When influencers say 'thank you for choosing me to be your mummy'....

[PinkFigs]

It makes me cringe!

Such a ridiculous thing to say! The baby has no more chosen its 'mummy' than the influencer has chosen their child.

I also hate it when they are doing a haul on insta/youtube and say 'I picked up'. Such a prissy way to say 'bought"!

What influencer sayings piss you off?

 

[sdmilne]

"Today, I have been gifted"

 

[PinkFigs]

"Today, I have been gifted"

And when they start every Insta story with 'So.......'

 

[Pambo]

I also hate it when they are doing a haul on insta/youtube and say 'I picked up'. Such a prissy way to say 'bought"!

"Copped" is an even more annoying way to say 'bought'.

 

[PinkFigs]

"Copped" is an even more annoying way to say 'bought'.

It sounds very irritating! I've not heard anyone say that one yet.

 

[Hello Kitty]

'Can anyone suggest a good .....' begging for a collab rather than actually paying for something.

 

[PinkFigs]

When they refer to items of clothing from Primark and New Look as 'pieces', usually accompanied by the word 'adorable', and said in a squeaky, girlie voice

 

[Ohflogoff]

Sorry for the radio silence...

 

[MrsNott]

I know people irl who say 'thank you for choosing me to be your Mummy'

I hate it when an influencer calls the simplest of task, something nearly everyone does in their day to day life a 'Mum hack' or a 'life hack'

 

[littlepup]

Said this on another thread but 'Just popped on'... or 'Just thought I'd jump on'

 

[Hello Kitty]

Insta v reality

I know people irl who say 'thank you for choosing me to be your Mummy'

I hate it when an influencer calls the simplest of task, something nearly everyone does in their day to day life a 'Mum hack' or a 'life hack'

Or this mummy can

 

[Wishing1990]

“Loads of you have been asking about my skin care...”
No one. Not a single person.

 

[Piff paff puff]

Boss babe or boss witch

 

[Hello Kitty]

“Loads of you have been asking about my skin care...”
No one. Not a single person.

That is the absolute worst

 

[PinkFigs]

That is the absolute worst

Chloe_Lauren always says things like ‘so many of you have asked where the twins plates are from’ and then links an affiliate link, and you just know that no one would bother messaging an instagrammer asking where a plate is from