I think she just can't detach an issue from her experience with it. That's a problem with her whatever she's feeling, she always generalizes what she saw, felt etc. In this case, because she's had an easy time with the cup the one and a half times she inserted it, she swiftly concludes it's easy for everyone. So stop moaning and be sustainable, team! If ever she has a child we'll hear all about her birth, and she'll lecture us to no end how birth is, because well, if you've done it once you obviously know how it is. For everyone. Always.
Don't tell me you wouldn't need time off after days of such buzzing period excitement. Never has the woman bled so productively! Under normal circumstances, she'd now bugger off to an all-expenses-paid day spa and booze her head off between massages. Sadly, for now it's just Gousto between dog walks.