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I hope everyone stays safe during this cancer season. Will says cancer is going around right now. No. Really. He said that and he was serious. Did he look at a horoscope and see "Cancer"? But I think that's around June and July. If you're a Taurus does Will think you'll going to get hit by a car?
When we last left Will and Dawn they had just reached the pinnacle of nine years on YouTube: 100,000 sus-scribers. AIOT got the 100K plaque in a little over two years. But who's counting? Not Will. Mainly because of The Burger School.
The big "salabration" Will promised with hundreds of prizes like YITS tumblers, stickers, gift cards, dinners with Will and Dawn and a party hasn't materialized yet. Will says it will happen around Christmas. We all know there will be no YITS merch, no dinners and no party. There will be a few gift cards that will take about 20 minutes to give away. With at least one cruise booked before the end of the year, the salabration could very easily be bumped into 2025, if it happens at all. Just like going camping, buying an RV, getting amazing Halloween costumes, and riding e-bikes, Will is a dreamer. Meaning, he's dreaming if he says he's going to follow through on anything.
It's amazing. No, not the YouTube plaque. But, since they reached that goal, Will and Dawn have somehow gotten even lazier. It's not like Will and Dawn were dynamic go-getters before. These days we get about two videos a week. They've all been low effort: a bunch of leaves "poppin", Anakeesta twice, picnics and going to stores to touch all the merchandise. They get any lazier, they'll start to grow moss.
Tradgedy hit many people in the southeast part of the country not once, but twice: two hurricanes, just days apart. The city of Asheville, NC was hit especially hard. Even though, The Smokies only experienced some heavy rain, Will vlogged the "angry" Little Pigeon River and Douglas Dam and got a spike in views. As we've seen in the past, Will promised to help hurricane victims, but never did. Even Mama Sidelines, pretending to be YITS took to their Facebook page, cited Bible verses while lying about donating to charity. Apparently there are only Eight Commandments. YITS has 100,000 sus-scribers and a million excuses.
Speaking of doing nothing, Dawn's sister Denise420 came to town with her boyfriend TOW. I've seen paintings that moved more. Denise looks terrible, really bad, like if fentanyl came to life. She's put on a lot of weight, has bags under her eyes, grown out her stringy, unkept hair, all the while staring forward with a zoned-out expression on her face. She looks like Samara, the little girl from "The Ring" movies if she grew up and went through menopause.
Denise420 and Tow sat in for a few minutes during a Sunday night livestream, went to Anakeesta and on a picnic in Cades Cove. Denise said nothing. TOW mumbled a few phrases. It must have been the gummies. During the picnic, Denise just put food in her mouth and chewed while blankly staring forward. Like a stoned cow chewing its cud. It was disturbing. She did so little, you'd think she just hit 100, 000 sus-scribers on YouTube.
Since our last recap, Dawn started and then quit her new hobby of making friendship bracelets. She made a few Halloween bracelets and then decided it was too exhausting and stressful. I'm sure it was very difficult finding the time to make bracelets in between her 1,500 levels of Fish Finder each day. She's no longer in her bracelet era. Just call her Taylor Slow.
It's understandable that Dawn would need a hobby to distract her. After all, they never do anything cool. Underprivileged witch.
Another thing YITS doesn't do? Eat at buffets. It's true. According to Will, he doesn't even like buffets. So is that why he only goes to the buffet like three times a day on every cruise they take? I'd hate to see how much more he could eat if he actually liked them. Will seems to have forgotten when he said he and TOW would destroy buffets if they went on a cruise together. Oh, Will. If his mouth isn't eating, it's lying.
But these days, Will and Dawn are eating - a lot. No more exercise or diet talk. They look bigger than ever. Dawn's gut is huge. While Will is amassing a very impressive collection of chins. Jokes aside, you can't eat like you're 13 forever. It will catch up with you. Will and Dawn are setting themselves up for serious health problems they can't afford. They've taken us shopping a few times. Each time they buy candy, cookies and processed food like frozen pizza. It's like they're shopping for Halloween all year long.
So here we are, gentle reader. Will has reached his greatest achievement, so why does it feel like YITS is losing momentum? Because they are. Will is clearly not inspired or motivated. Content is derivative and redundant. Views are down. Excuses are up. Dawn mumbles maybe two phrases in each video. Most of the time she stares off into space. YITS has earned the plaque and clearly think they can coast now. Their fanbase doesn't care or notice and YITS knows it.
What can we expect? More of the same but less. All Will and Dawn care about is going on cruises. Will is now on the media list of some cruise line. He has no idea what's happening in The Smokies, but he knows which cruise line is $5 off this week.
It also seems like Ireland is coming up in near future. Oh, boy. Looking forward to every week when Will works into the conversation how he's been to Ireland THREE times.
I gotta say, I don't get it. Will and Dawn are getting lazier, offering wrong information more often and are doing a worse job hiding their contempt for the audience. While views are down, there's still a core audience that think Will and Dawn are this nice, friendly, God-fearing couple who don't like buffets. They pretend to care about The Smokies, feign enthusiasm for Dollywood and make excuses for why they didn't see emails from viewers. All the while pretending to be busy and claim they're "runnin". Yeah. Runnin' out of ideas, runnin' away from responsibility and runnin' out of ideas and enthusiasm for everything but eating. Except for buffets. Will and Dawn hate buffets and don't you forget it - especially during breakfast, lunch and second dinner on a cruise.
Today's recap is brought to you by Crest Soap. Crest Soap: How bad is Will's hygiene? He doesn't know the most famous brand of toothpaste in the world. Crest Soap: When your teeth are dirtier than your sweaty baseball cap and the biggest cavity is between your ears.
I hope everyone stays safe during this cancer season. Will says cancer is going around right now. No. Really. He said that and he was serious. Did he look at a horoscope and see "Cancer"? But I think that's around June and July. If you're a Taurus does Will think you'll going to get hit by a car?
When we last left Will and Dawn they had just reached the pinnacle of nine years on YouTube: 100,000 sus-scribers. AIOT got the 100K plaque in a little over two years. But who's counting? Not Will. Mainly because of The Burger School.
The big "salabration" Will promised with hundreds of prizes like YITS tumblers, stickers, gift cards, dinners with Will and Dawn and a party hasn't materialized yet. Will says it will happen around Christmas. We all know there will be no YITS merch, no dinners and no party. There will be a few gift cards that will take about 20 minutes to give away. With at least one cruise booked before the end of the year, the salabration could very easily be bumped into 2025, if it happens at all. Just like going camping, buying an RV, getting amazing Halloween costumes, and riding e-bikes, Will is a dreamer. Meaning, he's dreaming if he says he's going to follow through on anything.
It's amazing. No, not the YouTube plaque. But, since they reached that goal, Will and Dawn have somehow gotten even lazier. It's not like Will and Dawn were dynamic go-getters before. These days we get about two videos a week. They've all been low effort: a bunch of leaves "poppin", Anakeesta twice, picnics and going to stores to touch all the merchandise. They get any lazier, they'll start to grow moss.
Tradgedy hit many people in the southeast part of the country not once, but twice: two hurricanes, just days apart. The city of Asheville, NC was hit especially hard. Even though, The Smokies only experienced some heavy rain, Will vlogged the "angry" Little Pigeon River and Douglas Dam and got a spike in views. As we've seen in the past, Will promised to help hurricane victims, but never did. Even Mama Sidelines, pretending to be YITS took to their Facebook page, cited Bible verses while lying about donating to charity. Apparently there are only Eight Commandments. YITS has 100,000 sus-scribers and a million excuses.
Speaking of doing nothing, Dawn's sister Denise420 came to town with her boyfriend TOW. I've seen paintings that moved more. Denise looks terrible, really bad, like if fentanyl came to life. She's put on a lot of weight, has bags under her eyes, grown out her stringy, unkept hair, all the while staring forward with a zoned-out expression on her face. She looks like Samara, the little girl from "The Ring" movies if she grew up and went through menopause.
Denise420 and Tow sat in for a few minutes during a Sunday night livestream, went to Anakeesta and on a picnic in Cades Cove. Denise said nothing. TOW mumbled a few phrases. It must have been the gummies. During the picnic, Denise just put food in her mouth and chewed while blankly staring forward. Like a stoned cow chewing its cud. It was disturbing. She did so little, you'd think she just hit 100, 000 sus-scribers on YouTube.
Since our last recap, Dawn started and then quit her new hobby of making friendship bracelets. She made a few Halloween bracelets and then decided it was too exhausting and stressful. I'm sure it was very difficult finding the time to make bracelets in between her 1,500 levels of Fish Finder each day. She's no longer in her bracelet era. Just call her Taylor Slow.
It's understandable that Dawn would need a hobby to distract her. After all, they never do anything cool. Underprivileged witch.
Another thing YITS doesn't do? Eat at buffets. It's true. According to Will, he doesn't even like buffets. So is that why he only goes to the buffet like three times a day on every cruise they take? I'd hate to see how much more he could eat if he actually liked them. Will seems to have forgotten when he said he and TOW would destroy buffets if they went on a cruise together. Oh, Will. If his mouth isn't eating, it's lying.
But these days, Will and Dawn are eating - a lot. No more exercise or diet talk. They look bigger than ever. Dawn's gut is huge. While Will is amassing a very impressive collection of chins. Jokes aside, you can't eat like you're 13 forever. It will catch up with you. Will and Dawn are setting themselves up for serious health problems they can't afford. They've taken us shopping a few times. Each time they buy candy, cookies and processed food like frozen pizza. It's like they're shopping for Halloween all year long.
So here we are, gentle reader. Will has reached his greatest achievement, so why does it feel like YITS is losing momentum? Because they are. Will is clearly not inspired or motivated. Content is derivative and redundant. Views are down. Excuses are up. Dawn mumbles maybe two phrases in each video. Most of the time she stares off into space. YITS has earned the plaque and clearly think they can coast now. Their fanbase doesn't care or notice and YITS knows it.
What can we expect? More of the same but less. All Will and Dawn care about is going on cruises. Will is now on the media list of some cruise line. He has no idea what's happening in The Smokies, but he knows which cruise line is $5 off this week.
It also seems like Ireland is coming up in near future. Oh, boy. Looking forward to every week when Will works into the conversation how he's been to Ireland THREE times.
I gotta say, I don't get it. Will and Dawn are getting lazier, offering wrong information more often and are doing a worse job hiding their contempt for the audience. While views are down, there's still a core audience that think Will and Dawn are this nice, friendly, God-fearing couple who don't like buffets. They pretend to care about The Smokies, feign enthusiasm for Dollywood and make excuses for why they didn't see emails from viewers. All the while pretending to be busy and claim they're "runnin". Yeah. Runnin' out of ideas, runnin' away from responsibility and runnin' out of ideas and enthusiasm for everything but eating. Except for buffets. Will and Dawn hate buffets and don't you forget it - especially during breakfast, lunch and second dinner on a cruise.
boring and predictable.