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Congratulations to @Furmingos for a title so funny my face is turning red and I'm having trouble breathing just like Will. Actually, not like Will because I'm not 300lbs.
On one of the lie-streams this past weekend, Dawn lamented that she just can't lose weight. Will they have "the fat gene". Yes. That's it. Because you've been so disciplined.
Let's see. Over the past month or so we've seen them eat chili dogs, McDonald's, steaks for lunch, circus food, gorge themselves at Ponderosa Steakhouse and snack on all the chips, junk food and soda in their car. All that crap doesn't cancel out because of the one bottle of water you drank on camera during your livestream. They have fat bodies and fat heads. Idiots.
On that same livestream Will, once again, admitted that they're bored with The Smokies. "It's hard going to Dollywood for the 200th time." Oh, poor baby, that sounds terrible. Just awful. You have to go to the same place over and over again. THAT'S CALLED GOING TO WORK, FAT ASS. People do it every bleeping day of their lives.
But Will needs to be happy and entertained. He also said it's hard because there are hundreds of other vloggers covering The Smokies. Like no one has ever vlogged Mt Rushmore or The Mall of America before. We know he's not the first person to vlog The House on the Rock. So why do that? No, seriously. Why do that? That video was 45 minutes of "I can't take it all in". Oh, thanks. Very insightful.
How many times during this whole road trip did either Will or Dawn say "It's hard to take it all in," or some variation? Wow. Fascinating. If I took a shot every time they said, my stomach couldn't take it all in.
You can call this recap Seinfeld because it's about nothing. That's not true. It's about a grift. Will has figured out a grift. Instead of making contacts, developing a contract list, checking his email and keeping regular communication to cover The Smokies, Will just wants to eat. Sadly, life isn't just one big Dilly Bar. Okay, so you hate covering The Smokies. Fine.
It's not like the world was crying out for a travel vlog of Port Huron, Michigan for shopping at Meijer and a mall that's about to be torn down. Who bleeping cares?
Then they went to the sand dunes and added a video with the entire ride in some old Jeep. Then the highlight of the month: Dawn with her shoes on her hands crawling up and sand dunes hill. She took longer than a Kevin Costner western. Literally there were teenagers who walked up and down the hill before Dawn made it to the top. Halfway up, I thought she was going to make Basecamp. Will should have gotten her some sherpas. Instead, he just filmed looking awful like he always does. I think he thinks it makes her look bad. It just makes him look insensitive and selfish. Those are his good qualities.
While checking into the hotel at The Mall of America, Will was happy with his rate, so you know it was really cheap. He bragged they upgraded him to a suite. After viewers said it was just a regular room, Will said he misread something. Will, you're going to have to be a little more specific.
As if Dawn is any better. She doesn't know the presidents on Mt Rushmore, how to pronounce "Illinois" and after someone in the chat posted about former president Herbert Hoover, Dawn said, "Herbert Hoover!" Herbert Hoover watches YITS? Maybe they can visit him and bring him flowers just like Rhonda Gail? Dawn's a 51 year old woman. She should have some basic knowledge, but she doesn't. I'm pretty sure she didn't finish high school.
Don't make me recap the rest: driving through and describing The Wisconsin Dells TWICE (talk about not paying attention but still padding the video), fumbling through the bridges of Madison County and Dawn confusing actor John Wayne with serial killer John Wayne Gacy. So boring.
Which proves my point. Poor Will and Dawn. It's so hard to stay in The Smokies. They've been to Dollywood and all the restaurants countless times they just can't bring themselves to do it again. What!?! How many fuckin times has Will said, "We've been here before?" That doesn't stop him? They drive up to Port Huron a couple of times a year. You can stomach that, but not actually doing your job?
Will doesn't want a channel about The Smokies. He wants to be able to go where he wants, eat whatever he wants and vlog what he wants to vlog without planning or consequences.
You haven't covered The Smokies on a regular basis in probably three years.
You want to store up a bunch of content, then put them out sporadically so they can hide out at home.
But don't worry. They have big plans. They looked at RVs AGAIN. Poor sales people have to waste their time with them for like the fifth time. They're also going to go camping. They're now looking at Europe and Japan twice (?). Then why look at RVs if you're just going to park it in the yard next to your beater truck? Plus, another cruise! Another travel agent has reached out? Yay! More eating! Why are Will and Dawn gaining weight? If only Columbo was still alive. Just because I like the show. It has nothing to do with these fat idiots who do the same things over and over again.
It's like we're in summer reruns. Everything is the same. Even when they go to a new location they say and do very predictable things. Will, I said this last year and it's even truer today. It's not the places that are boring: it's you. Don't pretend that you don't want to do the same things, because really it's about you and what you want to do. You want to eat lots of bad food and wander around on auto-pilot with the same eight on repeat. You're up to no good.
That's it. That's all you do. The views of YITS latest trip were deservedly terrible.
That should be the message, Will. Not that you're bored, but a lot of your subscribers are. Not that it matters. You're not going to do it anyway.
On one of the lie-streams this past weekend, Dawn lamented that she just can't lose weight. Will they have "the fat gene". Yes. That's it. Because you've been so disciplined.
Let's see. Over the past month or so we've seen them eat chili dogs, McDonald's, steaks for lunch, circus food, gorge themselves at Ponderosa Steakhouse and snack on all the chips, junk food and soda in their car. All that crap doesn't cancel out because of the one bottle of water you drank on camera during your livestream. They have fat bodies and fat heads. Idiots.
On that same livestream Will, once again, admitted that they're bored with The Smokies. "It's hard going to Dollywood for the 200th time." Oh, poor baby, that sounds terrible. Just awful. You have to go to the same place over and over again. THAT'S CALLED GOING TO WORK, FAT ASS. People do it every bleeping day of their lives.
But Will needs to be happy and entertained. He also said it's hard because there are hundreds of other vloggers covering The Smokies. Like no one has ever vlogged Mt Rushmore or The Mall of America before. We know he's not the first person to vlog The House on the Rock. So why do that? No, seriously. Why do that? That video was 45 minutes of "I can't take it all in". Oh, thanks. Very insightful.
How many times during this whole road trip did either Will or Dawn say "It's hard to take it all in," or some variation? Wow. Fascinating. If I took a shot every time they said, my stomach couldn't take it all in.
You can call this recap Seinfeld because it's about nothing. That's not true. It's about a grift. Will has figured out a grift. Instead of making contacts, developing a contract list, checking his email and keeping regular communication to cover The Smokies, Will just wants to eat. Sadly, life isn't just one big Dilly Bar. Okay, so you hate covering The Smokies. Fine.
It's not like the world was crying out for a travel vlog of Port Huron, Michigan for shopping at Meijer and a mall that's about to be torn down. Who bleeping cares?
Then they went to the sand dunes and added a video with the entire ride in some old Jeep. Then the highlight of the month: Dawn with her shoes on her hands crawling up and sand dunes hill. She took longer than a Kevin Costner western. Literally there were teenagers who walked up and down the hill before Dawn made it to the top. Halfway up, I thought she was going to make Basecamp. Will should have gotten her some sherpas. Instead, he just filmed looking awful like he always does. I think he thinks it makes her look bad. It just makes him look insensitive and selfish. Those are his good qualities.
While checking into the hotel at The Mall of America, Will was happy with his rate, so you know it was really cheap. He bragged they upgraded him to a suite. After viewers said it was just a regular room, Will said he misread something. Will, you're going to have to be a little more specific.
As if Dawn is any better. She doesn't know the presidents on Mt Rushmore, how to pronounce "Illinois" and after someone in the chat posted about former president Herbert Hoover, Dawn said, "Herbert Hoover!" Herbert Hoover watches YITS? Maybe they can visit him and bring him flowers just like Rhonda Gail? Dawn's a 51 year old woman. She should have some basic knowledge, but she doesn't. I'm pretty sure she didn't finish high school.
Don't make me recap the rest: driving through and describing The Wisconsin Dells TWICE (talk about not paying attention but still padding the video), fumbling through the bridges of Madison County and Dawn confusing actor John Wayne with serial killer John Wayne Gacy. So boring.
Which proves my point. Poor Will and Dawn. It's so hard to stay in The Smokies. They've been to Dollywood and all the restaurants countless times they just can't bring themselves to do it again. What!?! How many fuckin times has Will said, "We've been here before?" That doesn't stop him? They drive up to Port Huron a couple of times a year. You can stomach that, but not actually doing your job?
Will doesn't want a channel about The Smokies. He wants to be able to go where he wants, eat whatever he wants and vlog what he wants to vlog without planning or consequences.
You haven't covered The Smokies on a regular basis in probably three years.
You want to store up a bunch of content, then put them out sporadically so they can hide out at home.
But don't worry. They have big plans. They looked at RVs AGAIN. Poor sales people have to waste their time with them for like the fifth time. They're also going to go camping. They're now looking at Europe and Japan twice (?). Then why look at RVs if you're just going to park it in the yard next to your beater truck? Plus, another cruise! Another travel agent has reached out? Yay! More eating! Why are Will and Dawn gaining weight? If only Columbo was still alive. Just because I like the show. It has nothing to do with these fat idiots who do the same things over and over again.
It's like we're in summer reruns. Everything is the same. Even when they go to a new location they say and do very predictable things. Will, I said this last year and it's even truer today. It's not the places that are boring: it's you. Don't pretend that you don't want to do the same things, because really it's about you and what you want to do. You want to eat lots of bad food and wander around on auto-pilot with the same eight on repeat. You're up to no good.
That's it. That's all you do. The views of YITS latest trip were deservedly terrible.
That should be the message, Will. Not that you're bored, but a lot of your subscribers are. Not that it matters. You're not going to do it anyway.
You're welcome. Thank you all! I'm eagerly awaiting a recap from Its Got Flavur
He mentioned they were in Pigeon Forge yesterday so are we going to get a food review ?
First video after a road trip? You guessed it a walk through Gatlinburg. It’s also titled what’s new, so we can amuse ourselves comparing it to Ryan’s video on what’s new 
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I’m confused. There is another thread of the same title. Its Got Flavur did a wonderful recap.
Hopefully it can copied and pasted here.
Another Gatlinburg video. Mellow Mushroom of all things. What a waste of time.
Here it is!!
Yep 2 threads with the same title.
@Its Got Flavur , come join us here....and don't forget your recap.
You all need to come to the other thread titled the same. Apparently two were started simultaneously.
Please come over Its Got Flavur and repost your recap over there.
Please come over Its Got Flavur and repost your recap over there.
I can only see this thread. Are there two? There's no way there haven't been any posts since last night.
Moron can’t come up with his own ideas
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I can see them both and no activity. YITS is in big trouble, not even the trolls want to talk about them.
Why??? He won’t do a single thing that anyone suggests.
Going to try and close this thread
You know a channel is dead in the water when they're asking viewers for content ideas. This is your job Will! It's not hard to come up with ideas and plot out the future of your channel if it's something you're passionate about. The only thing YITS is putting out are home movies, this is not a travel channel
Why bother asking for suggestions? Last time he asked he didn't do most of the things his stans suggested anyway. WiLLL does what WiLLL wants to do.
The suggestions so far are laughable. Small town fairs and festivals to stuff they will never do like The Biltmore. If these stans are so devoted how do they not know that these 2 will never do anything suggested. At least a few people called them out for not doing Smoky Mountain stuff or hiking.
I'm so glad Will and Dawn aren't doing the same old things. Excepts YITS does the exact same Gatlinburg video like every two months after an extended trip.
The microphone is working great by the way. I didn't realize Dawn was verbal.
They are so bored and they can't hide it. They just make connections to other trips they've taken.
I like how Will filmed Dawn walking into the bathroom at the beginning of the video. They live like fifteen minutes away. She didn't go before she left?
The Mellow Mushroom? Glad we're not doing the same old things.
Wow. Dawn looks seriously bad.
Will doesn't know if the mics are working. He says the video could be garbage. So no different.
Look at the zits and craters on Will's face.
Mentions Adam. Check. Knew that was coming.
They don't like the bread. You can tell because they only ate 90% of it.
This is the best location. Probably because they get to sniff the seat where Adam sat.
Dawn couldn't tell that the Melting Pot is still in business. She's a 51-year-old woman.
Dawn giggles at the mention of gas. Let er rip potato chip.
So Will wants us to believe that he's needed two weeks to figure out the mics. I'm sure being high makes it more challenging.
I swear it's almost the exact same Gatlinburg video every time. So much for creativity.
Will asks for suggestions for video ideas. When you are never around and don't pay attention to the area, of course you need ideas. It's his job to keep up with what's happening in The Smokies. Basically it was a plea to help him do his job for him. He doesn't know where to start and he doesn't want to do the work. So lazy.
BTW, the end of the thread caught me off guard and at a busy. I stayed up to finish it. The thread was locked by the time I was done. It was late. I was tired. So I went to bed.
The microphone is working great by the way. I didn't realize Dawn was verbal.
They are so bored and they can't hide it. They just make connections to other trips they've taken.
I like how Will filmed Dawn walking into the bathroom at the beginning of the video. They live like fifteen minutes away. She didn't go before she left?
The Mellow Mushroom? Glad we're not doing the same old things.
Wow. Dawn looks seriously bad.
Will doesn't know if the mics are working. He says the video could be garbage. So no different.
Look at the zits and craters on Will's face.
Mentions Adam. Check. Knew that was coming.
They don't like the bread. You can tell because they only ate 90% of it.
This is the best location. Probably because they get to sniff the seat where Adam sat.
Dawn couldn't tell that the Melting Pot is still in business. She's a 51-year-old woman.
Dawn giggles at the mention of gas. Let er rip potato chip.
So Will wants us to believe that he's needed two weeks to figure out the mics. I'm sure being high makes it more challenging.
I swear it's almost the exact same Gatlinburg video every time. So much for creativity.
Will asks for suggestions for video ideas. When you are never around and don't pay attention to the area, of course you need ideas. It's his job to keep up with what's happening in The Smokies. Basically it was a plea to help him do his job for him. He doesn't know where to start and he doesn't want to do the work. So lazy.
BTW, the end of the thread caught me off guard and at a busy. I stayed up to finish it. The thread was locked by the time I was done. It was late. I was tired. So I went to bed.
How can you say that? He gave us the life changing news that not one, but two (!), places of business have new neon signs. Will and Dawn are the mentally challenged Woodward and Bernstein.
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What can he show that’s new. NOTHING.
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What can he show that’s new. NOTHING.
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