"You like me! You really like me!" - itsgotflavur
Folks, thanks for the honor of the final thread title of 2024. Dawn, are you ready? Sideways thumbs up.
Now cue our new opening from @Furmingos
Yer all invited to come along
With grifter Will and his puppet Dong.
Ridin' all over Tennessee
Stuffin' their gullets with every food they see.
Lyin' out their ass wherever they go
For gas station pizza and sodas to go.
On a rehashed journey yet again
To all the same places they've already been.
Lord willin' and the creek don't rise
Watch out for steamrollin' Dong and her thunder thighs.
Another cruise? So make sure you tune in
To see Will grow another chin.
If you don't like the new opening, we can vote on it (and then YITS will choose a completely different option).
2024 was quite a year. Will and Dawn went on cruises. Ate at a bunch of buffets. Went to Canada. Went to Florida. Stayed at the same time share. Went to the Showcase of Citrus and Dis-uh-ney Springs. Went to Michigan. Went to Dollywood. And exploited a natural disaster for views. Wait. Is this a new year? What year is this? *Robin Williams gif*
It was the year Yankee in the South earned its silver YouTube play button (or "Buttion" as Will spells it).
You know what they say? If at first you don't succeed, try for 9 more years. Or two years if you're Ryan from Adventure Is Out There.
It's Will's biggest accomplishment since he graduated from The Burger School. Dawn's biggest accomplishment since she grad...oh, right. There's no record she ever graduated. Um...made it to level 3,839,540 on Fish Finder?
Will spent $1100 on sus-scribers prizes but about $500 on buying trophies and silver form letters for himself. Too bad Will and Dawn couldn't afford any more prizes. What prizes, you say? You could have gotten 2/3 of a dinner for two at a restaurant. Or a $200 hotels dot com gift certificate. Will probably just cashed in his credit card points. With $200 you can get three nights where Will and Dawn stayed: Chattanooga's finest hooker motel. "Come for the company. Stay because the pimps won't let you leave."
But don't worry. Will promises they'll have more random giveaways. Maybe $5 in raccoon penises from the Sevierville Flea Market, Crest Soap or $15 in Christmas Card stamps picked up on December 23rd. Give aways so random nobody knows when they'll be. Random enough so Will can keep putting them off. Just like he'll put off the prize winners who want to have dinner with Will and Dawn. By the way, who picks up the tab for the the (large) part of the bill the gift card doesn't cover? I don't know the whole answer, but I know part of it: not Will.
What happened to the party? The tumblers? The hats? T-shirts? Stickers? Magnets? We haven't heard. Although I have heard Will has some ideas...ideas on how to get out of all of it.
Will and Dawn are sick...I should say ill. Taking into account their healthy lifestyle and eating habits, I'm stunned. Considering every time they take us grocery shopping it looks like they're shopping for a Halloween party or to restock Willy Wonka's Sweet Factory. I'm amazed they have a virus and not diabetes. Of course the selfish assholes went to Christmas at Mama Sidelines's and got everyone sick. Did they learn? Oh, no! Not The Burger School graduate and the woman whose idea of wellness is falling in one. Nope. They want to go out for NYE. Yay! Get all of Gatlinburg sick! Call it Dawn's Sickie Stampede!
They haven't been this selfish on New Year's Eve since they parked their fat asses at Chris and Mindy's. Of course the poor people of Gatlinburg won't even get a box of Krispy Kremes for their troubles.
Gee, I wonder how Dawn got sick? On an unrelated note, Will and Dawn spent a week in Michigan trapzing around outside in sub-freezing temperatures in clothing barely suitable for spring weather.
I'll let the Christmas present my wife got for me do the talking:
On this uh-venture they went to some Christmas village filled with Times Square's dingiest, off-brand characters. To be fair, the characters are cleaner than Will and Dawn.
We also discovered that Dawn worked at a chicken restaurant in Port Huron for three weeks. Will kept bringing this up because he loves to humiliate his wife. The worst part? Dawn's manager Spritz the Goat had to fire her.
Before that, YITS went on a Royal Caribbean cruise. You know the drill: virtually nothing but eating. They slept in a closet. Err...an inside cabin. But Will and Dawn totally loved it. It was the best 30 ft anywhere. Only Liberace lived in a nicer closet. At least that's what you'd think if you listened to Will and Dawn. However any thinking person would realize that Will clearly wants to suck up to Royal Caribbean in hopes of getting free cruises. He's sucking up so much, the ship should have a hickie. Will never got his colonoscopy but he's got his nose high up Royal Caribbean's ass.
Speaking of high...oh, you know where we're going: back earlier in the year and to Vancouver, BC where Dawn got caught vaping! It should come as no surprise. The overeating, the slits for eyes, the sunglasses inside, the general cluelessness. Not to mention she's Denise420's sister. Plus, 420's boyfriend TOW has admitted to taking gummies. There's no way Will and Dawn don't partake. I don't know what the duck Denise is into these days, but 420 doesn't cover the scope of her issues. Denise840? LSDenise? Special D? Or just change her name to Molly.
Also, Dawn, shouldn't TOW and YITS pay me every time they use the name that I coined?
But 2024 was quite the year in the YCU (YITS Cinematic Universe).
Will and Dawn went on four (!) cruises including one to Alaska. I literally had to count. I can't tell them apart since we saw whales on all four cruises.
They only had "a little bacon" at each breakfast, lunch and brunch. Yeah. Only if you compare it to the pound of bacon on the BLT at Tony's. At least Dawn didn't try to swallow any knives. Though she did try escargot. She spit it out like the toddler she is. Probably not enough fat, salt and sugar.
For someone who claims to be allergic, Will and Dawn sure looked for a lot of pineapples on their Carnival cruise a few months ago. The Carnival bed barely contained Will's sister Jamie's ample bosom. There's no way those beds could handle the swinging of two even bigger boobs like Will and Dawn. BTW, if Will and Dawn are YITS, does that make Jamie...eh...nevermind. Her eyes are up here (somewhere).
Also on Carnival,Will bought a $70 piece of wood likely made in The Philippines. Will spent probably $15 in total on Dawn all year. Mostly in folding shopping bags that she never uses except to model during live streams. Plus $0 in health care.
In The Smokies, they aren't even second anymore. AIOT surpassed them years ago and others are coming up quickly. Will has no idea what's going on in The Smokies. When asked just weeks ago what he was going to do in The Smokies in December Will could only name The Christmas Parade. Will says because if you focus on The Smokies your views will go down. In other news, in about three years, Adventure Is Out There has nearly 130,000 subscribers and growing way past YITS.
Will loves "history" or at least saying he loves it. In 2024, YITS, or as Will spells it "WITS" (more like half-WITS), went to Mt Rushmore. Dawn can name half of the presidents up there. Even though she was looking at Mt Rushmore Dawn was more interested in two chipmunks she called "Chip and Dale" than "Abraham Lincoln, George Washington and Theodore (no last name)" Theodore who, Dawn? I'm surprised she didn't yell, "ALVIN!!!"
I'm looking forward to more "international travel", cruises and pawing merchandise in gift shops around the world. Such insight. It's going to be exciting to hear "it's hard to take it all in" in every travel video.
Oh, by the way, how's YITS diet going?
Whoa! It IS hard to take it all in! By that, I mean the underwear trying to cover all that acreage.
Forget an airline seatbelt extension. She needs an airline seat extension.
Her shorts should say, "BODY BY CASEY'S PIZZA". I'm not sure Casey's could afford a sign that big. After all, Casey's is only in the oil and petroleum industry. Probably not lucrative enough. If Casey's could afford it, it would be the third largest billboard in Sevier County.
Will wants to go to Tokyo or Paris Disneyland. With the exchange rate, Tokyo is especially affordable right now. Thanks to Google, it's even easier to get around. The bad part is that it requires reading. According to Will, WDW costs $1000 a day. Leave it to Will to spend over $2000 in hotel, airfare and other expenses just for the thought of saving money on admission tickets. Burger School math.
Maybe it's just me, but, does it feel like YITS has lost momentum since they got their YouTube plaque? It's like they reached their goal and there is nothing else to work towards. Views are down. Engagement is way down. For years, Will's idol Adam the Woo has talked about and tried to "take it easy". Every time he's discovered that he literally can't afford to do that. Will got his plaque. He's tired of The Smokies. Is this the year Will gets tired of other travel? He can't afford to do anything high end (Dawn's more of a wide end). At some point Will is going to get tired of the travel. Just like he got tired of The Smokies, he's going to tire of the sameness of cruises, having to need a seatbelt extension on flights (whatever happened to that goal?) the cost of parking in garages and hotels. Then what?
More and more, Will relies on "tradition". Which is a code word for not looking for new things to do or wanting to eat at some place with deep fried food again.
Dawn has no clue where she is or where she's been. Will just goes to go and for bragging rights. It gives him something else to say if something remotely reminds him of London, Paris or The Beatles.
He says it's for Dawn, but we know the truth. The truth is it's not for his wife or his stans. It's for him. As long as he can stuff his face and get out of anything that even vaguely resembles work, we'll continue down this gluttonous highway. While the type of subjects continue to narrow, Will and Dawn will continue to get wider.
Happy 2025, Everyone! Pass the antacid and the Lipitor.
Folks, thanks for the honor of the final thread title of 2024. Dawn, are you ready? Sideways thumbs up.
Now cue our new opening from @Furmingos
Yer all invited to come alongWith grifter Will and his puppet Dong.
Ridin' all over Tennessee
Stuffin' their gullets with every food they see.
Lyin' out their ass wherever they go
For gas station pizza and sodas to go.
On a rehashed journey yet again
To all the same places they've already been.
Lord willin' and the creek don't rise
Watch out for steamrollin' Dong and her thunder thighs.
Another cruise? So make sure you tune in
To see Will grow another chin.
If you don't like the new opening, we can vote on it (and then YITS will choose a completely different option).
2024 was quite a year. Will and Dawn went on cruises. Ate at a bunch of buffets. Went to Canada. Went to Florida. Stayed at the same time share. Went to the Showcase of Citrus and Dis-uh-ney Springs. Went to Michigan. Went to Dollywood. And exploited a natural disaster for views. Wait. Is this a new year? What year is this? *Robin Williams gif*
It was the year Yankee in the South earned its silver YouTube play button (or "Buttion" as Will spells it).
You know what they say? If at first you don't succeed, try for 9 more years. Or two years if you're Ryan from Adventure Is Out There.
It's Will's biggest accomplishment since he graduated from The Burger School. Dawn's biggest accomplishment since she grad...oh, right. There's no record she ever graduated. Um...made it to level 3,839,540 on Fish Finder?
Will spent $1100 on sus-scribers prizes but about $500 on buying trophies and silver form letters for himself. Too bad Will and Dawn couldn't afford any more prizes. What prizes, you say? You could have gotten 2/3 of a dinner for two at a restaurant. Or a $200 hotels dot com gift certificate. Will probably just cashed in his credit card points. With $200 you can get three nights where Will and Dawn stayed: Chattanooga's finest hooker motel. "Come for the company. Stay because the pimps won't let you leave."
But don't worry. Will promises they'll have more random giveaways. Maybe $5 in raccoon penises from the Sevierville Flea Market, Crest Soap or $15 in Christmas Card stamps picked up on December 23rd. Give aways so random nobody knows when they'll be. Random enough so Will can keep putting them off. Just like he'll put off the prize winners who want to have dinner with Will and Dawn. By the way, who picks up the tab for the the (large) part of the bill the gift card doesn't cover? I don't know the whole answer, but I know part of it: not Will.
What happened to the party? The tumblers? The hats? T-shirts? Stickers? Magnets? We haven't heard. Although I have heard Will has some ideas...ideas on how to get out of all of it.
Will and Dawn are sick...I should say ill. Taking into account their healthy lifestyle and eating habits, I'm stunned. Considering every time they take us grocery shopping it looks like they're shopping for a Halloween party or to restock Willy Wonka's Sweet Factory. I'm amazed they have a virus and not diabetes. Of course the selfish assholes went to Christmas at Mama Sidelines's and got everyone sick. Did they learn? Oh, no! Not The Burger School graduate and the woman whose idea of wellness is falling in one. Nope. They want to go out for NYE. Yay! Get all of Gatlinburg sick! Call it Dawn's Sickie Stampede!
They haven't been this selfish on New Year's Eve since they parked their fat asses at Chris and Mindy's. Of course the poor people of Gatlinburg won't even get a box of Krispy Kremes for their troubles.
Gee, I wonder how Dawn got sick? On an unrelated note, Will and Dawn spent a week in Michigan trapzing around outside in sub-freezing temperatures in clothing barely suitable for spring weather.
I'll let the Christmas present my wife got for me do the talking:
On this uh-venture they went to some Christmas village filled with Times Square's dingiest, off-brand characters. To be fair, the characters are cleaner than Will and Dawn.
We also discovered that Dawn worked at a chicken restaurant in Port Huron for three weeks. Will kept bringing this up because he loves to humiliate his wife. The worst part? Dawn's manager Spritz the Goat had to fire her.
Before that, YITS went on a Royal Caribbean cruise. You know the drill: virtually nothing but eating. They slept in a closet. Err...an inside cabin. But Will and Dawn totally loved it. It was the best 30 ft anywhere. Only Liberace lived in a nicer closet. At least that's what you'd think if you listened to Will and Dawn. However any thinking person would realize that Will clearly wants to suck up to Royal Caribbean in hopes of getting free cruises. He's sucking up so much, the ship should have a hickie. Will never got his colonoscopy but he's got his nose high up Royal Caribbean's ass.
Speaking of high...oh, you know where we're going: back earlier in the year and to Vancouver, BC where Dawn got caught vaping! It should come as no surprise. The overeating, the slits for eyes, the sunglasses inside, the general cluelessness. Not to mention she's Denise420's sister. Plus, 420's boyfriend TOW has admitted to taking gummies. There's no way Will and Dawn don't partake. I don't know what the duck Denise is into these days, but 420 doesn't cover the scope of her issues. Denise840? LSDenise? Special D? Or just change her name to Molly.
Also, Dawn, shouldn't TOW and YITS pay me every time they use the name that I coined?
But 2024 was quite the year in the YCU (YITS Cinematic Universe).
Will and Dawn went on four (!) cruises including one to Alaska. I literally had to count. I can't tell them apart since we saw whales on all four cruises.
They only had "a little bacon" at each breakfast, lunch and brunch. Yeah. Only if you compare it to the pound of bacon on the BLT at Tony's. At least Dawn didn't try to swallow any knives. Though she did try escargot. She spit it out like the toddler she is. Probably not enough fat, salt and sugar.
For someone who claims to be allergic, Will and Dawn sure looked for a lot of pineapples on their Carnival cruise a few months ago. The Carnival bed barely contained Will's sister Jamie's ample bosom. There's no way those beds could handle the swinging of two even bigger boobs like Will and Dawn. BTW, if Will and Dawn are YITS, does that make Jamie...eh...nevermind. Her eyes are up here (somewhere).
Also on Carnival,Will bought a $70 piece of wood likely made in The Philippines. Will spent probably $15 in total on Dawn all year. Mostly in folding shopping bags that she never uses except to model during live streams. Plus $0 in health care.
In The Smokies, they aren't even second anymore. AIOT surpassed them years ago and others are coming up quickly. Will has no idea what's going on in The Smokies. When asked just weeks ago what he was going to do in The Smokies in December Will could only name The Christmas Parade. Will says because if you focus on The Smokies your views will go down. In other news, in about three years, Adventure Is Out There has nearly 130,000 subscribers and growing way past YITS.
Will loves "history" or at least saying he loves it. In 2024, YITS, or as Will spells it "WITS" (more like half-WITS), went to Mt Rushmore. Dawn can name half of the presidents up there. Even though she was looking at Mt Rushmore Dawn was more interested in two chipmunks she called "Chip and Dale" than "Abraham Lincoln, George Washington and Theodore (no last name)" Theodore who, Dawn? I'm surprised she didn't yell, "ALVIN!!!"
I'm looking forward to more "international travel", cruises and pawing merchandise in gift shops around the world. Such insight. It's going to be exciting to hear "it's hard to take it all in" in every travel video.
Oh, by the way, how's YITS diet going?
Whoa! It IS hard to take it all in! By that, I mean the underwear trying to cover all that acreage.
Forget an airline seatbelt extension. She needs an airline seat extension.
Her shorts should say, "BODY BY CASEY'S PIZZA". I'm not sure Casey's could afford a sign that big. After all, Casey's is only in the oil and petroleum industry. Probably not lucrative enough. If Casey's could afford it, it would be the third largest billboard in Sevier County.
Will wants to go to Tokyo or Paris Disneyland. With the exchange rate, Tokyo is especially affordable right now. Thanks to Google, it's even easier to get around. The bad part is that it requires reading. According to Will, WDW costs $1000 a day. Leave it to Will to spend over $2000 in hotel, airfare and other expenses just for the thought of saving money on admission tickets. Burger School math.
Maybe it's just me, but, does it feel like YITS has lost momentum since they got their YouTube plaque? It's like they reached their goal and there is nothing else to work towards. Views are down. Engagement is way down. For years, Will's idol Adam the Woo has talked about and tried to "take it easy". Every time he's discovered that he literally can't afford to do that. Will got his plaque. He's tired of The Smokies. Is this the year Will gets tired of other travel? He can't afford to do anything high end (Dawn's more of a wide end). At some point Will is going to get tired of the travel. Just like he got tired of The Smokies, he's going to tire of the sameness of cruises, having to need a seatbelt extension on flights (whatever happened to that goal?) the cost of parking in garages and hotels. Then what?
More and more, Will relies on "tradition". Which is a code word for not looking for new things to do or wanting to eat at some place with deep fried food again.
Dawn has no clue where she is or where she's been. Will just goes to go and for bragging rights. It gives him something else to say if something remotely reminds him of London, Paris or The Beatles.
He says it's for Dawn, but we know the truth. The truth is it's not for his wife or his stans. It's for him. As long as he can stuff his face and get out of anything that even vaguely resembles work, we'll continue down this gluttonous highway. While the type of subjects continue to narrow, Will and Dawn will continue to get wider.
Happy 2025, Everyone! Pass the antacid and the Lipitor.
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