Thanks to @moreteavicarXoXo for the winning recommendation. You may collect your reward of pastry and cheese from Costa in Carlisle.
Hope this works - it’s my first thread!
Previous thread recap:
Nina turned 4 and rather than spending the day at soft play with her friends, she had a 121 visit from Cinderella, a long trip in the car to a shopping centre and a TGI Fridays - it was Rebecca’s perfect day.
Lots of posts suggesting a move towards body positivity content - starting with posting how Nina was a ‘chunky’ almost 12lb baby and ending with her having a rant about people questioning whether Nina should be wearing clothes for someone that’s twice her age.
Becky ate out 1,246,801 times in October. She made precisely 3 meals at home (hulk pasta, cornflake chicken, and slow cooker gammon) - yawn…… she’s the worst advertisement for her ‘healthy’ family cookbook as she never cooks and when she does it’s things we’ve seen time and time and time again. It’s like the cooking version of purgatory.
She mum shamed a woman for allowing her child to use a table whilst in a cafe - seemingly thinking this was more inappropriate than filming your child after she’d had a toilet accident…..
Lots of (very literal) begs to buy her book - lots of hints on moving house so she probably needs the cash, it remains to be seen whether ‘he who should not be named’ (the husband) will be going with them.
Disappeared for a girly spa weekend but ended up gatecrashing a wedding as the bride was a ‘fan’.
Other than that it was usual schmoozual - lots of in-your-face videos of poor Nina eating (at one point she looked on the verge of tears)
, more NT visits, more BFF trips to shopping centres, more pastry, more cheese, more Hagrid boomerangs…..
Oh…..She finally got her blue tick too - FML Becky With The Bad Hair is going to be insufferable!
We’re here for you Nina - just go to any Costa and ask for Hagrid and we will save you! Blink twice to let us know that you’re not being force fed. #FreeNina.
Hope this works - it’s my first thread!
Previous thread recap:
Nina turned 4 and rather than spending the day at soft play with her friends, she had a 121 visit from Cinderella, a long trip in the car to a shopping centre and a TGI Fridays - it was Rebecca’s perfect day.
Lots of posts suggesting a move towards body positivity content - starting with posting how Nina was a ‘chunky’ almost 12lb baby and ending with her having a rant about people questioning whether Nina should be wearing clothes for someone that’s twice her age.
Becky ate out 1,246,801 times in October. She made precisely 3 meals at home (hulk pasta, cornflake chicken, and slow cooker gammon) - yawn…… she’s the worst advertisement for her ‘healthy’ family cookbook as she never cooks and when she does it’s things we’ve seen time and time and time again. It’s like the cooking version of purgatory.
She mum shamed a woman for allowing her child to use a table whilst in a cafe - seemingly thinking this was more inappropriate than filming your child after she’d had a toilet accident…..
Lots of (very literal) begs to buy her book - lots of hints on moving house so she probably needs the cash, it remains to be seen whether ‘he who should not be named’ (the husband) will be going with them.
Disappeared for a girly spa weekend but ended up gatecrashing a wedding as the bride was a ‘fan’.
Other than that it was usual schmoozual - lots of in-your-face videos of poor Nina eating (at one point she looked on the verge of tears)
, more NT visits, more BFF trips to shopping centres, more pastry, more cheese, more Hagrid boomerangs…..Oh…..She finally got her blue tick too - FML Becky With The Bad Hair is going to be insufferable!
We’re here for you Nina - just go to any Costa and ask for Hagrid and we will save you! Blink twice to let us know that you’re not being force fed. #FreeNina.
presuming the N is for bestie Nina obvs. Just wondering if the A is the husband that doesn’t exist? 
