigeons. Stupid.
At Osaka Castle, Will was told not to film the Buddha inside. Of course, Will filmed the Buddha as he walked by an open window. Will also filmed people on trains and in public even though he knew he wasn't supposed to. Will and Dawn shouldn't have used their yen for vending machine crap and instead should have paid people for their image.
Back from Japan, they ate lunch at "Grilla Taco" (weeks after everyone else). Will's sources said there was a wrestling ring inside. There isn't, which should tell you all you need to know about Will's sources. Newsflash! My sources tell me Will makes tit up. My sources being my ears, eyes and brain.
He did his exact same walking through Gatlinburg and the same 1/2 mile paved hike. They won't admit it, but they're still sore from Japan. Having nothing new to say, Will mentioned he can now film in The Smokies for the 100th time. Gee, I hadn't heard...in the last fifteen minutes.
But after hiding out for weeks, Dawn was very excited to show the first livestream all of her gumball machine trinkets, tchotchkes and Dubai chocolate. Why Dubai chocolate? Because it has camels on the label! After all, Japan is knowen for its camels and sand dunes. Will and Dawn don't know you can buy that here. Ditto flavored Kit Kats. Dumb Dumbs.
She said, as she showed off tens of dollars in pins, key chains and a shopping bag we'll never see again, "I've been waiting two weeks!" Yes, two weeks of hiding out at home, pretending to be gone, lying about being home and recovering from being sore, tired and sick. Three weeks at home and Dawn is still sick!
It's a good thing they didn't eat anything 'raw' (sushi isn't raw), otherwise they would have gotten sick on their trip. Wait. They did. Why didn't they spend three days in their in their room? Right. Because they didn't stay three days anywhere. Will made Dawn get up and waddle, even though she felt like tit. You could see on her face just how miserable she was. She looked so upset, you'd think she saw Jabberjaw's frozen body at the Toyosu Fish Market.
Regardless of your feelings, when one is sick in Japan, it's customary that one masks up even when in open air. Of course Will and Dawn didn't research that. Professor Research didn't really look up anything. I think Sierra did most of the research. Leave it to someone who can read. Will couldn't pronounce most cities, couldn't use chopsticks or follow most general behaviors while in Japan.
Turning Japanese. YITS are Turning Japanese? Aww...hell no!
Piping Hot, just like ramen, like wagyu beef, oknomiyaki and convenience store fried chicken.
"Turning Japanese, YITS are Turning Japanese, I really think so..." YITS and Sierra started their Japan "uh-venture" in "TOYKO" according to Will's thumbnail. He has so many misspellings, it's more like a dumb nail.
Oh, Thank Heaven for 7-11. As the great @Murray9000 said.
Yes, 7-11. Or, as I like to call it, The Weigel's of the Far East.
It's also apparently the only place in Japan where Will can get his deep fried food fix without having to spend a lot of money.
I'd say Japanese convenience stores are somewhat better than in the US, but they're still convenience stores. For example, I'm sure some people like convenience store fried chicken here, too. Japanese mini-mart food is fine but, just like here, you can find better at a decent price if you take the time to look. Which we all know Will doesn't.
One business trip I took, I was so busy, I ate a lot of Lawson sandwiches. Lawson food is probably better than the US, but they are still convenience store sandwiches. Nobody is craving one. Well, except for...
Dawn "fell in love" with fruit sandwiches that are basically cake. They make Pop Tarts look healthy. YITS would also hide the drinks they bought. Which means they bought sugar soda, of course. After jonesing for an English breakfast (ham/bacon, baked beans, tomatoes, mushrooms) in London, Will had zero interest in a traditional Japanese breakfast of grilled fish, rice, miso soup, pickled vegetables and seaweed. Trust me. It's not bad at all. Of course Will is the person who calls a tiny hamburger patty on rice, "sushi". Will's impressed with the the tiny beef. He's impressed with the tiny beef.
So I think I figured it out. Will said McDonald's burgers in Japan only come in two, four or six patties. He got his Big Mac with double meat, but implied it was the only way he could get it. Here's the truth: The Big Mac already comes with two patties. The other sandwiches didn't. He, Sierra and Dawn all ordered double the meat. Will wants you to think that they didn't have a choice. That's what he does. Will lies by omission or implication. In this case, implying that they just had regular McDonald's sandwiches in Japan. When in reality, all three of them specifically ordered double meat.
On a livestream, Will said, "You saw the size of those burgers." Yes, and we've also seen the size of you two.
Let's say it wasn't their choice to get double meat. They couldn't simply take the extra meat off their sandwich? There must be a McDonald's law in Japan I'm not familiar with. The Japanese Hamburgler must be a hard ass. Mayor McCheese is going to get Officer Big Mac to throw your ass in jail.
Japan: The Land of the Rising Cholesterol
Isn't it interesting how Will can say exactly what he spent at McDonald's but almost nothing else?
He also knows it's $62 for Tokyo Disneyland tickets. Will says it's less than $150 for all three of them. Wait. What? Will. 3x62 is 186. 186 > 150. I'm guessing he said that because Mama Sidelines subsidized Sierra, so it did cost Will less than $150.
YITS and poor Sierra arrived only an hour before Tokyo Disneyland (not Disneyland Tokyo, Will) opened. They didn't get into the park until 30 minutes after it opened, which is why they had more meals than rides. For some reason, Will bought "Vanellope's Cheese and Egg Hot Dog". It comes on a red bun with different toppings, including little round ones. Unfortunately for Dawn, after her first mouthful, she said, "I didn't get a bite of the balls." Probably not the first time a layer of fat and cheese kept her from doing that.
"Turning Japanese. YITS is Turning Japanese I don't really think so!" Osaka is pretty much the food capital of Japan. So what does Professor Research do? (after the stupid tit Will did on this trip, I'm upgrading him to Professor Research) Will took Sierra to KURA sushi. Why go to a chain restaurant? Because it's familiar. I wonder if they went to Japanese Applebee's to see if they serve wagyu riblets? Will's impressed with the wagyu. He's impressed with the wagyu.
Will took us to Hiroshima, but only vaguely talked about the historical significance. He passed it off saying he doesn't talk about those things. Of course when Dawn flushed four times on one of their cruises, Will didn't talk about that either. Clearly Will is uncomfortable talking about the dropping of toxic bombs.
While at a temple, Will and Dawn said they stood out like sore thumbs. Well, they do look like thumbs. Of course the only place Will and Dawn would blend in is Ryogoku Kokugikan in Tokyo. (You can Google that punchline)
While on a livestream, subscribers asked why Will yells so much. Will explains that he doesn't yell. He whispers, it's just that he holds his phone so close to his face.
In unrelated news, WILL WENT TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS IN JAPAN!!! BA-NA-NA HOTEL!!!! THEY STILL HAVE THE JAWS RIDE!!! ELMO!!! THE COUNT!!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! IT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!! DID YOU KNOW IT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS? IT DOES!!! IT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!!!
Will said he and Dawn took a picture with THE CRU. Now, look, I realize Vince Neil looks rough these days, but don't insult Gru from "Despicable Me" like that.
I feel the Japan trip really exposed Dawn's diminished capacity. Especially as USJ when she ordered Snoopy food like a toddler who needs Ritalin, "I wanna get the Snoopy coins and the French fries and a cake ..." Just a reminder, Dawn is almost 52 years old.
During their first Livestream Sunday, after Dawn said she'd been waiting for two weeks to show all the items she bought from various vending machines and chocolate shops. She also bought a zipper bag shaped like a fish from Super Mario games. The character, if you don't know, is called a 'Cheep Cheep'. While Will is called super cheap cheap.
While Dawn got most of her souvenirs from vending machines, Will actually spent money on himself, including a Hiroshima Carp cap, which looks a lot like a Cincinnati Reds cap. Will wants to go to a Reds game because he thinks he'll blow fans' minds. Dawn can't spend $2 without asking for permission, but Will can spend $300 on baseball tickets because he wants to brag. Yes, because Cincinnati fans have no idea that there's a similar logo in Japan. "What's it's called?" he expects them to say, "Japan? Never heard of it." Fuckin vloggers. Always think they're the first to do everything.
Back from Japan, Will says not to believe all the stereotypes. People are tall. The food is good. It's totally safe. Will is, of course, talking about the stereotypes HE perpetuated.
Will and Dawn regret only bringing one pair of shoes. Why didn't they buy some platform sneakers to give themselves some height? The real question is what can they do to not give themselves more weight?
Maybe not eat 7-11 fried chicken, pastries, cake and soda every morning? Of course "everyone" said you gotta try mini-mart fried chicken. When talking to people in Japan, I wonder if Will recommend Casey's Pizza or Weigel's long johns? Same thing. From one mini-mart breakfast to another. Will tried to make it seem cultural when it's almost exactly what they do every morning at home.
I know we try not to be political here and all get along, but you're going to have to indulge and forgive me for a moment. It turns out Will is now a disillusioned Trump supporter. Yes, unfortunately for Will, President Trump made English the official language, making it very difficult for Will and Dawn. They're now forced to speak English as opposed to the gibberish Dawn speaks and whatever Will is knowen to yell.
As bad as Will is with English, not surprisingly, his Japanese is even worse. Even though he discovered this rare, unknown app called...Google Translate...um...I think? I don't know. I'm still on CompuServe. Google's only been around over 20 bleeping years. I'm sure Ronda Gail is at home trying to download it to her princess phone right now.
Even with all the help, Will still said tit wrong: "saya-nata" "Yankee-deska" and he couldn't pronounce any new food he tried. He butchered more food than the meat market they walked by. Also, you say, "arigato gozaimasu". It's more formal. It's considered rude in a restaurant or store to just say "arigato". It's too familiar. Did you not hear everyone say it? You didn't pick up on that?
Domo arigato, big dumbo. Domo! Dumbo! Domo! Dumbo! At Nara, Will cackled as the famous bowing dear headbutted Dawn and Sierra in hopes of getting more wafers from them. They went all the way to Nara for that? It was like a lame petting zoo filled with four-legged pigeons. Stupid.
At Osaka Castle, Will was told not to film the Buddha inside. Of course, Will filmed the Buddha as he walked by an open window. Will also filmed people on trains and in public even though he knew he wasn't supposed to. Will and Dawn shouldn't have used their yen for vending machine crap and instead should have paid people for their image.
Back from Japan, they ate lunch at "Grilla Taco" (weeks after everyone else). Will's sources said there was a wrestling ring inside. There isn't, which should tell you all you need to know about Will's sources. Newsflash! My sources tell me Will makes tit up. My sources being my ears, eyes and brain.
He did his exact same walking through Gatlinburg and the same 1/2 mile paved hike. They won't admit it, but they're still sore from Japan. Having nothing new to say, Will mentioned he can now film in The Smokies for the 100th time. Gee, I hadn't heard...in the last fifteen minutes.
But after hiding out for weeks, Dawn was very excited to show the first livestream all of her gumball machine trinkets, tchotchkes and Dubai chocolate. Why Dubai chocolate? Because it has camels on the label! After all, Japan is knowen for its camels and sand dunes. Will and Dawn don't know you can buy that here. Ditto flavored Kit Kats. Dumb Dumbs.
She said, as she showed off tens of dollars in pins, key chains and a shopping bag we'll never see again, "I've been waiting two weeks!" Yes, two weeks of hiding out at home, pretending to be gone, lying about being home and recovering from being sore, tired and sick. Three weeks at home and Dawn is still sick!
It's a good thing they didn't eat anything 'raw' (sushi isn't raw), otherwise they would have gotten sick on their trip. Wait. They did. Why didn't they spend three days in their in their room? Right. Because they didn't stay three days anywhere. Will made Dawn get up and waddle, even though she felt like tit. You could see on her face just how miserable she was. She looked so upset, you'd think she saw Jabberjaw's frozen body at the Toyosu Fish Market.
Regardless of your feelings, when one is sick in Japan, it's customary that one masks up even when in open air. Of course Will and Dawn didn't research that. Professor Research didn't really look up anything. I think Sierra did most of the research. Leave it to someone who can read. Will couldn't pronounce most cities, couldn't use chopsticks or follow most general behaviors while in Japan.
Turning Japanese. YITS are Turning Japanese? Aww...hell no! 
